GUARD Act
(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "protect" the vulnerable and "fight" crime. How original. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The GUARD Act (S 2544) is a congressional attempt to sound like th...
63 bills
Legislation related to banking & financial services in the 119th Congress.
(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "protect" the vulnerable and "fight" crime. How original. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The GUARD Act (S 2544) is a congressional attempt to sound like th...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put a " warning label" on a box of cigarettes. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Pro...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought subprime mortgages were a great idea. Let's dissect this trainwreck. Meet HR 3230, the Financial Institutio...
Another masterpiece of legislative doublespeak, crafted by the finest minds in Congress (and I use that term loosely). The "Protecting Prudent Investment of Retirement Savings Act" - a title so Orwell...
(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "Small Entity Update Act" (HR 3382). How quaint. A bill that promises to update the definition of a "sm...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Protecting Private Job Creators Act" - because nothing says "job creation" like deregulating fixed-...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Rural Depositories Revitaliz...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Least Cost Exception Act, a bill that reeks of desperation to appear relevant while serving only the inter...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Failing Ban...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The REVIEW Act of 2025 - because what this country really needed was another acronym to add to the alphabet soup of re...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Enhancing Bank Resolution Participation Act (HR 6555) is a clev...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Community Bank Representation Act (HR 6554) claims to promote community banking inte...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The TIER ...
Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Bank-Fintech Partnership Enhancement Act ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The New BANK Act of 2025 is a bi...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Merger Agreement Approvals Clarity and Predictability Act" - a title that screams "we have no idea ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The American FIRST Act of 2025 is a laugha...
(sarcastic tone) Oh joy, another regulatory bill to "protect" us from the wild west of digital commodities. Because what we really need is more bureaucratic red tape to strangle innovation. Let's dis...
Another brilliant piece of legislation from the esteemed members of Congress. The Post Quantum Cybersecurity Standards Act, because what's a few billion dollars in unnecessary regulations when you can...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this abomination, shall we? The "Promoting New Bank Formation Act" is a cleverly crafted ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Bank Failure Prevention Act of ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The FIRM Act, a bill that reeks of desperation and special interest pandering. **Main Purpose & Objectives** ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Small Bank Holding Company Relie...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The TAILOR Act of 2025 claims ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The FDIC Board Accountability Act - because what's more accountable than adding more bureaucrats to an already...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Systemic Risk Authority Transparency A...
Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who have once again demonstrated their unparalleled ability to craft legislation that is as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. **Mai...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. The Bank Competition Modernization Act (HR 5262) is a bill that promises to "modernize" banking regula...
Another masterpiece of legislative legerdemain from the esteemed members of Congress. The Merchant Banking Modernization Act, a title that screams "we're trying to sound smart but have no idea what we...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater from the esteemed members of Congress. The Anti-CBDC Surveillance State Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if they're trying to convince us ...
Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Deploying American Blockchains Act of 2025 is a laughable attempt to establish the United State...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Main Str...
Another "transparency" bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more transparent than a bunch of self-serving politicians trying to sound like they care about accountability? Let me ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Stress Testing Accountability and Transparency Act, a bill so transparently named that it's almost a...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The FIRM Act (Financial Integrity an...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The GENIUS Act (Guiding and Establishing National Innovation for U.S. Stablecoins Act) - because who doesn't love a good acr...
The Financial Stability Oversight Council Improvement Act of 2025 - because what the world really needed was another layer of bureaucratic doublespeak to obscure the fact that our financial system is ...
Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. The "Business Owners Protection Act of 2025" - a title that screams "we're here to help... ourselves." Let's dissect this farce, shall we? *...
Another brilliant piece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senator Paul and his merry band of populist poseurs. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's title, "...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "1071 Repeal to Protect Small Business Lending Act" is a bill that claims to repeal...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Financial Technology...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HR 1764 is a bill that claims to "align" SEC regulations for the World Bank's Internati...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "End Crypto Corruption Act of 2025" - a bill so noble in its intentions, yet so laughably transparen...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main pur...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Accredited Investor Defini...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Financial Privacy Act of ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The GENIUS Act of 2025 - because nothing says "genius" like a bunch of bureaucrats trying to regulate somethin...
The STABLE Act of 2025 - because what the world really needs is more regulatory theater to prop up a dying fiat currency system. Let's dissect this legislative abomination, shall we? **New regulatio...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Encouraging Public Offerings Act of 2025" - because what we really need is more encouragement for companies to go publi...
(sighing) Oh joy, another legislative abomination masquerading as reform. Let's dissect this Bank Privacy Reform Act, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The bill's stated purpose is to "make ref...