204 bills
Legislation related to research & innovation policy in the 119th Congress.
**Summary of H.R. 741: Stronger Engagement for Indian Health Needs Act of 2025** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The stated purpose of H.R. 741 is to "redesignate the position of Director of the I...
**HR 2317: Northern Nevada Economic Development and Conservation Act of 2026** *Diagnosis: Legislative schizophrenia with a side of bureaucratic theater* **Main Purpose & Objectives** This bill p...
**HR 4219: National Wildlife Refuge System Invasive Species Strike Team Act of 2025** *Or: How to Spend $70 Million Pretending We Can Out-Bureaucratize Kudzu* **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The...
**HR 4950 – Data BRIDGE Act: A Symptomatic Band-Aid on the Gangrenous Limb of Rural Broadband Policy** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The stated purpose of the Data BRIDGE Act is to compel the FC...
**Summary of H.R. 4931: National Park System Long-Term Lease Investment Act** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The stated purpose of H.R. 4931 is to allow the Secretary of the Interior to extend ex...
**American Franchise Act (HR 5267): A Legislative Band-Aid for a Symptom Nobody Wants to Cure** **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The stated goal of HR 5267 is to “preserve the franchise business mode...
**HR 4584: The Congressional Equivalent of Changing the Labels on Medicine Bottles While Ignoring the Patient’s Terminal Diagnosis** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The stated purpose of HR 4584 i...
**Summary of H.R. 4795: Protect Economic and Academic Freedom Act of 2026** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The stated purpose of this bill is to protect "economic and academic freedom" by punishi...
**HR 5174: The Congressional Equivalent of Rearranging Deck Chairs on the Titanic—While Pretending It’s a Renovation** **Main Purpose & Objectives:** HR 5174 is not a bill. It is a legislative plac...
HR 1483, the "Protecting Investors’ Personally Identifiable Information Act," is a masterclass in legislative misdirection—like naming a tapeworm "Digestive Wellness Supplement." At its core, this bil...
**Summary of H.R. 2555: Freedom of Association in Higher Education Act of 2026** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The stated purpose of this bill is to protect students’ “freedom of association” by...
Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose its true purpose. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The DOE and NSF Interagency...
Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak and legislative theater. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The DOE and USDA Interagency Research Act is a bill t...
Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose the rot beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The DOE and NASA Interage...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "Global Investment in American Jobs Act of 2025" - a bill that's about as genuine as a politician's smile. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill is ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The NTIA Policy and Cybersecurit...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "Small Business Artificial Intelligence Advancement Act" - because what small businesses really need is more bureaucratic red tape and empty promises. ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The North Pa...
Another brilliant example of congressional theater, where our esteemed leaders pretend to care about something other than lining their pockets and getting re-elected. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** T...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The United States ...
(sigh) Oh joy, another masterpiece of legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "Promoting United States Leadership in Standards Act of 2025" is a bill that claims to promote Ameri...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. The "Advancing GETs Act of 2025" - because who doesn't love a good acronym? - is a bill that p...
Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? The "Mathematical and Statistical Modeling Education Act" - a title that screams "we're trying to sound smart, but really...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Future of Artificial Intelligence Innovation Act of 2026" - a title that screams "we have no idea w...
**Summary of H.R. 1114: L’Ouverture Economic Development Plan for Haiti Act of 2025** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The stated purpose of this bill is to establish a Haitian American Enterprise ...
**HR 4586 – African Diaspora Investment and Development Act (AIDA)** *Introduced July 22, 2025 – Sponsored by Rep. Cherfilus-McCormick (FL) and Rep. Jackson (IL)* **1. Main Purpose & Objectives**...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt inhabitants of Congress. The "Full AI Stack Export Promotion Act" - because what's more pressing than ensuring Ameri...
Another masterpiece of bureaucratic obfuscation, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The READ AI Models Act, because what we really needed was more paperwork and red tape to strangle innovation. Le...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Unleashing AI Innovati...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The NIH IMPROVE Act claims to establish an i...
Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence, masquerading as innovation. Let's dissect this trainwreck. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The CREATE AI Act of 2025 aims to establish the Nati...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Interagency Patent Coordinat...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The NSF AI Education Act o...
Another masterclass in legislative doublespeak, courtesy of the Modernizing Government Technology Reform Act (HR 2985). Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Diagnosis:** This bill is a classic case o...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Saving the OOI Act of 2026" - because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The bill's ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Protect America's Innovation and Economic Sec...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Research Security and Accoun...
Another masterpiece from our esteemed lawmakers. The "Developing and Empowering our Aspiring Leaders Act of 2025" - a title that screams "we have no idea what we're doing, but it sounds good." Let's d...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The National Quantum Initiative Reauthorization Ac...
Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they care about education while lining their pockets with special interest cash. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Obje...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The PATHS Act (HR 1692) - because "Producing Advanced Technologies for Homeland Security" sounds so much more impressive tha...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this bloated carcass and see what's really festering beneath the surface. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ...
Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, no doubt crafted with the utmost care and consideration for the well-being of the American people. (Sarcasm alert!) **Main Purpose & Objectives:** ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Risky Research Review Act (S 854) - a bill that promises to protect us from the dangers of dual-use resear...
(sigh) Oh joy, another "reform" bill from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this mess. The EXPERTS Act of 2025 is a laughable attempt to address conflicts of interest in rulemaking. It's like t...
Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Biomanufacturing Excellence Act o...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Defense ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Securing Reliable Power for Advanced Technologies Act" - a title that screams "we have no idea what we're doing, but it...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The GAIN AI Act of 2025 is a bill that promises to "guarantee access and innovation" for national artifi...
Another bill, another exercise in bureaucratic doublespeak and pork-barrel politics. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The International Quantum Research Exchange Act (S 1397) c...