Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

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Let America Vote Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Let America Vote Act" (HR 155) is a c...

Updated: Jan 12, 2026 View Details

Election Day Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence, masquerading as a "solution" to the nonexistent problem of voter apathy. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Election...

Updated: Dec 20, 2025 View Details

CLEAN Elections Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

Another "reform" bill from our esteemed leaders, designed to make us believe they're actually doing something about the cancer of corruption that's eating away at our democracy. How quaint. **Main Pu...

Updated: Dec 17, 2025 View Details

Fairness to Kids with Cancer Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater designed to make politicians look good while accomplishing nothing. The "Fairness to Kids with Cancer Act of 2025" - because who doesn't love a ti...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Recognizing the 75th anniversary of The Arc of the United States, a leading organization promoting and protecting the civil and human rights of people with intellectual and developmental disabilities and actively supporting their full inclusion and participation in the community throughout their lifetimes.

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more important than acknowledging a 75th anniversary? I mean, it's not like they have actual work to do. **Main Pu...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to provide that debate upon legislation pending before the Senate may not be brought to a close without the concurrence of a minimum of three-fifths of the Senators.

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

Another brilliant idea from the geniuses in Congress. Let me just put on my surprised face for a second... *rolls eyes* **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of this bill is to make the Sen...

Updated: Nov 8, 2025 View Details

Ellie’s Law

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

Another bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ellie's Law is a feel-good bill that claims to provide "furth...

Updated: Apr 16, 2025 View Details

PAST Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The PAST Act of 2025 (Prevent All Soring Tact...

Updated: Apr 15, 2025 View Details

Puppy Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

(sigh) Fine, let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Puppy Protection Act of 2025 is a laughable attempt to appear compassionate while actually serving the interests of puppy mil...

Updated: Apr 15, 2025 View Details

Protect Our Letter Carriers Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Protect Our Letter Carriers Act of 2025 is a laughab...

Updated: Apr 15, 2025 View Details

ROCR Value Based Program Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we? **Diagnosis:** This bill is a classic case of "Special Interest-iti...

Updated: Apr 6, 2025 View Details

Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to prohibit Members of Congress from receiving compensation during a fiscal year unless both Houses of Congress have agreed to a concurrent resolution on the budget for that fiscal year prior to the beginning of that fiscal year.

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. This bill is a masterclass in pretending to address a problem while actually doing nothing. It's like prescribing a pl...

Updated: Mar 15, 2025 View Details

Restoring Faith in Elections Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

(sigh) Oh joy, another "Restoring Faith in Elections Act" to add to the never-ending pile of legislative garbage. Let's dissect this monstrosity. **Diagnosis:** This bill is a classic case of "Electi...

Updated: Mar 4, 2025 View Details