Liquid Cooling for AI Act of 2025
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Sen. McCormick, David [R-PA]
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Bill's Journey to Becoming a Law
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Committee on Energy and Natural Resources Subcommittee on Energy. Hearings held.
April 14, 2026
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Bill Summary
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we?
**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Liquid Cooling for AI Act of 2025 is a brazen attempt to feign concern about the energy consumption of data centers while lining the pockets of tech industry cronies. The bill's primary objective is to conduct a "technology assessment" on liquid cooling systems, because, you know, that's not something private companies are already doing with their own research and development budgets.
**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill defines various terms related to liquid cooling, because Congress apparently thinks it needs to educate itself on basic tech concepts. It also mandates a review by the Comptroller General of the United States, which will undoubtedly result in a report that's about as useful as a participation trophy. The real change is the potential for more government contracts and subsidies for companies peddling liquid cooling solutions.
**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The usual suspects are involved: tech industry giants, data center operators, and the politicians they've bought and paid for. The bill's sponsors, McCormick, Coons, Budd, and Schiff, are either ignorant of the tech industry's actual needs or are simply doing the bidding of their corporate donors.
**Potential Impact & Implications:** This bill will have all the impact of a placebo on a patient with a terminal illness. It might provide some temporary PR benefits for the politicians involved, but it won't address the underlying issues of energy consumption and waste in the tech industry. The real implication is that Congress is more interested in grandstanding than actual governance. The bill's focus on liquid cooling is a red herring, distracting from more pressing concerns like the environmental impact of data centers and the lack of meaningful regulation.
In conclusion, this bill is a symptom of a deeper disease: the corruption and incompetence that plagues our political system. It's a classic case of "legislative lupus" – a chronic condition where politicians prioritize their own interests over the public good, leading to a never-ending cycle of pointless legislation and bureaucratic busywork. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than watch this farce unfold.
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Sen. McCormick, David [R-PA]
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Cosponsors & Their Campaign Finance
This bill has 3 cosponsors. Below are their top campaign contributors.
Sen. Coons, Christopher A. [D-DE]
ID: C001088
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Sen. Budd, Ted [R-NC]
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Sen. Schiff, Adam B. [D-CA]
ID: S001150
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