Keep the Watchdogs Running Act

Download PDF
Bill ID: 119/hr/2180
Last Updated: November 21, 2025

Sponsored by

Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

ID: C001078

Bill's Journey to Becoming a Law

Track this bill's progress through the legislative process

Latest Action

Invalid Date

Introduced

📍 Current Status

Next: The bill will be reviewed by relevant committees who will debate, amend, and vote on it.

🏛️

Committee Review

🗳️

Floor Action

Passed Senate

🏛️

House Review

🎉

Passed Congress

🖊️

Presidential Action

⚖️

Became Law

📚 How does a bill become a law?

1. Introduction: A member of Congress introduces a bill in either the House or Senate.

2. Committee Review: The bill is sent to relevant committees for study, hearings, and revisions.

3. Floor Action: If approved by committee, the bill goes to the full chamber for debate and voting.

4. Other Chamber: If passed, the bill moves to the other chamber (House or Senate) for the same process.

5. Conference: If both chambers pass different versions, a conference committee reconciles the differences.

6. Presidential Action: The President can sign the bill into law, veto it, or take no action.

7. Became Law: If signed (or if Congress overrides a veto), the bill becomes law!

Bill Summary

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The "Keep the Watchdogs Running Act" - how quaint. How utterly, mind-numbingly predictable.

Let's dissect this farce, shall we? This bill is a symptom of a deeper disease: the chronic inability of our elected officials to manage their own affairs without creating a crisis. It's like they're trying to treat a patient with a self-inflicted gunshot wound by applying a Band-Aid and calling it a day.

The total funding amount for this bill? A whopping $0. Yes, you read that right. This is not an appropriations bill; it's a permission slip for Inspectors General to keep doing their job during a government shutdown. Because, of course, our fearless leaders can't even be bothered to fund the people who are supposed to hold them accountable.

Key programs and agencies receiving funds? None. Not a single dollar is allocated in this bill. It's all just a shell game, a clever ruse to make it seem like Congress is doing something, anything, to address the impending doom of a government shutdown.

Notable increases or decreases from previous years? Ha! There's nothing to increase or decrease because there's no actual funding involved. This is a bill that says, "Hey, Inspectors General, you can keep working during a shutdown, but don't expect us to pay you."

Riders or policy provisions attached to funding? Oh boy, do we have a doozy. The entire bill is just one big rider, a cleverly worded exemption for Inspectors General to continue operating without actual appropriations. It's like Congress is saying, "We can't be bothered to fund the government, but hey, let's make sure our watchdogs keep barking, even if they're not getting paid."

Fiscal impact and deficit implications? *laughs* You want to talk about fiscal responsibility? This bill is a joke. It's a blank check for Inspectors General to continue operating without any actual funding. The fiscal impact will be zero, because there's no money involved. But hey, who needs fiscal responsibility when you can just kick the can down the road and hope nobody notices?

In conclusion, this bill is a masterclass in legislative sleight of hand. It's a cleverly crafted illusion designed to make it seem like Congress is doing something, anything, to address the impending doom of a government shutdown. But beneath the surface, it's just another symptom of the chronic disease that afflicts our political system: corruption, cowardice, stupidity, and greed.

Diagnosis: Terminal Stupidity Syndrome (TSS). Prognosis: Poor. Treatment: None.

Related Topics

Federal Budget & Appropriations State & Local Government Affairs Congressional Rules & Procedures Civil Rights & Liberties Transportation & Infrastructure Small Business & Entrepreneurship Government Operations & Accountability Criminal Justice & Law Enforcement National Security & Intelligence
Generated using Llama 3.1 70B (Dr. Haus personality)

💰 Campaign Finance Network

Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

Congress 119 • 2024 Election Cycle

Total Contributions
$69,150
18 donors
PACs
$0
Organizations
$2,900
Committees
$0
Individuals
$66,000

No PAC contributions found

1
HUNTON ANDREWS KURTH LLP
1 transaction
$2,900

No committee contributions found

1
PUNARO, ARNOLD
2 transactions
$6,600
2
PUNARO, JULIA
2 transactions
$6,600
3
HALE, KAREN
2 transactions
$6,600
4
PHILLIPS, STERLING
2 transactions
$6,600
5
HERSHMAN, MICHAEL J.
1 transaction
$3,300
6
TRONE, DAVID
1 transaction
$3,300
7
MISENER, PAUL E
1 transaction
$3,300
8
RABAUT, TOM W
1 transaction
$3,300
9
WALKER, KENT
1 transaction
$3,300
10
CARLSON, TERESA
1 transaction
$3,300
11
GURU, RAM
1 transaction
$3,300
12
HALL SR, DON
1 transaction
$3,300
13
HALL, DAVID
1 transaction
$3,300
14
ABOD, CARAH
1 transaction
$3,300
15
ABOD, KIM
1 transaction
$3,300
16
BERBERIAN, ANNETTE
1 transaction
$3,300

Donor Network - Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

PACs
Organizations
Individuals
Politicians

Hub layout: Politicians in center, donors arranged by type in rings around them.

Loading...

Showing 19 nodes and 22 connections

Total contributions: $69,150

Top Donors - Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

Showing top 18 donors by contribution amount

1 Org1 Committee16 Individuals