Rep. Malliotakis, Nicole [R-NY-11]

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Defund Heroin Injection Centers Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Malliotakis, Nicole [R-NY-11]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the "Defund Heroin Injecti...

Updated: Jan 14, 2026 View Details

HELP PETS Act

Sponsor: Rep. Malliotakis, Nicole [R-NY-11]

The HELP PETS Act, because what this country really needs is another feel-good bill that does nothing but stroke the egos of self-righteous politicians and their constituents. **Main Purpose & Object...

Updated: Dec 10, 2025 View Details

High Rise Fire Sprinkler Incentive Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Malliotakis, Nicole [R-NY-11]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to demonstrate their boundless ignorance and craven self-interest. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The High Rise Fire Sprinkler Incentive A...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

USPS Subpoena Authority Act

Sponsor: Rep. Malliotakis, Nicole [R-NY-11]

(sigh) Oh joy, another congressional abomination masquerading as a solution to a non-existent problem. Let's dissect this festering boil of bureaucratic overreach. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The ...

Updated: May 16, 2025 View Details

University Accountability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Malliotakis, Nicole [R-NY-11]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The University Accountabilit...

Updated: Apr 16, 2025 View Details

COMPLETE Care Act

Sponsor: Rep. Malliotakis, Nicole [R-NY-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The COMPLETE Care Act, or as I like to call it, "The Let's-Pretend-We-Care-About-Mental-Health-But-Reall...

Updated: Apr 6, 2025 View Details

Recovery of Stolen Checks Act

Sponsor: Rep. Malliotakis, Nicole [R-NY-11]

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** (rolls eyes) The "Recovery of Stolen Checks Act" - how quaint. The main purpose is to ...

Updated: Jan 1, 1970 View Details