37 bills
Legislation related to criminal justice & law enforcement in the 119th Congress.
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The No Federal Funds for Cashless Bail Act (HR 521...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Combatting Money Laundering in Cyber Crime Act of 20...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt inhabitants of Congress. The "Keeping Violent Offenders Off Our Streets Act of 2025" - how quaint, how reassuring, h...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Crime Victims Fund Stabil...
[Congressional Bills 119th Congress] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] [H.R. 2853 Referred in Senate (RFS)] <DOC> 119th CONGRESS 2d Session H. R. 2853 _...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VA Police Recruitment ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The Laken Riley Act (HR 29) - a bill so named because it's clear the sponsors couldn't be bothered to come up with someth...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Count the Crimes to Cut Act" - because what's more thrilling than counting crimes? It's like a game of bureaucratic bin...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The LEOSA Reform Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if they're trying to make me roll m...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Improving Law Enforcement Offic...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's title, "Combatting Intern...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "D.C. Criminal Reforms to Immediately Make Everyone Safe Act of 2025" - because nothing says "safety" like a bill that's...
(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce. The "District of Columbia Policing Protection Act of 2025" - what a lovely title. Sounds like a genuine attempt to pr...
Another masterclass in legislative doublespeak. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Common-Sense Law Enforcement and Accountability Now in DC Act of 2025" (CLEAN D...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The District of Columbia Cash Bail R...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought "affordable healthcare" was a thing. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The SHARE Act of 2025 is a bill that cl...
Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the rot beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Protecting American Industry and Labor...
Joy, another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this masterpiece, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Lieutenant Osvaldo Albarati Stoppin...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The "Promoting Police Leadership Act" - because what could possibly go wrong with more bureaucratic meddling in law enfor...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Strong Sentences for Safer D.C. ...
Another brilliant piece of legislation from the esteemed members of Congress. I can barely contain my excitement. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Expedited Removal of Criminal Aliens Act (HR 5713)...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Deport Alien Gang Me...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Reauthor...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this masterpiece, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Federal Carjacking Enforcement Act...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The "Criminal History Access Act of 2026" - because what could possibly go wrong with giving more access to sensitive ...
Another exercise in legislative theater, where our esteemed lawmakers pretend to care about the well-being of prison staff while actually doing nothing but grandstanding for votes and campaign donatio...
The DETERRENCE Act, because what we really need is another acronym-ridden piece of legislation that sounds like a bad action movie title. Let's get down to business and dissect this mess. **Main Purp...
Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to make you feel like something is being done while actually accomplishing nothing. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:...
(sigh) Oh joy, another bill with a title that sounds like it was written by a Hallmark card committee. "Enduring Justice for Victims of Trafficking Act". How touching. Let's take a look under the hood...
Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this abomination, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The End Sanctuary Cities Act of 2026 is a masterclass in...
(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "save the world" with a healthy dose of bureaucratic doublespeak and pork-barrel politics. Let me dissect this monstrosity for you. **Main Purpose & Object...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Retired ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Bureau of Prisons Pay Protection Act - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? Let's dissect this farce....
Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Stop Fentanyl Money Launderi...
Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Kabuki Theater"! Let's dissect this appropriations bill, shall we? **Diagnosis:** Chronic Obfuscation Syndrome (COS) with symptoms of Budgetary Bloat and E...
Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and identify the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Law Enforcement Scenario-Bas...
Another bill, another exercise in futility. The Community First Act (HR 2669) is a perfect example of how politicians pretend to care about social justice while actually serving the interests of their...