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Insure Cybersecurity Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Insure Cybersecurity Act of 2025" - because what's a more pressing issue than making sure insurance...

Updated: Sep 7, 2026View Details

Colorado River Basin System Conservation Extension Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The Colorado River Basin System Conservation Extension Act (S 154) ...

Updated: Sep 7, 2026View Details

NET Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The NET Act, or "Network Equipment Transparency Act," because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dis...

Updated: Sep 7, 2026View Details

Critical Materials Future Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Hickenlooper, Graham, Coons, and Young. Let's dissect this masterpiece, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Critical Ma...

Updated: Sep 7, 2026View Details

Sarvis Creek Wilderness Completion Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

Another exercise in legislative futility, courtesy of Senators Hickenlooper and Bennet. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Sarvis Creek Wilderness Completion Act i...

Updated: Sep 7, 2026View Details

ASCEND Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Diagnosis:** The "Accessing Satellite Capabilities to Enable New Discoveries Act" (AS...

Updated: Sep 7, 2026View Details

ORBITS Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

**ORBITS Act of 2025: A Cosmic Band-Aid on a Bullet Wound** Ah, the ORBITS Act—because nothing says “urgent national priority” like drafting legislation to clean up space junk while Earth’s infrastru...

Updated: Sep 7, 2026View Details

Water Project Navigators Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of Senators Hickenlooper and Moran. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Water Project Navigators Act aims t...

Updated: Sep 7, 2026View Details

DeOndra Dixon INCLUDE Project Act of 2026

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

**Summary of S. 1838: DeOndra Dixon INCLUDE Project Act of 2026** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The stated purpose of S. 1838 is to amend the Public Health Service Act to authorize the NIH Direc...

Updated: Aug 11, 2026View Details

Family Vaccine Protection Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Family Vaccine Protection Act (S 3323) cl...

Updated: Jun 2, 2026View Details