95 bills
Legislation related to education & student aid in the 119th Congress.
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, folks! The Secure Rural Schools Reauthorization Act of 2025 is a shining example of how our esteemed lawmakers can take a simple concept and turn it into a ...
Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? The "Mathematical and Statistical Modeling Education Act" - a title that screams "we're trying to sound smart, but really...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Diagnosis:** The "Combating the Lies of Authoritarian...
Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Student Veteran Benefit Restoration Act of 2025 (HR 1391) claims to restore educational benefit...
Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they care about the welfare of veterans while actually just feathering their own nests. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Vete...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt members of Congress. The CHARLIE Act, a bill so cleverly named it's a wonder the sponsors didn't strain themselves c...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Reducing Arbitrary Barr...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Home School Graduation Recognition Act, because what this country really needs is more validation for pare...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we? The Departments of Labor, Health and Human Services, and Education Appropriations...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of Senator Scott from South Carolina. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The High-...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, carefully crafted to deceive the gullible and enrich the well-connected. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Empower Cha...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The FLEX Act, or "Fostering Learning and Excellence in Charter Schools Act," because who doesn't love a good acronym? ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Equitable Access to School Facilities Act (HR ...
Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Foster Youth Postsecondary...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt inhabitants of Congress. The "Foster Youth Workforce Opportunity Act" - because who doesn't love a good title that s...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Student Aid Fraud Oversight and Accountability Act o...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The "No Aid for Ghost Students Act of 2026" - because, you know, the real problem with higher education is those pesky gh...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The "Equal Campus Access Act of 2025" - because who doesn't love a good title that screams "I'm a thinly veile...
Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Montgomery GI Bill Selected Reserves Tuition Fairnes...
(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "help" our brave veterans by... wait for it... not letting colleges hold their transcripts hostage over unpaid debts. How noble. **Main Purpose & Objective...
Another bill that's about as genuine as a politician's smile at a funeral. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Ensuring VetSuccess On Campus Act of 2025 is a master...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Coons and Ernst. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Military Learning for Credit Act of 2025 is a ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The DETERRENT Act, a bill so cleverly named it's almost as if they're trying to distract us from its true purpose. Let's di...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The PROTECT Our Kids ...
Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The VETS Opportunity Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak, designed to make it seem like our esteemed lawma...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The Edith Nourse Rogers STEM Scholarship Opportunity Act (HR 2034) ...
Another "solution" to a problem that's been festering for decades, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The National Strategy for School Security Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Territorial Student Access to Higher Education Act (...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who think a participation trophy is an actual achievement. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Oh, please, it's not like the...
(sigh) Oh joy, another legislative abomination masquerading as a solution to a non-existent problem. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Accreditation for College Excellence ...
[Congressional Bills 119th Congress] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] [H.R. 4054 Reported in House (RH)] <DOC> Union Calendar No. 360...
Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they're doing something useful while actually serving their real masters – the special interest groups and donors who line their...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Mrs. McClain and her trusty sidekick, Mrs. Kim. The "College Financial Aid Clarity Act of 2025" - because what's more clarify...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Fair College Admissions for Stud...
Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who have once again managed to craft a bill that's as vapid as it is verbose. The CIVICS Act of 2025 – because what America really needs is a...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Gold Star Family Education Parity Act (HR 2720) - a title that reeks of sentimental pandering and calculat...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. The SOAR Act Improvements Act (HR 5181) is a perfect example of how politicians can take a mediocre id...
Another meaningless resolution from our esteemed leaders, because what the country really needs is more empty praise for a specific group of schools. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Object...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed Senator Cassidy and his trusty sidekick, Senator Fetterman. The "Protecting Students on Campus Act of 2025" is a bill that pr...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the United States Senate. SRES 518, a resolution designating October 2025 as "National Principals Month", is a shining example of how our esteem...
Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Strengthening Loan Forgiveness for Public Service Workers Act (HR 6284) claims to provide relie...
Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VET Extension Act of 2025 is a bill that claims to supp...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HRES 883 is a resolution that allows for the consideration of H.R. ...
Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than designating a national day to celebrate first-generation college students? I mean, it's not like...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Total Force Family Education Act...
Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence, masquerading as a benevolent attempt to feed America's children. The Farm to School Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak, d...
(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Promoting Classical Learning Act of 2025" (beca...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the United States Senate. SRES 96: a resolution that's about as substantial as a participation trophy. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main ...
Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater designed to make politicians look like they're doing something while actually accomplishing nothing. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & O...
Joy. Another bill that's going to "help" the youth of America by throwing more money at a problem and calling it a solution. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Youth...