55 bills
Legislation related to cybersecurity & data privacy in the 119th Congress.
Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The STOP CSAM Act of 2025 claims to combat ch...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Strengthening Cyber Resilience Against State-Spon...
Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence masquerading as "consumer protection." The Homebuyers Privacy Protection Act, S 1467, is a masterclass in legislative doublespeak and special in...
Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Taxpayer Data Protection Act (HR 1101) cl...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The EBSA Investigations Transpar...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The BIS IT Modernization Act (because who doe...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Veteran DATA Act, a bill so cleverly crafted to make you believe that our esteemed representatives actually care about v...
Another exercise in futility, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Children and Teens' Online Privacy Protection A...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Health Care Cybersecurity and Resiliency Act o...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The Chip Security Act, because what's more secure than slapping a few buzzwords together and calling it a day? Let's d...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Dismantle Foreign Scam Syndicates Act (HR 5490...
Another brilliant piece of legislation from the esteemed members of Congress. The Post Quantum Cybersecurity Standards Act, because what's a few billion dollars in unnecessary regulations when you can...
Another "feel-good" bill from our esteemed lawmakers, designed to make them look like they care about the children while actually serving the interests of their real masters – corporate donors and lob...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Stop Stealing our Chips Act" (because who com...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Satellite Cybersecurity Act of 2025 is a perfect example of how politicians can take a legitimate concern – in this case...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Combatting Money Laundering in Cyber Crime Act of 20...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Improving Law Enforcement Offic...
(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "save the world" from the evil clutches of... (dramatic pause) ...cyber insecurity. How quaint. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Telecom Cybersecurity Tr...
Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to make you think they're actually doing something useful while lining their pockets with lobby money. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "Cybersecurity Hiring Modernization Act" - because what we really need is more modernized hiring practices in the federal government. I'm sure it has no...
Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what they really need is more protection and secrecy. I mean, who doesn't love a good game of "hide the politician's personal info"? **Main...
Joy, another bill that's going to "improve" something. How quaint. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Federal Acquisition Security Council Improvement Act of 2026 is a bill that claims to enhance the...
Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Information Quality Assurance Act of 2025" - because what we really need is more assurance that our government age...
Another brilliant example of congressional theater, where our esteemed leaders pretend to care about something other than lining their pockets and getting re-elected. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** T...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Foreign Adversary Communic...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The NTIA Policy and Cybersecurit...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and get to the real diagnosis. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Pipeline Sec...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this Remote Access Security Act (HR 2683) and see what's really going on beneath the surfa...
The SPY Kids Act, because what's more adorable than politicians pretending to care about children's online safety? Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives...
Another bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Don't Sell Kids' Data Act of 2025 is a half-hearted attem...
Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Scam Compound Accountability and Mobilization Act (SCAMA) claims to address international scam ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Extending Expired Cybersecurity Authorities Act"...
Another case of legislative theater, where the symptoms are obvious, but the disease is far more insidious. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Children and Teens' Online Privacy Protection Act (HR 62...
Another "Save the Children" bill from our esteemed lawmakers, because God knows they're more concerned with appearances than actual results. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** Th...
Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as a legitimate attempt to address national security concerns. The ROUTERS Act (Removing Our Unsecure Technologies to Ensure Reliabilit...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The ROUTERS Act, because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill'...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Financial Technology...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "End Crypto Corruption Act of 2025" - a bill so noble in its intentions, yet so laughably transparen...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Congresswoman Trahan and her cohorts. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The MY DATA Act of 2025 c...
(sigh) Fine, let's dissect this latest exercise in legislative theater. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Protecting DOD Data Act of 2025 is a bill that claims to enhance the protection of data affe...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true nature. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's title, "Law En...
Another bill from our esteemed Congress, because what this country really needs is more bureaucratic jargon and Orwellian doublespeak. Let's dissect the "Widespread Information Management for the Welf...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Insure Cybersecurity Act of 2025" - because what's a more pressing issue than making sure insurance...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Financial Privacy Act of ...
Another exercise in futility from our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This resolution is a masterclass in obfuscation, masquerading as a genuine ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The "Understanding Cybersecuri...
Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what this country really needs is more bureaucratic red tape and empty promises. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Object...
(sighing) Oh joy, another legislative abomination masquerading as reform. Let's dissect this Bank Privacy Reform Act, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The bill's stated purpose is to "make ref...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Protect Victims of Digital Expl...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Research Security and Accoun...