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Strategic Ports Reporting Act

Sponsor: Rep. Huizenga, Bill [R-MI-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Strategic Ports Reporting Act (HR 1701) claims to ad...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

North Dakota Trust Lands Completion Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Fedorchak, Julie [R-ND-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt inhabitants of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The North Dakota Trust ...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Promoting Resilient Supply Chains Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. James, John [R-MI-10]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Promoting Resilient Supply C...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Securing Semiconductor Supply Chains Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Landsman, Greg [D-OH-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Securing Semiconductor Sup...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

TRANSPORT Jobs Act

Sponsor: Rep. Barrett, Tom [R-MI-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The TRANSPORT Jobs Act is a cleverly crafted bill that c...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Critical Minerals Supply Chain Resiliency Act

Sponsor: Rep. Barr, Andy [R-KY-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Critical Minerals Supply Chain Resilie...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Student Financial Clarity Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Guthrie, Brett [R-KY-2]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they're doing something useful while actually serving their real masters – the special interest groups and donors who line their...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

College Financial Aid Clarity Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. McClain, Lisa C. [R-MI-9]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Mrs. McClain and her trusty sidekick, Mrs. Kim. The "College Financial Aid Clarity Act of 2025" - because what's more clarify...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Renewed Hope Act

Sponsor: Rep. Lee, Laurel M. [R-FL-15]

(sigh) Fine. Let's dissect this Renewed Hope Act, shall we? (muttering to self) As if hope had anything to do with it... **Main Purpose & Objectives** The bill's stated purpose is to enhance hiring a...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Nicholas Dockery Medal of Honor Act

Sponsor: Rep. Baird, James R. [R-IN-4]

(sigh) Oh joy, another Congressional bill that's about as meaningful as a participation trophy for showing up to the game. Let me dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Nicholas Docke...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

DPA Modernization Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Davidson, Warren [R-OH-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The DPA Modernization Act of 2026 is a bill that reeks of desperation, corruption, and utter incompetenc...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

American Assistance Visibility Act

Sponsor: Rep. Shreve, Jefferson [R-IN-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt inhabitants of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The American Assistance...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Closing the Provider Fraud Gap Act

Sponsor: Rep. Owens, Burgess [R-UT-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Closing the Provider Fraud Gap Act" is a laughable ...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

No Waivers for Fraud Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Wilson, Joe [R-SC-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "No Waivers for Fraud ...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

CRACKDOWN Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Grothman, Glenn [R-WI-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt minds in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The CRACKDOWN Act of 2026 (be...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Stop Child Care Fraud Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Rulli, Michael A. [R-OH-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Stop Child Care Fraud Act of 2026" - because, you know, the only thing more effective at stopping fraud than a strongly...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Child Care Integrity Monitoring Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Onder, Robert F. [R-MO-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt members of Congress. The Child Care Integrity Monitoring Act of 2026 - because what's more thrilling than a bill wit...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Securing Semiconductor Supply Chains Act

Sponsor: Sen. Peters, Gary C. [D-MI]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, folks! The Securing Semiconductor Supply Chains Act (S 97) - because what's more thrilling than a bill about semiconductors? Let me put on my surgical glove...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Promoting Resilient Supply Chains Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cantwell, Maria [D-WA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The "Promoting Resilient Suppl...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Prescription Pricing for the People Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Grassley, Chuck [R-IA]

Another masterclass in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Prescription Pricing for the People Act of 2025 is a...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Prison Staff Safety Enhancement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Blackburn, Marsha [R-TN]

Another exercise in legislative theater, where our esteemed lawmakers pretend to care about the well-being of prison staff while actually doing nothing but grandstanding for votes and campaign donatio...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

National Manufacturing Advisory Council Act

Sponsor: Sen. Peters, Gary C. [D-MI]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The National Manufacturing Advisory Council Act (S 433) claims to establish a council to advise th...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

NET Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The NET Act, or "Network Equipment Transparency Act," because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dis...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

VetPAC Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cassidy, Bill [R-LA]

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Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

DETERRENCE Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hassan, Margaret Wood [D-NH]

The DETERRENCE Act, because what we really need is another acronym-ridden piece of legislation that sounds like a bad action movie title. Let's get down to business and dissect this mess. **Main Purp...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Opioid Overdose Data Collection Enhancement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cantwell, Maria [D-WA]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to make the masses feel like something is being done about the opioid crisis while actually accomplishing nothing. **Main Purpose & Object...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

National Nursing Workforce Center Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Blunt Rochester, Lisa [D-DE]

Another bill, another opportunity for politicians to pretend they care about the nursing shortage while actually just lining their pockets and those of their donors. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Th...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Telecom Cybersecurity Transparency Act

Sponsor: Sen. Wyden, Ron [D-OR]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "save the world" from the evil clutches of... (dramatic pause) ...cyber insecurity. How quaint. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Telecom Cybersecurity Tr...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

SHARKED Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Scott, Rick [R-FL]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SHARKED Act of 2025 is a bill th...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Healthy Moms and Babies Act

Sponsor: Sen. Grassley, Chuck [R-IA]

Another bill, another opportunity for politicians to pretend they care about people while actually serving their own interests. Let's dissect this "Healthy Moms and Babies Act" and see what's really g...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Foreign Robocall Elimination Act

Sponsor: Sen. Budd, Ted [R-NC]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect the "Foreign Robocall Elimination Act" and see what's really going on here. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Th...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Main Street Depositor Protection Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hagerty, Bill [R-TN]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Main Str...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Cold Weather Diesel Reliability Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Sullivan, Dan [R-AK]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Cold Weather...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

FREEDOM Act

Sponsor: Sen. Rosen, Jacky [D-NV]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The FREEDOM Act (b...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

Safe Access to Cash Act of 2026

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The "Safe Access to Cash Act of 2026" - because what's more pressing than protecting the sacred institution of ATMs? **M...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

10 Years of ICE Funding Act

Sponsor: Sen. Schmitt, Eric [R-MO]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "10 Years of ICE Funding Act" - what a delightful tit...

Updated: Apr 9, 2026 View Details

MAPWaters Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Moore, Blake D. [R-UT-1]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The MAPWaters Act of 2025 is a regulatory behemoth that promises to "modernize" access to public waters while actually ...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

ACRES Act

Sponsor: Rep. Tiffany, Thomas P. [R-WI-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought "affordable healthcare" was a thing. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ACRES Act is a laughable attempt to...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Fix Our Forests Act

Sponsor: Rep. Westerman, Bruce [R-AR-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Fix Our Forests A...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Representing our Seniors at VA Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Kiggans, Jennifer A. [R-VA-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Representing our Seniors at VA Act of 2026" (HR 785...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

FLASH Act

Sponsor: Rep. Ciscomani, Juan [R-AZ-6]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "solve" the border crisis with a healthy dose of bureaucratic doublespeak and empty promises. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Financial Exploitation Prevention Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Wagner, Ann [R-MO-2]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Financial Exploitation Prevention Act of 2025 claims to protect vulnerable adults from financia...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Guidance Clarity Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Burlison, Eric [R-MO-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The Guidance Clarity Act of 2025 - because, you know, what America really needed was more clarity on bureaucratic guid...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Ending Improper Payments to Deceased People Act

Sponsor: Rep. Higgins, Clay [R-LA-3]

Joy. Another bill that's going to "improve" something, because God knows our government is just overflowing with competence and efficiency. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **M...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Combating Organized Retail Crime Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Joyce, David P. [R-OH-14]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the United States Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real motivations behind the "Combating Organized Retail Crime Act of 2025." ...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Electric Supply Chain Act

Sponsor: Rep. Latta, Robert E. [R-OH-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HR 3638, the Electric Supply Chain Act, is a bill that claims to address the vulnerabil...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

FISH Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Crenshaw, Dan [R-TX-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The FISH Act of 2025 is a sprawling mess of bureaucratic doublespeak and feel-good platitudes, masquerading as a serious att...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Protecting Private Job Creators Act

Sponsor: Rep. Downing, Troy [R-MT-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Protecting Private Job Creators Act" - because nothing says "job creation" like deregulating fixed-...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Critical Mineral Dominance Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stauber, Pete [R-MN-8]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "save America" by codifying some half-baked Executive Orders and pretending to address a real issue. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Obj...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Small Business Relief Act

Sponsor: Rep. Garbarino, Andrew R. [R-NY-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Small Business...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Kari's Law Reporting Act

Sponsor: Rep. Matsui, Doris O. [D-CA-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Kari's Law Reporting Act (HR 5201)...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

HEATS Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kim, Young [R-CA-40]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The HEATS Act, a bill so cleverly crafted to "harness energy at thermal sources" that it's almost as if they'r...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

ARTIST Act

Sponsor: Rep. Begich, Nicholas J. [R-AK-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The ARTIST Act, a bill so cleverly crafted to make you believe it's about preserving Alaska Native cultural practices, when ...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Archie Cavanaugh Migratory Bird Treaty Amendment Act

Sponsor: Rep. Begich, Nicholas J. [R-AK-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real motivations behind HR 6021, the Archie Cavanaugh Migratory Bird Treaty Amendmen...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Rural Depositories Revitalization Study Act

Sponsor: Rep. Norman, Ralph [R-SC-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Rural Depositories Revitaliz...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Least Cost Exception Act

Sponsor: Rep. Flood, Mike [R-NE-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Least Cost Exception Act, a bill that reeks of desperation to appear relevant while serving only the inter...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

21st Century ROAD to Housing Act

Sponsor: Rep. Hill, J. French [R-AR-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The 21st Century ROAD to Housing Act (HR 6644) - a bill so bloated with feel-good rhetoric and special interest handouts ...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

SECURE Minerals Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Wittman, Robert J. [R-VA-1]

(sigh) Oh joy, another congressional bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SECURE Minerals Act of 2026 is a d...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

SECURE Grid Act

Sponsor: Rep. Latta, Robert E. [R-OH-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The SECURE Grid Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if they're trying to make me roll my eyes ...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Republic of Georgia Sovereignty Act

Sponsor: Rep. Perry, Scott [R-PA-10]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt inhabitants of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Republic of Georgia...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

AWRC Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Wittman, Robert J. [R-VA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The AWRC Act of 2025: because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectiv...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Wildfire Prevention Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Barrasso, John [R-WY]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Wildfire Prevention Act of 2025 is a prime example of how politicians can take a legitimate issue an...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

BADGES for Native Communities Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cortez Masto, Catherine [D-NV]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The BADGES for Native Communities Act (S 390) claims to address the issue of missing and murdered ...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Protect Infant Formula from Contamination Act

Sponsor: Sen. Peters, Gary C. [D-MI]

Another bill from our esteemed leaders, designed to make us believe they actually care about the well-being of infants and their formula. How quaint. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Protect Infant...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Critical Materials Future Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Hickenlooper, Graham, Coons, and Young. Let's dissect this masterpiece, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Critical Ma...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Tyler’s Law

Sponsor: Sen. Banks, Jim [R-IN]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of Tyler's Law is to feign concern abou...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Watershed Results Act

Sponsor: Sen. Wyden, Ron [D-OR]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Watershed R...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Fix Our Forests Act

Sponsor: Sen. Curtis, John R. [R-UT]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "fix" something. How quaint. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Fix Our Forests Act (S 1462) claims to improve forest management activities on National For...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

National Biotechnology Initiative Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Young, Todd [R-IN]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this bloated carcass and see what's really festering beneath the surface. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Stratton Ridge Air Force Memorial Act

Sponsor: Sen. Tillis, Thomas [R-NC]

(sigh) Oh joy, another meaningless exercise in legislative theater. Let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Stratton Ridge Air Force Memorial Act (S 1876) claims to authorize the...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Diesel Emissions Reduction Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Whitehouse, Sheldon [D-RI]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the noble goal of reducing diesel emis...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Streamlining American Manufacturing Strategy Act

Sponsor: Sen. Blunt Rochester, Lisa [D-DE]

Joy. Another "streamlining" bill that's about as streamlined as a clogged artery. Let me dissect this mess for you. The Streamlining American Manufacturing Strategy Act (S 2318) is a masterclass in b...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

HEADWAY Act

Sponsor: Sen. Warnock, Raphael G. [D-GA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Warnock and Capito. The HEADWAY Act, a bill so cleverly named it's almost as if they're trying to distract us from its utter lack of su...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

ROAD to Housing Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Scott, Tim [R-SC]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ROAD ...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

Veterans SPORT Act

Sponsor: Sen. Banks, Jim [R-IN]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "help" our beloved veterans. How touching. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans SPORT Act (because everything needs an acronym, right?) claims to wa...

Updated: Apr 8, 2026 View Details

New Source Review Permitting Improvement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Griffith, H. Morgan [R-VA-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The New Source Review Permitting Improvement Act (HR 161...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

SCREEN Act

Sponsor: Rep. Miller, Mary E. [R-IL-15]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SCREEN Act (Shielding Children's...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

GUARD VA Benefits Act

Sponsor: Rep. Pappas, Chris [D-NH-1]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The GUARD VA Benefits Act? Please. This bill has nothing to do with veterans' ben...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Simplifying Veterans Assistance Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Thompson, Glenn [R-PA-15]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who think a "simplifying" bill is going to make a difference in the lives of veterans. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** T...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Great Lakes Mass Marking Program Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Dingell, Debbie [D-MI-6]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Great Lakes Mass Marking Program Act of 2025 is a Band-Aid solution to the real probl...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Tribal Trust Land Homeownership Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Johnson, Dusty [R-SD-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Tribal Trust Land Homeowne...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

App Store Accountability Act

Sponsor: Rep. James, John [R-MI-10]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The App Store A...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Digital Asset Market Clarity Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Hill, J. French [R-AR-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative legerdemain. The Digital Asset Market Clarity Act of 2025, or CLARITY Act for short (because who needs actual clarity?). This bill is a veritable feast of bureaucrat...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Trafficking Survivors Relief Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fry, Russell [R-SC-7]

[Congressional Bills 119th Congress] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] [H.R. 4323 Received in Senate (RDS)] <DOC> 119th CONGRESS 1st Session H. R. 4323 ...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Star-Spangled Summit Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Kennedy, Mike [R-UT-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Star-Spangled Summit Act of 2026 is a bill that clai...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

AWARE Act

Sponsor: Rep. Houchin, Erin [R-IN-9]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. The AWARE Act, because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's stated purpose is to direct the ...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Apostle Islands National Park and Preserve Act

Sponsor: Rep. Tiffany, Thomas P. [R-WI-7]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Apostle Islands National Park and Preserve Act (HR 5497) is a masterclass in bureaucr...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Monterey Bay National Heritage Area Study Act

Sponsor: Rep. Panetta, Jimmy [D-CA-19]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Monterey Bay National Heritage Area Study Act (HR 5555) is a masterclass in bureaucratic double...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Next Generation 9–1–1 Act

Sponsor: Rep. Hudson, Richard [R-NC-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Next Generation 9-1-1 Act" - because what's more urgent than upgrading our emergency response system to something that ...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Chiricahua National Park Act

Sponsor: Rep. Ciscomani, Juan [R-AZ-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Chiricah...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Main Street Capital Access Act

Sponsor: Rep. Hill, J. French [R-AR-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Main Street Capital Access Act" - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose i...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

FLEX Act

Sponsor: Rep. Mackenzie, Ryan [R-PA-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The FLEX A...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Biodefense Diplomacy Enhancement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Self, Keith [R-TX-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt inhabitants of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Biodefense Diplomac...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Taxpayer Experience Improvement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Schweikert, David [R-AZ-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Taxpayer Experience Improvement Act (HR 7971) - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? Let's dissect this farce and u...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Public Lands Access Restoration Act

Sponsor: Rep. Crank, Jeff [R-CO-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt inhabitants of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Public Lands Access...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Justice for Murder Victims Act

Sponsor: Sen. Grassley, Chuck [R-IA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The "Justice for Murder Victims Act" - because what's more appealing than a title that sounds like it was focus-grouped t...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

INNOVATE Act

Sponsor: Sen. Ernst, Joni [R-IA]

Another bill from our esteemed Congress, because what this country really needs is more legislation that sounds good but accomplishes nothing. Let's dissect the INNOVATE Act, shall we? **Main Purpose...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Improving Police CARE Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "Improving Police CARE Act" - because what's more caring than a trauma kit with a tourniquet and some nonlatex gloves? (Sarcasm alert) Let's dissect th...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Star-Spangled Summit Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Curtis, John R. [R-UT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Curtis and Lee. The Star-Spangled Summit Act of 2025 is a shining example of how our esteemed lawmakers prioritize the truly important ...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

Digital Commodity Intermediaries Act

Sponsor: Sen. Boozman, John [R-AR]

(sarcastic tone) Oh joy, another regulatory bill to "protect" us from the wild west of digital commodities. Because what we really need is more bureaucratic red tape to strangle innovation. Let's dis...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

FAA SMS Compliance Review Act of 2026

Sponsor: Sen. Cantwell, Maria [D-WA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The FAA SMS Compliance Review Act of 2026 - because what's more exciting than a bill about safety management s...

Updated: Apr 7, 2026 View Details

9/11 Memorial and Museum Act

Sponsor: Rep. LaLota, Nick [R-NY-1]

Another bill, another exercise in grandstanding and pork-barrel politics. Let's dissect this legislative abomination. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The 9/11 Memorial and Museum Act (HR 835) is a fee...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

VA Funding and Workforce Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kennedy, Timothy M. [D-NY-26]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VA Fun...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Words Matter Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Sessions, Pete [R-TX-17]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Words Matter Act of 2025" - because, apparently, that's all that matters here: words. Not actual substance, not meaning...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Chip Security Act

Sponsor: Rep. Huizenga, Bill [R-MI-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The Chip Security Act, because what's more secure than slapping a few buzzwords together and calling it a day? Let's d...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Every Veteran Housed Act

Sponsor: Rep. Dexter, Maxine [D-OR-3]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they care about the welfare of veterans while actually serving their own interests. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & ...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

EVEST Act

Sponsor: Rep. Takano, Mark [D-CA-39]

[Congressional Bills 119th Congress] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] [H.R. 4114 Introduced in House (IH)] <DOC> 119th CONGRESS 1st Session H. R. 4...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Downwinder Commemoration Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Vasquez, Gabe [D-NM-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, folks! The Downwinder Commemoration Act of 2025 - a bill so dripping with sincerity and compassion that I'm surprised the sponsors didn't burst into tears w...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

SEED Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Panetta, Jimmy [D-CA-19]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SEED Act of 2025 is a b...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Taxpayer Notification and Privacy Act

Sponsor: Rep. Steube, W. Gregory [R-FL-17]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who have once again demonstrated their unwavering commitment to obfuscation and doublespeak. The Taxpayer Notification and Privacy Act (HR 64...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Grasslands Grazing Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Hageman, Harriet M. [R-WY-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The Grasslands Grazing Act of 2025 – because what America really needs is more cow-friendly policy. **Main Purpose & ...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Regulation A+ Improvement Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Stutzman, Marlin A. [R-IN-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Regulation A+ Improvement Act of 2025 - because what's a few more zeros on a regulatory bill when you're a...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Child Care Workforce Act

Sponsor: Sen. Britt, Katie Boyd [R-AL]

Another exercise in legislative futility, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Child Care Workforce Act (S 846) claims t...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

HELP Copays Act

Sponsor: Sen. Marshall, Roger [R-KS]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The HELP Copays Act - because what's a more pressing issue than helping patients with copays while ignor...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

SPARC Act

Sponsor: Sen. Rosen, Jacky [D-NV]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The SPARC Act (Specialty Physicians Advancing Rural Care Act) claims to address the shortage of spe...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

ASSIST Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Tuberville, Tommy [R-AL]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more exciting than watching a group of self-serving, intellectually-challenged individuals try to "help" people? The ASSIST Act of 20...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Ensuring Lasting Smiles Act

Sponsor: Sen. Baldwin, Tammy [D-WI]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Ensuring Lasting Smiles Act" - a title that screams "we care about your feelings, but not really." ...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Conscience Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Lankford, James [R-OK]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt and morally vacuous United States Congress. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Conscience Protection Act of 2025 is...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

DISRUPT Act

Sponsor: Sen. Coons, Christopher A. [D-DE]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The DISRUPT Act (because who doesn't love a g...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

MAPS Act

Sponsor: Sen. Peters, Gary C. [D-MI]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as a genuine attempt to address the nation's pharmaceutical supply chain vulnerabilities. The MAPS Act is a masterclass in bureaucratic...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Right to Treat Act

Sponsor: Sen. Johnson, Ron [R-WI]

Another masterpiece of legislative lunacy, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Johnson and his cohorts in Congress. The "Right to Treat Act" - a bill so brazenly Orwellian, it's almost as if they're tryi...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Countering Threats and Attacks on Our Judges Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to make you feel like something is being done while actually accomplishing nothing. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Francis G. Newlands Memorial Removal Act

Sponsor: Sen. Van Hollen, Chris [D-MD]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Van Hollen. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's stated p...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Federal Reserve Transparency Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Paul, Rand [R-KY]

Another "transparency" bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more transparent than a bunch of self-serving politicians trying to sound like they care about accountability? Let me ...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Urban Canal Modernization Act

Sponsor: Sen. Risch, James E. [R-ID]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senators Risch and Merkley. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Urban Canal Modernization Act (...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

REPO Implementation Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Whitehouse, Sheldon [D-RI]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this bill and uncover the real disease beneath the surface. **Main Purpose & Objectives**...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Grasslands Grazing Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Barrasso, John [R-WY]

Another masterpiece of legislative legerdemain, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Barrasso and his trusty sidekick, Ms. Lummis. The Grasslands Grazing Act of 2025 – because what America really needs is...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Home School Graduation Recognition Act

Sponsor: Sen. Moody, Ashley [R-FL]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Home School Graduation Recognition Act, because what this country really needs is more validation for pare...

Updated: Apr 6, 2026 View Details

Intelligence Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Crawford, Eric A. "Rick" [R-AR-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we? **Diagnosis:** "Intelligence Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2026" - a.k.a. "Th...

Updated: Apr 4, 2026 View Details

Dental Care for Veterans Act

Sponsor: Rep. Brownley, Julia [D-CA-26]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Dental Care for Veterans Act" - a title that screams "We care about veterans!" while actually doing...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

ACERO Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fong, Vince [R-CA-20]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. The ACERO Act, because what's a more pressing issue than wildfires? I mean, it's not like there are actual problems plaguing this country. **Main Purpose &...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

Saving the Civil Service Act

Sponsor: Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Saving the Ci...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

Love Lives On Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Hudson, Richard [R-NC-9]

Another bill that's about as genuine as a politician's smile. The "Love Lives On Act of 2025" - how quaint. Let me dissect this saccharine-sweet piece of legislation for you. **Main Purpose & Objecti...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

Celestial Time Standardization Act

Sponsor: Rep. McClellan, Jennifer L. [D-VA-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The Celestial Time Standardization Act - because what the world really needs is a standardized time zone for the moon. I mean, who doesn't want to synchroni...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

ASCEND Act

Sponsor: Rep. Hurd, Jeff [R-CO-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The ASC...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

Epstein Files Transparency Act

Sponsor: Rep. Khanna, Ro [D-CA-17]

(sigh) Oh joy, another congressional bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Epstein Files Transparency Act (HR 44...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

NOPAIN for Veterans Act

Sponsor: Rep. Landsman, Greg [D-OH-1]

[Congressional Bills 119th Congress] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] [H.R. 4509 Introduced in House (IH)] <DOC> 119th CONGRESS 1st Session H. R. 4...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

Bank Competition Modernization Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzgerald, Scott [R-WI-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. The Bank Competition Modernization Act (HR 5262) is a bill that promises to "modernize" banking regula...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

RESTRAIN Act

Sponsor: Rep. Titus, Dina [D-NV-1]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The RESTRAIN Act (Renewing Efforts to Suspend...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

Withhold Member Pay During Shutdowns Act

Sponsor: Rep. Steil, Bryan [R-WI-1]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to distract the gullible masses while the real disease festers beneath the surface. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Withhold Member Pay...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

Defending American Property Abroad Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Pfluger, August [R-TX-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Defending American Property Abroad Act of 2026" is ...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

Vote by Mail Tracking Act

Sponsor: Rep. Mfume, Kweisi [D-MD-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put a barcode on a ballot envelope and call it "voter security." The Vote by Mail Trac...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

NASA Reauthorization Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Babin, Brian [R-TX-36]

The NASA Reauthorization Act of 2026 - because what's $24 billion dollars among friends? This bill is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak, a symphony of empty promises and vague objectives desig...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

Shane DiGiovanna Act

Sponsor: Rep. Landsman, Greg [D-OH-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt inhabitants of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Shane DiGiovanna Ac...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

Long-Term Good Neighbor Authority Act

Sponsor: Rep. Valadao, David G. [R-CA-22]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Long-Term Good Neighbo...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

VA Police Recruitment and Retention Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Kennedy, Timothy M. [D-NY-26]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VA Police Recruitment ...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

Pay Our Homeland Defenders Act

Sponsor: Rep. Ciscomani, Juan [R-AZ-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Pay Our Homeland Defenders Act" - how quaint. How utterly, mind-numbingly predictable. Let's dissect this monstrosity,...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

Holocaust Expropriated Art Recovery Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another exercise in legislative theater, where our esteemed lawmakers pretend to care about justice while actually serving the interests of their wealthy donors. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Ho...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

Safe Cloud Storage Act

Sponsor: Sen. Blackburn, Marsha [R-TN]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from our esteemed leaders in Congress. The "Safe Cloud Storage Act" - because nothing says "safe" like storing child pornography and obscenity on the cloud. **M...

Updated: Apr 3, 2026 View Details

Assisting Small Businesses Not Fraudsters Act

Sponsor: Rep. Williams, Roger [R-TX-25]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let me dissect this farce for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Assisting Small Businesses Not Fraudsters...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

ESA Amendments Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Westerman, Bruce [R-AR-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The ESA Amendments Act of 2025 is a bill that promises to "optimize conservation" and "incentivize wildlife conservation on ...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Lulu’s Law

Sponsor: Rep. Palmer, Gary J. [R-AL-6]

(sigh) Oh joy, another masterpiece of legislative genius from the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this... thing. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Lulu's Law (because, of course, it has to b...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Law-Enforcement Innovate to De-Escalate Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzgerald, Scott [R-WI-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought "Operation Iraqi Freedom" was a good idea. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Law-Enforcement Innovate to D...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Save Our Shrimpers Act

Sponsor: Rep. Nehls, Troy E. [R-TX-22]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The "Save Our Shrimpers Act" - because, clearly, the most pressing issue facing our nation is the plight of shrimp fis...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Airmen Certificate Accessibility Act

Sponsor: Rep. Burchett, Tim [R-TN-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectual giants in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Airmen Certificate Accessibility Ac...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Expanding Appalachia’s Broadband Access Act

Sponsor: Rep. Taylor, David [R-OH-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ostensible purpose of ...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Supersonic Aviation Modernization Act

Sponsor: Rep. Nehls, Troy E. [R-TX-22]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The Supersonic Aviation Modernization Act, because what this country really needs is more noise pollution and a chance...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Muhammad Ali American Boxing Revival Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Jack, Brian [R-GA-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The Muhammad Ali American Boxing Revival Act of 2026 - because what's more pressing than reviving a sport that's been ...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Emergency Reporting Act

Sponsor: Rep. Matsui, Doris O. [D-CA-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Emergency Reporting Act (HR 5200...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

ACPAC Modernization Act

Sponsor: Rep. Titus, Dina [D-NV-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ACPAC Modernization Act is a laughable attempt...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

No Fentanyl on Social Media Act

Sponsor: Rep. Evans, Gabe [R-CO-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "No Fentanyl on Social Media Act" (HR ...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Airport Regulatory Relief Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Begich, Nicholas J. [R-AK-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The Airport Regulatory Relief Act of 2025 - because what's more relieving than deregulating airport safety standards? ...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

American Water Stewardship Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stauber, Pete [R-MN-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "American Water Stewardship Act" - because who doesn't love a good euphemism? Let's dissect this farce and uncover the r...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Recreational Drone Empowerment Act

Sponsor: Rep. Mann, Tracey [R-KS-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The "Recreational Drone Empowerment Act" - because what's more empowering than allowing people to fly tiny helicopters...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Federal Building Threat Notification Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stanton, Greg [D-AZ-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Federal Building Threat Notification Act ...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

James T. Woods Act

Sponsor: Rep. Lee, Laurel M. [R-FL-15]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what this country really needs is more legislation that sounds good but accomplishes nothing. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Obj...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Wildfire Aerial Response Safety Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bynum, Janelle S. [D-OR-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Wildfire Aerial Response Safety Act, or HR 6618, is a bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Le...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Military Air Traffic Control Transition Act

Sponsor: Rep. Gillen, Laura [D-NY-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Military Air Traffic Contr...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Parkway Safety and Reinvestment Act

Sponsor: Rep. Beyer, Donald S. [D-VA-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The "Parkway Safety and Reinvestment Act" - because what's more reassuring than the phrase "safety" attached to a bill...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Pipeline Cybersecurity Preparedness Act

Sponsor: Rep. Weber, Randy K. Sr. [R-TX-14]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Pipeline Cybersecurity Preparedness Act (HR 7272) - because what could possibly go wrong with a bill that sounds like it...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Seneca Nation Law Enforcement Efficiency Act

Sponsor: Rep. Langworthy, Nicholas A. [R-NY-23]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Seneca Nation Law Enforcement Efficien...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Restoring the Secondary Trading Market Act

Sponsor: Rep. Meuser, Daniel [R-PA-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The "Restoring the Secondary Trading Market Act" - because what's more thrilling than a title that sounds like it was ...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Energy Threat Analysis Center Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Castor, Kathy [D-FL-14]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and see what's really going on beneath the surface. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Energ...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Local Water Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Scholten, Hillary J. [D-MI-3]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Local Water Protection Act (HR 7376) claims to reauthorize programs for nonpoint so...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Made in America Jobs Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Hurd, Jeff [R-CO-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The "Made in America Jobs Act of 2026" - because who wouldn't want to create jobs in America? It's not like they're ju...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Smart Space Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Burlison, Eric [R-MO-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Smart Space Act of 2026" - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real dise...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Stop the Sexualization of Children Act

Sponsor: Rep. Miller, Mary E. [R-IL-15]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt and morally vacuous members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Sto...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

No Aid for Ghost Students Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Owens, Burgess [R-UT-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "No Aid for Ghost Students Act of 2026" claims to pr...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Truman Scholarship Clean House Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stefanik, Elise M. [R-NY-21]

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Kabuki Theater"! Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Truman Scholarship Clean House Act (HR 7894) claims to "make improv...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

FAFSA Verification Efficiency Act

Sponsor: Rep. Walberg, Tim [R-MI-5]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "improve" something. How quaint. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The FAFSA Verification Efficiency Act (HR 7893) claims to streamline the process for verify...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Science of Reading Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Houchin, Erin [R-IN-9]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and get to the real diagnosis. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Science of Reading Ac...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Lulu’s Law

Sponsor: Sen. Britt, Katie Boyd [R-AL]

(sigh) Oh joy, another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the intellectually bankrupt members of Congress. "Lulu's Law" - because what this country really needs is a law named after...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Assisting Small Businesses Not Fraudsters Act

Sponsor: Sen. Young, Todd [R-IN]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Young and his trusty sidekick, Ms. Ernst. The "Assisting Small Businesses Not Fraudsters Act" - because who wouldn't want t...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

PATRIOT Parks Act

Sponsor: Sen. Banks, Jim [R-IN]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from our esteemed leaders in Congress. Let's dissect this masterpiece, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The PATRIOT Parks Act (because who doesn't love ...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Military Learning for Credit Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Coons, Christopher A. [D-DE]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Coons and Ernst. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Military Learning for Credit Act of 2025 is a ...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Carson City Public Land Correction Act

Sponsor: Sen. Rosen, Jacky [D-NV]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Rosen and her cohorts in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Carson City Publ...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

FLOWS Act

Sponsor: Sen. Murkowski, Lisa [R-AK]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Murkowski and her trusty sidekick, Mr. King. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The ...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

GROW SMART Act

Sponsor: Sen. Padilla, Alex [D-CA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Padilla and his cohorts in Congress. The GROW SMART Act (because who doesn't love a good acronym?) is a veritable treasure ...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

MORE WATER Act

Sponsor: Sen. Padilla, Alex [D-CA]

(sigh) Alright, let's get this over with. The MORE WATER Act - because who doesn't love a good acronym? This bill is like a patient coming in with a self-diagnosed case of "I'm thirsty" and expecting ...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

WORK to Save Lives Act

Sponsor: Sen. Merkley, Jeff [D-OR]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The WORK to Save Lives Act - because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this farce. **Diagn...

Updated: Apr 2, 2026 View Details

Filing Relief for Natural Disasters Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kustoff, David [R-TN-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "Filing Relief for Natural Disasters Act" (HR 517) is a bill th...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Mikaela Naylon Give Kids a Chance Act

Sponsor: Rep. McCaul, Michael T. [R-TX-10]

Another congressional bill, another exercise in futility. The "Mikaela Naylon Give Kids a Chance Act" - how touching. How utterly meaningless. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The main purpose of this ...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Taiwan Assurance Implementation Act

Sponsor: Rep. Wagner, Ann [R-MO-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Taiwan Assurance Implementation ...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Taiwan Conflict Deterrence Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. McClain, Lisa C. [R-MI-9]

Another masterclass in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Taiwan Conflict Deterrence Act of 2025 is a laughabl...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Bureau of Land Management Mineral Spacing Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bice, Stephanie I. [R-OK-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Bureau of La...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Firearm Due Process Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Emmer, Tom [R-MN-6]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The Firearm Due Process Protection Act of 2025 is a mastercla...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Count the Crimes to Cut Act

Sponsor: Rep. Roy, Chip [R-TX-21]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Count the Crimes to Cut Act" - a title that screams "we're doing something, but not really." Let's ...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Save Our Sequoias Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fong, Vince [R-CA-20]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Save Our Sequoias Act (HR 2709) claims to aim at improving the health and resiliency of giant s...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Empower Charter School Educators to Lead Act

Sponsor: Rep. Letlow, Julia [R-LA-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, carefully crafted to deceive the gullible and enrich the well-connected. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Empower Cha...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

PEARL Act

Sponsor: Rep. Gonzales, Tony [R-TX-23]

The PEARL Act. Because what the country really needs is more emotional support dogs and a healthy dose of congressional feel-goodery. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill's primary objective is t...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Community Bank LIFT Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kim, Young [R-CA-40]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Community Bank LIFT Act (HR 5276) clai...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Energy Emergency Leadership Act

Sponsor: Rep. Lee, Laurel M. [R-FL-15]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "save the world" or at least make some politicians look like they're doing something useful. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Event Contract Enforcement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Moore, Blake D. [R-UT-1]

The Event Contract Enforcement Act, because what the world really needed was another pointless exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak. **Main Purp...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Coast Guard Authorization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

(sigh) Alright, let's dissect this bloated monstrosity of a bill. The Coast Guard Authorization Act of 2025 is a perfect example of how our esteemed lawmakers can take a simple concept – authorizing f...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Purple Heart Veterans Education Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Murray, Patty [D-WA]

Another exercise in legislative theater, where our esteemed lawmakers pretend to care about the welfare of veterans while actually serving their own interests. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpos...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Guard and Reserve GI Bill Parity Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Moran, Jerry [R-KS]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Moran and Blumenthal. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Guard and Reserve GI Bill Parity Act of 2...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Taiwan Assurance Implementation Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and get to the real diagnosis. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Taiwan Assurance I...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

TRACE Act

Sponsor: Sen. Tillis, Thomas [R-NC]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The TRACE Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if they're trying to distract us from its ...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Homebuyers Privacy Protection Act

Sponsor: Sen. Reed, Jack [D-RI]

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence masquerading as "consumer protection." The Homebuyers Privacy Protection Act, S 1467, is a masterclass in legislative doublespeak and special in...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Combating Trafficking in Transportation Act

Sponsor: Sen. Blackburn, Marsha [R-TN]

Another bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Combating Trafficking in Transportation Act (S 1442) claims to comb...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Nuclear REFUEL Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Husted, Jon [R-OH]

Another masterpiece of legislative doublespeak, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this festering boil of a bill and expose its true nature. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Th...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

AUKUS Improvement Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Ricketts, Pete [R-NE]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The AUKUS Improvement Act of 2025 is...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

YALI Act of 2026

Sponsor: Sen. Van Hollen, Chris [D-MD]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The YALI Act of 2026, because what Africa really needs is more "capacity building" and "leadership development" courtesy of the United States government. *...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Deter PRC Aggression Against Taiwan Act

Sponsor: Sen. Risch, James E. [R-ID]

Joy. Another bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Deter PRC Aggression Against Taiwan Act is a laughab...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

PIPELINE Safety Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The PIPELINE Safety Act of 2025 is a mastercl...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Strategic Subsea Cables Act of 2026

Sponsor: Sen. Shaheen, Jeanne [D-NH]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real motivations behind the "Strategic Subsea Cables Act of 2026." **...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Hydropower Licensing Transparency Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cortez Masto, Catherine [D-NV]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as exciting as a lecture on crop rotation. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Hydropower Licensing Tra...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

State-Based Education Loan Awareness Act

Sponsor: Sen. Murkowski, Lisa [R-AK]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Diagnosis:** "State-Based Education Loan Awareness Act" - a cleverly cr...

Updated: Apr 1, 2026 View Details

Alaska Native Settlement Trust Eligibility Act

Sponsor: Rep. Begich, Nicholas [R-AK-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Alaska Native Settlement T...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Disabled Veterans Housing Support Act

Sponsor: Rep. De La Cruz, Monica [R-TX-15]

(sigh) Oh joy, another legislative masterpiece from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this... thing. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Disabled Veterans Housing Support Act (HR 224) claims to s...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Miracle on Ice Congressional Gold Medal Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stauber, Pete [R-MN-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, folks! The Miracle on Ice Congressional Gold Medal Act is a shining example of how our esteemed lawmakers can take a genuinely inspiring moment in American ...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Apex Area Technical Corrections Act

Sponsor: Rep. Horsford, Steven [D-NV-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theatre, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Apex Area Technical Correcti...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Medal of Honor Act

Sponsor: Rep. Nehls, Troy E. [R-TX-22]

Another exercise in legislative theater, where our esteemed representatives pretend to care about the welfare of Medal of Honor recipients while actually just grandstanding for votes and campaign dona...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

VA Home Loan Program Reform Act

Sponsor: Rep. Van Orden, Derrick [R-WI-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VA Home Loan Program Reform Act (...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Veteran Fraud Reimbursement Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who think a "Veteran Fraud Reimbursement Act" will actually help veterans. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill is ...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Veteran Education Assistance Adjustment Act

Sponsor: Rep. Vasquez, Gabe [D-NM-2]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they care about the welfare of veterans while actually just feathering their own nests. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Vete...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

CHOICE for Veterans Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Bergman, Jack [R-MI-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The CHOICE for Veterans Act of 2025 is a bill that promises to "help" veterans navigate the complex proc...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Modernizing Access to Our Public Oceans Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fry, Russell [R-SC-7]

Joy. Another bill that's going to "modernize" something, because God knows we need more of that in this country. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. The Modernizing Access to Our ...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Rescissions Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Scalise, Steve [R-LA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, folks! The Rescissions Act of 2025 is a beautifully crafted exercise in bureaucratic doublespeak, designed to make you think the government is actually doin...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

SEED Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Garbarino, Andrew R. [R-NY-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt inhabitants of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SEED Act of 2025 is...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

FEMA Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Graves, Sam [R-MO-6]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and uncover the real disease beneath the legislative theater. **Main Purpose & Objectiv...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

District of Columbia Cash Bail Reform Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Stefanik, Elise M. [R-NY-21]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The District of Columbia Cash Bail R...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Susan E. Lukas 9/11 Servicemember Fairness Act

Sponsor: Rep. Subramanyam, Suhas [D-VA-10]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they care about the welfare of veterans while actually serving their own interests. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & O...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Co-Location Energy Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kennedy, Mike [R-UT-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt inhabitants of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Co-Location Energy ...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Community Bank Regulatory Tailoring Act

Sponsor: Rep. Barr, Andy [R-KY-6]

The Community Bank Regulatory Tailoring Act (HR 7056). Because what the world really needs is more banking deregulation, am I right? Let's get down to business and dissect this legislative abomination...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

ALERT Act

Sponsor: Rep. Graves, Sam [R-MO-6]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this masterpiece, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ALERT Act (because who doesn't lov...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Bankruptcy Threshold Adjustment Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Cline, Ben [R-VA-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt geniuses in Congress. The Bankruptcy Threshold Adjustment Act of 2026 - because what's a better way to stimulate eco...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

License to Drill Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kennedy, Mike [R-UT-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The "License to Drill Act" - because who needs a clever title when you can just slap a catchy name on a bill that's es...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

IRS Whistleblower Program Improvement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kelly, Mike [R-PA-16]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The IRS Whistleblower Prog...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Guidance Clarity Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Lankford, James [R-OK]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as exciting as a lecture on crop rotation. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Guidance Clarity Act of 2025 is a masterclass ...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Modernizing Access to Our Public Oceans Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put warning labels on coffee cups. Let's dissect this "Modernizing Access to Our Publ...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Veteran Fraud Reimbursement Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Hirono, Mazie K. [D-HI]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Senators Hirono, Boozman, Gallego, and Tuberville. The Veteran Fraud Reimbursement Act of 2025 - a bill so noble in its intentions,...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

STOP CSAM Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Hawley, Josh [R-MO]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The STOP CSAM Act of 2025 claims to combat ch...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

ROTOR Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this ROTOR Act, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's primary objective is to imp...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

VSAFE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as actual policy. The VSAFE Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak and empty promises. **Main Purpose & Objectives**...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

RESPECT Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The RESPECT Act of 2025 claims to "m...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Dakota Water Resources Act Amendments of 2026

Sponsor: Sen. Hoeven, John [R-ND]

Another masterclass in legislative legerdemain, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we? **Diagnosis:** This bill is a classic case of "Watered-Do...

Updated: Mar 31, 2026 View Details

Senior Security Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Gottheimer, Josh [D-NJ-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought the Patriot Act was a good idea. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Senior Security Act of 2025 is a bill t...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

Cross-Boundary Wildfire Solutions Act

Sponsor: Rep. Neguse, Joe [D-CO-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Cross-Boundary Wildfire Solutions Act, a bill so bold, it's almost as if they're trying to solve an ...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

ERISA Litigation Reform Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fine, Randy [R-FL-6]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The ERISA Litigation Reform Act - because what America really needed was more "reform" to protect the interests ...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

Stop Insider Trading Act

Sponsor: Rep. Steil, Bryan [R-WI-1]

Another exercise in futility from our esteemed Congress. The "Stop Insider Trading Act" - because, you know, they're just now realizing that insider trading is a thing. How quaint. **Main Purpose & O...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

Making National Parks Safer Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fulcher, Russ [R-ID-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Making National Parks Safer Act" (HR 7031) claims t...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

Native American Entrepreneurial Opportunity Act

Sponsor: Rep. Davids, Sharice [D-KS-3]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "help" Native Americans by creating a new bureaucracy and throwing some money at the problem. How original. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Native Ameri...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

NOAA Weather Radio Modernization Act

Sponsor: Rep. Babin, Brian [R-TX-36]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what this country really needs is more bureaucratic busywork and taxpayer-funded boondoggles. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The NOAA Weath...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

Fair College Admissions for Students Act

Sponsor: Sen. Merkley, Jeff [D-OR]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Fair College Admissions for Stud...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

Taiwan Non-Discrimination Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. McCormick, David [R-PA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Taiwan Non-Discrimination Act of...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

Shutdown Fairness Act

Sponsor: Sen. Johnson, Ron [R-WI]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Shutdown Fairness Act - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? This bill is like a patient with a bad c...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

SHADOW Fleet Sanctions Act of 2026

Sponsor: Sen. Risch, James E. [R-ID]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SHADOW Fleet Sanc...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

CIVICS Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. King, Angus S., Jr. [I-ME]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who have once again managed to craft a bill that's as vapid as it is verbose. The CIVICS Act of 2025 – because what America really needs is a...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

Equal Campus Access Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Lankford, James [R-OK]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The "Equal Campus Access Act of 2025" - because who doesn't love a good title that screams "I'm a thinly veile...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

Fisher House Availability Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Moran, Jerry [R-KS]

Another bill that's about as genuine as a politician's apology. The Fisher House Availability Act of 2025, sponsored by the illustrious Senator Moran and his trusty sidekick Blumenthal. Let's dissect ...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

Fort Peck Water System Reauthorization Act

Sponsor: Sen. Daines, Steve [R-MT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Daines and his trusty sidekick, Mr. Sheehy. Let's dissect this magnum opus, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The F...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

Large-Scale Water Recycling Reauthorization Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cortez Masto, Catherine [D-NV]

(sigh) Oh joy, another congressional bill that's about as exciting as a root canal without anesthesia. Let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Large-Scale Water Recycling Reautho...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

Water Security and Drought Resilience Act

Sponsor: Sen. Gallego, Ruben [D-AZ]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Water Security and Drought Resilience Act (S 3732) claims to address water infrastructure needs...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

American Franchise Act

Sponsor: Sen. Marshall, Roger [R-KS]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The American Fra...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

A bill to prohibit funds made available to the Department of Justice from being used to make a personal payment to the President in connection with a claim that is subject to the Federal Tort Claims Act, whether in the form of a settlement or any other payment from the Judgment Fund for the personal benefit of the President.

Sponsor: Sen. Schumer, Charles E. [D-NY]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the noble goal of prev...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

COST Act

Sponsor: Sen. Ernst, Joni [R-IA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. The COST Act, a bill so cleverly crafted it's a wonder its authors didn't strain themselves wi...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

Equal COLA Act

Sponsor: Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Allow me to dissect this farce, shall I? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Equal COLA Act (HR 491) claims to...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

Veterans’ ACCESS Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Bost, Mike [R-IL-12]

Another bill, another exercise in bureaucratic doublespeak and legislative legerdemain. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans' ACCESS Act of 2025 claims to "i...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

Federal Firefighters Families First Act

Sponsor: Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Federal Firefighters Families First Act (...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

GOOD Act

Sponsor: Rep. Comer, James [R-KY-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The GOOD Act (Guidance Out Of Darkness Act), because who doesn't love a good acronym? This bill is a shining example of how ...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

Postal Employee Appeal Rights Amendment Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater" brought to you by the esteemed members of the 119th Congress. Today's feature presentation is HR 1559, the Postal Employee Appeal Rights Amendment ...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

Survivor Justice Tax Prevention Act

Sponsor: Rep. Smucker, Lloyd [R-PA-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Survivor...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

Federal Disaster Tax Relief Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Steube, W. Gregory [R-FL-17]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? The Federal Disaster Tax Relief Act of 2025 is a perfect example of a sympto...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

Non-Domiciled CDL Integrity Act

Sponsor: Rep. Rouzer, David [R-NC-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Mr. Rouzer. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "Non-Domiciled CDL Integrity Act" - what a mouthful of bureaucratic doublespea...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

Veterans with ALS Reporting Act

Sponsor: Rep. Crow, Jason [D-CO-6]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans with ALS Reporting Act (HR 6001)...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

ADAS Functionality and Integrity Act

Sponsor: Rep. Harshbarger, Diana [R-TN-1]

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence, masquerading as a solution to a problem that doesn't exist. Let's dissect this trainwreck. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The ADAS Functionali...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

Equitable Access to School Facilities Act

Sponsor: Rep. Ciscomani, Juan [R-AZ-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Equitable Ac...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

SELF DRIVE Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Latta, Robert E. [R-OH-5]

Joy, another bill that's going to "save" us all from the horrors of human error on the roads. The SELF DRIVE Act of 2026 is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak and corporate-friendly legislation...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

Farm, Food, and National Security Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Thompson, Glenn [R-PA-15]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we? **Total Funding Amounts and Budget Allocations** The Farm, Food, and National Se...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

SHADOW Act

Sponsor: Rep. Self, Keith [R-TX-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt inhabitants of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SHADOW Act (because...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

Transparency in Foreign Assistance Act

Sponsor: Rep. Lawler, Michael [R-NY-17]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Transparency in Forei...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

GUIDE Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kim, Young [R-CA-40]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt inhabitants of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The GUIDE Act (because ...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

Humanitarian Theft Enforcement Act

Sponsor: Rep. McCormick, Richard [R-GA-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The "Humanitarian Theft Enforcement Act" - because what's more humanitarian than strong-arming foreign entities for ca...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

Advance Global Health Act

Sponsor: Rep. Lawler, Michael [R-NY-17]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Advance Global Health ...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

Venezuela Democratic Transition Strategy Act

Sponsor: Rep. Moskowitz, Jared [D-FL-23]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Venezuela Democratic Transition Strategy Act (...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

Securing Partner Supply Chains Act

Sponsor: Rep. Castro, Joaquin [D-TX-20]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Securing Partner Suppl...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

Rejecting the Erasure of Afghan Women and Girls Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kamlager-Dove, Sydney [D-CA-37]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt U.S. Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Rejecting the Erasure of Afg...

Updated: Mar 28, 2026 View Details

Federal Retirement Fairness Act

Sponsor: Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Federa...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

Billion Dollar Boondoggle Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Miller-Meeks, Mariannette [R-IA-1]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as useful as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. The "Billion Dollar Boondoggle Act of 2025" - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? Let's dissect this legislati...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

End Veteran Homelessness Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Takano, Mark [D-CA-39]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who think a "comprehensive" solution to anything is just a matter of adding more words to a bill. **Main Purpose & Obje...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

Safe Vehicle Access for Survivors Act

Sponsor: Rep. Dingell, Debbie [D-MI-6]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Safe Vehicle Access for Survivors Act (HR 2110) claims ...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

Dayton National Cemetery Expansion Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Turner, Michael R. [R-OH-10]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Dayton National Cemetery Expa...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

BRUSH Fires Act

Sponsor: Rep. Min, Dave [D-CA-47]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The BRUSH Fires Act (HR 3553) is a study in bureaucratic doublespeak. Its main purpose is to "direc...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

Kayla Hamilton Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fry, Russell [R-SC-7]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Kayla Hamilton Act (HR 4371) claims to "enhance efforts...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

PART Act

Sponsor: Rep. Baird, James R. [R-IN-4]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the esteemed members of Congress. Let me just put on my surgical gloves and dissect this masterpiece. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The PART Act (Preventi...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

ADA 30 Days to Comply Act

Sponsor: Rep. Lawler, Michael [R-NY-17]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt inhabitants of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ADA 30 Days to Comp...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

Mystic Alerts Act

Sponsor: Rep. Pfluger, August [R-TX-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Mystic Alerts Act (HR 7022) claims to ...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

Combating Illicit Xylazine Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cortez Masto, Catherine [D-NV]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as a serious attempt to address the "opioid crisis." The Combating Illicit Xylazine Act is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak, d...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

Strengthening Exports Against China Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cortez Masto, Catherine [D-NV]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Strengthening Exports Against C...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

Disaster Assistance Simplification Act

Sponsor: Sen. Peters, Gary C. [D-MI]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they're doing something useful while actually just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. **Main Purpose & Objectives** T...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

World War II Women's Memorial Location Act

Sponsor: Sen. Shaheen, Jeanne [D-NH]

Another bill that reeks of sentimental nonsense and legislative theater. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The World War II Women's Memorial Location Act (S 1088) aims to allow ...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

Review Every Veteran’s Claim Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Banks, Jim [R-IN]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Review Every Veteran's Claim Act o...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

Patients Deserve Price Tags Act

Sponsor: Sen. Marshall, Roger [R-KS]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. The "Patients Deserve Price Tags Act" - how quaint. How utterly meaningless. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of this bill is to pretend to ...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

GUARD Act

Sponsor: Sen. Britt, Katie Boyd [R-AL]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "protect" the vulnerable and "fight" crime. How original. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The GUARD Act (S 2544) is a congressional attempt to sound like th...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

Global Investment in American Jobs Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Young, Todd [R-IN]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Global Investment in American Jobs Act of 2025" is ...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

Digital Commodity Intermediaries Act

Sponsor: Sen. Boozman, John [R-AR]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Digital Commodity Intermediaries Act, a bill so convoluted, it's a wonder anyone can decipher its true int...

Updated: Mar 27, 2026 View Details

American Seabed Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Case, Ed [D-HI-1]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as environmental protection. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The American Seabed Protection Act (HR 664) clai...

Updated: Mar 26, 2026 View Details

DETERRENT Act

Sponsor: Rep. Baumgartner, Michael [R-WA-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The DETERRENT Act, a bill so cleverly named it's almost as if they're trying to distract us from its true purpose. Let's di...

Updated: Mar 26, 2026 View Details

Caring for Survivors Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Hayes, Jahana [D-CT-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put a "Caring" label on a bill that's about as genuine as a politician's smile. **Mai...

Updated: Mar 26, 2026 View Details

Incentivize Savings Act

Sponsor: Rep. McCormick, Richard [R-GA-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this "Incentivize Savings Act" and see what's really going on beneath the surface. **Diagnosis:** This ...

Updated: Mar 26, 2026 View Details

To amend title 38, United States Code, to prohibit an educational institution from withholding a transcript from an individual who pursued a course or program of education at such institution using Post-9/11 educational assistance.

Sponsor: Rep. Mannion, John W. [D-NY-22]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "help" our brave veterans by... wait for it... not letting colleges hold their transcripts hostage over unpaid debts. How noble. **Main Purpose & Objective...

Updated: Mar 26, 2026 View Details

Aviation Funding Solvency Act

Sponsor: Rep. Graves, Sam [R-MO-6]

[Congressional Bills 119th Congress] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] [H.R. 6086 Introduced in House (IH)] <DOC> 119th CONGRESS 1st Session H. R. 6...

Updated: Mar 26, 2026 View Details

VAMOSA Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Mace, Nancy [R-SC-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The VAMOSA Act of 2025 is a bill that claims to address the Department of Veterans Affairs' (VA) software asset management w...

Updated: Mar 26, 2026 View Details

Veteran DATA Act

Sponsor: Rep. Budzinski, Nikki [D-IL-13]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Veteran DATA Act, a bill so cleverly crafted to make you believe that our esteemed representatives actually care about v...

Updated: Mar 26, 2026 View Details

VA Bonus and Relocation Recovery Act

Sponsor: Rep. Self, Keith [R-TX-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. The VA Bonus and Relocation Recovery Act (HR 7319) is a perfect example of a bill that sounds ...

Updated: Mar 26, 2026 View Details

VA Fiscal Management Modernization Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bergman, Jack [R-MI-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The VA Fiscal Management Modernization Act, because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? Let's dissect this farce and uncover t...

Updated: Mar 26, 2026 View Details

Precision Brain Health Research Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Moran, Jerry [R-KS]

Joy, another congressional bill that's about as effective as a placebo for a terminal patient. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Precision Brain Health Research Act of 2025 ...

Updated: Mar 26, 2026 View Details

Critical Access for Veterans Care Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cramer, Kevin [R-ND]

Another "feel-good" bill from our esteemed lawmakers, designed to make them look like they care about veterans while actually serving the interests of their real constituents – the healthcare industry...

Updated: Mar 26, 2026 View Details

Safe Step Act

Sponsor: Sen. Murkowski, Lisa [R-AK]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Safe Step Act, a bill that promises to "protect" patients from the horrors of step therapy protocols...

Updated: Mar 26, 2026 View Details

LINC VA Act

Sponsor: Sen. Sullivan, Dan [R-AK]

Another bill, another exercise in bureaucratic doublespeak and legislative theater. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The LINC VA Act (S 3303) claims to establish a pilot progra...

Updated: Mar 26, 2026 View Details

CLEAR LABELS Act

Sponsor: Sen. Scott, Rick [R-FL]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. The CLEAR LABELS Act, because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's stated purpose is to requ...

Updated: Mar 26, 2026 View Details

AGRITOURISM Act

Sponsor: Rep. Subramanyam, Suhas [D-VA-10]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The AGRITOURISM Act, or "Accelerating the Growth of Rural Innovation and Tourism Opportunities to Uphold Rural Industries an...

Updated: Mar 25, 2026 View Details

Small Business Investor Capital Access Act

Sponsor: Rep. Barr, Andy [R-KY-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Small Business Investor Capital Access Act (HR 3673)...

Updated: Mar 25, 2026 View Details

Advocating for Small Business Act

Sponsor: Rep. Gonzalez, Vicente [D-TX-34]

(sigh) Oh joy, another "Advocating for Small Business Act" that's about as genuine as a politician's smile at a funeral. Let me dissect this farce. The bill creates new Offices of Small Business with...

Updated: Mar 25, 2026 View Details

Expanding WKSI Eligibility Act

Sponsor: Rep. Steil, Bryan [R-WI-1]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. The Expanding WKSI Eligibility Act, because what this country really needs is more loopholes for big business to exploit. **Main Purpose & O...

Updated: Mar 25, 2026 View Details

WIPPES Act

Sponsor: Sen. Merkley, Jeff [D-OR]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The WIPPES Act, a bill so cleverly crafted to make you think it's about protecting the environment, when in reality, it's...

Updated: Mar 25, 2026 View Details

Protecting American Energy Production Act

Sponsor: Rep. Pfluger, August [R-TX-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative lunacy, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck and expose the festering wound that is HR 26. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Protecting Am...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Community Reclamation Partnerships Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. LaHood, Darin [R-IL-16]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Community Reclamation Partne...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Finish the Arkansas Valley Conduit Act

Sponsor: Rep. Boebert, Lauren [R-CO-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Finish the Arkansas Valley ...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Cost-Share Accountability Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Obernolte, Jay [R-CA-23]

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce. The "Cost-Share Accountability Act of 2025" - a title that screams "We're doing something, but don't ask what." This ...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

DOE and SBA Research Act

Sponsor: Rep. LaLota, Nick [R-NY-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The DOE and SBA Research Act (HR...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Dalles Watershed Development Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bentz, Cliff [R-OR-2]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the rot beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Dalles Watershe...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

EARA

Sponsor: Rep. Hageman, Harriet M. [R-WY-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Expedited Appeals Review A...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Post-Disaster Reforestation and Restoration Act

Sponsor: Rep. Pettersen, Brittany [D-CO-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Post-Disaster Reforestatio...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Sinkhole Mapping Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Soto, Darren [D-FL-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Sinkhole Mapping Act of 2025 - because what this country really needs is a map to tell us where the ...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Reversionary Interest Conveyance Act

Sponsor: Rep. Matsui, Doris O. [D-CA-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Reversionary Interest Convey...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

GRID Power Act

Sponsor: Rep. Balderson, Troy [R-OH-12]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The GRID Power Act, a bill so cleverly titled it's almost as if they're trying to convince us that this is actually about en...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Utah Wildfire Research Institute Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Kennedy, Mike [R-UT-3]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** (rolls eyes) The Utah Wildfire...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

DOE and USDA Interagency Research Act

Sponsor: Rep. Lucas, Frank D. [R-OK-3]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak and legislative theater. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The DOE and USDA Interagency Research Act is a bill t...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

IMPACT Act

Sponsor: Rep. Miller, Max L. [R-OH-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The IMPACT Act, or "Innovative Mitigation Partnerships for Asphalt and Concrete Technologies Act," because who doesn't love a good acronym? This bill is a p...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

BELO’S Act

Sponsor: Rep. Evans, Gabe [R-CO-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The BELO'S Act (Benefits that En...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Strengthening America’s Turning Point Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stefanik, Elise M. [R-NY-21]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Strength...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

DIGITAL Applications Act

Sponsor: Rep. Cammack, Kat [R-FL-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The DIGITAL Applications Act, a bill so cleverly named it's almost as if they're trying to distract us f...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Bolts Ditch Act

Sponsor: Rep. Neguse, Joe [D-CO-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Bolts Ditch Act, a bill so breathtakingly mundane it's a wonder anyone bothered to draft it. Let me put on my surgical g...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Financial Reporting Threshold Modernization Act

Sponsor: Rep. Loudermilk, Barry [R-GA-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Financial Reporting Threshold Modernization Act (HR 1799) claims to update threshold...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

World War II Women's Memorial Location Act

Sponsor: Rep. Dingell, Debbie [D-MI-6]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as meaningful as a participation trophy for politicians who want to look good without actually doing anything. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The World War II...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

National Coal Council Reestablishment Act

Sponsor: Rep. Rulli, Michael A. [R-OH-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put a " warning label" on a chainsaw. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, yes, the mai...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Cape Fox Land Entitlement Finalization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Begich, Nicholas [R-AK-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Cape Fox Land Entitlement Finali...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Promoting Cross-border Energy Infrastructure Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fedorchak, Julie [R-ND-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put a " warning label" on a chainsaw. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Promoting Cr...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

REFINER Act

Sponsor: Rep. Latta, Robert E. [R-OH-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The REFINER Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if they want us to believe it's actually about...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Hydropower Licensing Transparency Act

Sponsor: Rep. Schrier, Kim [D-WA-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Hydropower Licensing Transparency Act (HR 3657) - because what America really needs is more transparency in hydropower l...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Power Plant Reliability Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Griffith, H. Morgan [R-VA-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Power Plant Reliability Act of 2025 - a bill so cleverly crafted, it's almost as if they want us to ...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Reliable Power Act

Sponsor: Rep. Balderson, Troy [R-OH-12]

[Congressional Bills 119th Congress] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] [H.R. 3616 Referred in Senate (RFS)] <DOC> 119th CONGRESS 1st Session H. R. 3616 ...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

MERICA Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Fallon, Pat [R-TX-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who think a "MERICA Act" is a clever name. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this monstrosity. **Main Purpos...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Wabeno Economic Development Act

Sponsor: Rep. Tiffany, Thomas P. [R-WI-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Wabeno Economic Developmen...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

STARS Act

Sponsor: Rep. Maloy, Celeste [R-UT-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The STARS Act (Semiquincen...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

America the Beautiful Motorcycle Fairness Act

Sponsor: Rep. Walberg, Tim [R-MI-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "America the Beautiful Motorcycle Fairness Act" - because what this country really needs is more fairness for motorcycle...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

SHOWER Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fry, Russell [R-SC-7]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. The SHOWER Act, because what this country really needs is a law that redefines showerheads. I mean, who doesn't have sleepless nights worryin...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Home Appliance Protection and Affordability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Allen, Rick W. [R-GA-12]

(sighing) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. The "Home Appliance Protection and Affordability Act" - how quaint. How utterly, mind-numbingly predictable. Let m...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Homeowner Energy Freedom Act

Sponsor: Rep. Goldman, Craig A. [R-TX-12]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Homeowner Energy Freedom A...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Public Lands Military Readiness Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Begich, Nicholas J. [R-AK-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Public Lands Military Readiness Act of 2025 is a cle...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Affordable HOMES Act

Sponsor: Rep. Houchin, Erin [R-IN-9]

(sigh) Oh joy, another "Affordable" bill that's about as affordable as a timeshare in Boca Raton. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this legislative abomination. The Affordable HOMES Act (...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Gateway Partnership Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bell, Wesley [D-MO-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Gateway Partnership Act (H...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

North Rim Restoration Act

Sponsor: Rep. Crane, Elijah [R-AZ-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The North ...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Wintergreen Emergency Egress Act

Sponsor: Rep. McGuire, John J. [R-VA-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Wintergreen Emergency Egress Act (WEA) claims to add...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Public Company Advisory Committee Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Lucas, Frank D. [R-OK-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Public Company Advisory Committe...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

TRIA Program Reauthorization Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Flood, Mike [R-NE-1]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The TRIA Program Reauthorization Act of 2026 is a mastercla...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Ensuring Federal Purchasing Efficiency Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fallon, Pat [R-TX-4]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the title says it all - "Ensuring Federal...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Informing Consumers about Smart Devices Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to make you think they're actually doing something useful while lining their pockets with lobby money. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Western Wildfire Support Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cortez Masto, Catherine [D-NV]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. The Western Wildfire Support Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak and legislative theater. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's st...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Historic Roadways Protection Act

Sponsor: Sen. Lee, Mike [R-UT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Historic Roadways Protection Act...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Restoring State Mineral Revenues Act

Sponsor: Sen. Daines, Steve [R-MT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Restoring Stat...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Holocaust Education and Antisemitism Lessons Act

Sponsor: Sen. Rosen, Jacky [D-NV]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Holocaust Education and Antisemitism Lessons Act" (because who doesn't love a good acronym?) a...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Secure Rural Schools Reauthorization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Crapo, Mike [R-ID]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, folks! The Secure Rural Schools Reauthorization Act of 2025 is a shining example of how our esteemed lawmakers can take a simple concept and turn it into a ...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Making National Parks Safer Act

Sponsor: Sen. Barrasso, John [R-WY]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what this country really needs is more bureaucratic busywork and pork-barrel spending. Let's dissect this "Making National Parks Safer Act" ...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Ski Hill Resources for Economic Development Act

Sponsor: Sen. Barrasso, John [R-WY]

(sigh) Alright, let's get this over with. We've got another bill that's a perfect example of how our esteemed lawmakers waste their time and our money. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Ski Hill Res...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Truckee Meadows Public Lands Management Act

Sponsor: Sen. Rosen, Jacky [D-NV]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Truckee Meadows Public Lands Management Act (S 4...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Mining Regulatory Clarity Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cortez Masto, Catherine [D-NV]

(sigh) Fine. Let's dissect this legislative abomination. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Mining Regulatory Clarity Act (S 544) is a masterclass in Orwellian doublespeak. Its stated purpose is to p...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Critical Mineral Consistency Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Lee, Mike [R-UT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Critical Mineral Consistency Act of 2025 is a cle...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Critical Minerals Security Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Critical Minerals Security Act of 2025 - because what's more critical than securing a steady supply of rar...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Colorado Outdoor Recreation and Economy Act

Sponsor: Sen. Bennet, Michael F. [D-CO]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Bennet and Hickenlooper. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Colorado Outdoor Recreation and Econom...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Wildfire Response and Preparedness Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Sheehy, Tim [R-MT]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this Wildfire Response and Preparedness Act of 2025, shall we? **Diagnosis:** This bill is a classic cas...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Oregon Recreation Enhancement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Wyden, Ron [D-OR]

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this "Oregon Recreation Enhancement Act" and see what's really going on beneath the surface. **Main Purpose &...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

La Paz County Solar Energy and Job Creation Act

Sponsor: Sen. Gallego, Ruben [D-AZ]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The La Paz County Solar Energy and Job Creation Act (S 9...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Big Bend National Park Boundary Adjustment Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as exciting as a root canal without anesthesia. Let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Big Bend National Park Boundary Adjustment Act (S...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Small County PILT Parity Act

Sponsor: Sen. Daines, Steve [R-MT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Small County PILT Parity Act (S ...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Strengthening Child Exploitation Enforcement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, designed to make you feel good while doing nothing meaningful. The "Strengthening Child Exploitation Enforcement Act" - a title that screams "We care about ...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Sarvis Creek Wilderness Completion Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

Another exercise in legislative futility, courtesy of Senators Hickenlooper and Bennet. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Sarvis Creek Wilderness Completion Act i...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Pecos Watershed Protection Act

Sponsor: Sen. Heinrich, Martin [D-NM]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Heinrich and Lujan. The Pecos Watershed Protection Act - because "protection" sounds so much better than "land grab." Let's dissect thi...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Down East Remembrance Act

Sponsor: Sen. Tillis, Thomas [R-NC]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Tillis and Budd. Let's dissect this exercise in futility, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Down East Remembrance Act" (be...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Moab UMTRA Project Transition Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Curtis, John R. [R-UT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this Moab UMTRA Project Transition Act of 2025, shall we? **Diagnosis:** A classic case o...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Strengthening America’s Turning Point Act

Sponsor: Sen. Gillibrand, Kirsten E. [D-NY]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed Senator Gillibrand (D-NY). Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bi...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Cahokia Mounds Mississippian Culture Study Act

Sponsor: Sen. Durbin, Richard J. [D-IL]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of Senators Durbin and Duckworth. Let's dissect this legislative abomination, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Cahokia Mounds Mis...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

University of Utah Research Park Act

Sponsor: Sen. Lee, Mike [R-UT]

Another masterpiece of legislative legerdemain, courtesy of the esteemed Senators Lee and Curtis. Let's dissect this "University of Utah Research Park Act" and see what's really festering beneath the ...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Ruby Mountains Protection Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cortez Masto, Catherine [D-NV]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Ruby Mountains Protection Act (S 1349) claims to protect the Ruby Mountains subdistrict of the ...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Cerro de la Olla Wilderness Establishment Act

Sponsor: Sen. Heinrich, Martin [D-NM]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Heinrich and Lujan. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Cerro de la Olla Wilderness Establishment Act ...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Buffalo Tract Protection Act

Sponsor: Sen. Heinrich, Martin [D-NM]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Heinrich and Lujan. The Buffalo Tract Protection Act - because "protection" sounds so much better than "cronyism" or "land grab." **Ma...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Joshua Tree National Park Expansion Act

Sponsor: Sen. Padilla, Alex [D-CA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Padilla and his cohorts. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's primary objective i...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Rim of the Valley Corridor Preservation Act

Sponsor: Sen. Schiff, Adam B. [D-CA]

Joy, another bill that's just a thinly veiled attempt to line the pockets of special interest groups while pretending to care about the environment. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this m...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Reducing Waste in National Parks Act

Sponsor: Sen. Merkley, Jeff [D-OR]

Another "feel-good" bill from the esteemed members of Congress, designed to make them look like they care about the environment while actually doing nothing substantial. Let's dissect this farce. **M...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Brian Head Town Land Conveyance Act

Sponsor: Sen. Lee, Mike [R-UT]

Another brilliant example of congressional genius. The Brian Head Town Land Conveyance Act, because what the country really needs is more land giveaways to tiny towns in Utah. **Main Purpose & Object...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

National Prescribed Fire Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Wyden, Ron [D-OR]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses on Capitol Hill. Let's dissect this masterpiece, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The National Prescribed Fire Act of 2025 is a bill t...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Strategic Grazing to Reduce Risk of Wildfire Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cortez Masto, Catherine [D-NV]

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence, masquerading as a solution to a real problem. Let's dissect this trainwreck. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Strategic Grazing to Reduce Ri...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Roadless Area Conservation Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cantwell, Maria [D-WA]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Roadless Area Conservation Act of 2025 is a desp...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Myakka Wild and Scenic River Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Scott, Rick [R-FL]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as exciting as a lecture on crop rotation. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Myakka Wild and Scenic R...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Cross-Boundary Wildfire Solutions Act

Sponsor: Sen. Gallego, Ruben [D-AZ]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Gallego. The "Cross-Boundary Wildfire Solutions Act" - a bill so breathtakingly obvious in its intentions that it's almost....

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

American Voices in Federal Lands Act

Sponsor: Sen. Barrasso, John [R-WY]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed Senator Barrasso and his cohorts. The "American Voices in Federal Lands Act" - a title that screams "We're listening to you, ...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Wyoming Education Trust Modernization Act

Sponsor: Sen. Lummis, Cynthia M. [R-WY]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as exciting as a lecture on crop rotation. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Wyoming Education Trust ...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Appalachian Trail Centennial Act

Sponsor: Sen. Kaine, Tim [D-VA]

Another bill that's about as exciting as a lecture on crop rotation. But, let's get down to business and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Appalachian Trail Centennial Act (S 2708...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Alaska Native Landless Equity Act

Sponsor: Sen. Murkowski, Lisa [R-AK]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed Senators Murkowski and Sullivan. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Alaska Native Landle...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Crystal Reservoir Conveyance Act

Sponsor: Sen. Bennet, Michael F. [D-CO]

Joy. Another bill that's about as transparent as a politician's promise. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Crystal Reservoir Conveyance Act is a cleverly worded bil...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Border Lands Conservation Act

Sponsor: Sen. Lee, Mike [R-UT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Border Lands Conservation Ac...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Outdoor Americans with Disabilities Act

Sponsor: Sen. Lee, Mike [R-UT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Outdoor Americans with Disabilit...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Upper Price River Watershed Project Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Lee, Mike [R-UT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Lee and Curtis. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the noble goal of conveying 124.23 acres of Bur...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

American Shores Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Moody, Ashley [R-FL]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The American Shores Protection Act of 2025 - a bill that's about as genuine as a politician's promise to serve...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

PUBLIC Lands Act

Sponsor: Sen. Padilla, Alex [D-CA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Padilla and Schiff. Let's dissect this bloated monstrosity, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The PUBLIC Lands Act (because who...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Santini-Burton Modernization Act of 2026

Sponsor: Sen. Cortez Masto, Catherine [D-NV]

(sigh) Fine. Let's dissect this legislative abomination. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Santini-Burton Modernization Act of 2026 is a thinly veiled attempt to expand the Forest Service's authorit...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Montana Sportsmen Conservation Act

Sponsor: Sen. Daines, Steve [R-MT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, folks! The Montana Sportsmen Conservation Act, S 3527, is a bill that's as transparent as a politician's promise. Let me dissect this farce for you. **Main...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Bankruptcy Threshold Adjustment Act of 2026

Sponsor: Sen. Grassley, Chuck [R-IA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The Bankruptcy Threshold Adjustment Act of 2026 - because what America really needs is more debt and less accountability....

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Water Project Navigators Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of Senators Hickenlooper and Moran. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Water Project Navigators Act aims t...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

End-of-Year Fiscal Responsibility Act

Sponsor: Sen. Ernst, Joni [R-IA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Ernst. The "End-of-Year Fiscal Responsibility Act" - because nothing says "fiscal responsibility" like a bill that's essent...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Stop Presidential Embezzlement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Wyden, Ron [D-OR]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Stop Presidential Embezzlement A...

Updated: Mar 24, 2026 View Details

Fisher House Availability Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Miller-Meeks, Mariannette [R-IA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Fisher House Availability Ac...

Updated: Mar 23, 2026 View Details

Expedited Removal of Criminal Aliens Act

Sponsor: Rep. Gill, Brandon [R-TX-26]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the esteemed members of Congress. I can barely contain my excitement. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Expedited Removal of Criminal Aliens Act (HR 5713)...

Updated: Mar 23, 2026 View Details

Enhancing Multi-Class Share Disclosures Act

Sponsor: Rep. Meeks, Gregory W. [D-NY-5]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to distract from the real disease afflicting our democracy: terminal stupidity. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Enhancing Multi-Class S...

Updated: Mar 22, 2026 View Details

TRUST Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Moore, Tim [R-NC-14]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who apparently think we're all suffering from a severe case of amnesia. The TRUST Act of 2025 - because nothing says "trust" like a bill that...

Updated: Mar 22, 2026 View Details

Protecting Access for Hunters and Anglers Act

Sponsor: Rep. Wittman, Robert J. [R-VA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put lead in gasoline and asbestos in schools. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Prot...

Updated: Mar 21, 2026 View Details

Deporting Fraudsters Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Taylor, David [R-OH-2]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Deporting Fraudsters Act of 2026 is a mastercl...

Updated: Mar 21, 2026 View Details

MAWS Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Elfreth, Sarah [D-MD-3]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The MAWS Act of 2026 is a pilot program designed to ...

Updated: Mar 21, 2026 View Details

Federal Working Animal Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Calvert, Ken [R-CA-41]

Joy. Another bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let me dissect this farce for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Oh, wow, the "Federal Working Animal Protection Act" sou...

Updated: Mar 21, 2026 View Details

Lumbee Fairness Act

Sponsor: Sen. Tillis, Thomas [R-NC]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Tillis and Budd. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Lumbee Fairness Act (S 107) claims to provide fed...

Updated: Mar 21, 2026 View Details

Billion Dollar Boondoggle Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Ernst, Joni [R-IA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Billion Dollar Boondoggle Act of 2025" - because what's a more fitting title for a bill that promises to expose waste a...

Updated: Mar 21, 2026 View Details

Bonuses for Cost-Cutters Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Fleischmann, Charles J. "Chuck" [R-TN-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Bonuses for Cost-Cutters Act of 2025 is a triumph of bureaucratic doublespeak and Orwellian newspeak...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Stop Secret Spending Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Moore, Barry [R-AL-1]

Another "transparency" bill, because what this country really needs is more window dressing on the Titanic of corruption that is our government. Let's get down to business. The Stop Secret Spending A...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Special District Fairness and Accessibility Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fallon, Pat [R-TX-4]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "Special District Fairness and Accessibility Act" (HR 2766) is a masterc...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

BRAVE Burma Act

Sponsor: Rep. Huizenga, Bill [R-MI-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The BRAVE Burma Act (HR 3190) - because nothing says "brave" like a bill that's been watered down to app...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Fiscal Contingency Preparedness Act

Sponsor: Rep. Cline, Ben [R-VA-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Fiscal Contingency Preparedness Act" - because what's more reassuring than a title that screams "we're preparing for di...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Stop DC CAMERA Act

Sponsor: Rep. Perry, Scott [R-PA-10]

Another masterpiece of legislative lunacy, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Stop DC CAMERA Act is a laughable ...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Shut Down Sanctuary Policies Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. McClintock, Tom [R-CA-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Shut ...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

PSA Screening for HIM Act

Sponsor: Sen. Boozman, John [R-AR]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Boozman and Booker. The "PSA Screening for HIM Act" - because what's a more compelling title than one that sounds like a bad infomercia...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Rural Obstetrics Readiness Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hassan, Margaret Wood [D-NH]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Rural Obstetrics Readiness Act (S 380) claims to improve obstetric emergency care in rural area...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Train More Nurses Act

Sponsor: Sen. Rosen, Jacky [D-NV]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. The "Train More Nurses Act" - because what America really needs is more nurses, not better healthcare policies. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** ...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

REDI Act

Sponsor: Sen. Rosen, Jacky [D-NV]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. The REDI Act: because what the country really needs is more debt-ridden doctors and dentists. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's stated purpose is t...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

High-Quality Charter Schools Act

Sponsor: Sen. Scott, Tim [R-SC]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of Senator Scott from South Carolina. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The High-...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Medication Affordability and Patent Integrity Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hassan, Margaret Wood [D-NH]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed Senators Hassan and Hawley. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Medication Affordability ...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Geriatrics Workforce Improvement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Collins, Susan M. [R-ME]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Collins and Kaine. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Geriatrics Workforce Improvement Act (GWIA) is ...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Supporting Our Seniors Act

Sponsor: Sen. Rosen, Jacky [D-NV]

Joy, another meaningless exercise in bureaucratic posturing. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Supporting Our Seniors Act" (S 2762) claims to establish a commission on lon...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

988 LGBTQ+ Youth Access Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Baldwin, Tammy [D-WI]

Another bill, another opportunity for politicians to pretend they care about something other than their own re-election and the interests of their corporate donors. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Stand Strong Falls Prevention Act

Sponsor: Sen. King, Angus S., Jr. [I-ME]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. The Stand Strong Falls Prevention Act (S 2833) - because what's more pressing than preventing old people from falling down? I mean, it's not like there are ...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Child Care Modernization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Fischer, Deb [R-NE]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Child Care Modernization Act of 2025 i...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

MIND Our Veterans Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Ricketts, Pete [R-NE]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater designed to make politicians look like they care about veterans while doing the bare minimum to address their actual problems. **Main Purpose & O...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Family Caregiving Research and Innovation Act

Sponsor: Sen. Markey, Edward J. [D-MA]

Another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The Family Caregiving Research and Innovation Act (S 3232) is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak. Behind the warm-a...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Family Vaccine Protection Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Family Vaccine Protection Act (S 3323) cl...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Pathways to Prosperity Act

Sponsor: Sen. Marshall, Roger [R-KS]

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of our esteemed lawmakers. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Pathways to Prosperity Act (S 3401) claims to establish, improv...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

School Access to Naloxone Act of 2026

Sponsor: Sen. Merkley, Jeff [D-OR]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The School Access to Naloxone Act of 2026 is a masterclass in feel-good policymaking, designed to make politician...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Women’s Heart Health Expansion Act of 2026

Sponsor: Sen. Alsobrooks, Angela D. [D-MD]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Women's Heart Health Expansion Act of ...

Updated: Mar 20, 2026 View Details

Value Over Cost Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Donalds, Byron [R-FL-19]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Value Over Cost Act of 2025" - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? **Main Purpose & Objectiv...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Smithsonian American Women’s History Museum Act

Sponsor: Rep. Malliotakis, Nicole [R-NY-11]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Smithsonian American Women's History Museum Act (HR 1329) is a feel-good bill that aims to crea...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Mining Regulatory Clarity Act

Sponsor: Rep. Amodei, Mark E. [R-NV-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Mining Regulatory Cl...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Student Veteran Benefit Restoration Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Ramirez, Delia C. [D-IL-3]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Student Veteran Benefit Restoration Act of 2025 (HR 1391) claims to restore educational benefit...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Enhanced Iran Sanctions Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Lawler, Michael [R-NY-17]

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this latest abomination, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Enhanced Iran Sanctions Act of 2025 is ...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

SAFE STEPS for Veterans Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Budzinski, Nikki [D-IL-13]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The SAFE STEPS for Veterans Act of ...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Small Cemetery Conveyance Act

Sponsor: Rep. Leger Fernandez, Teresa [D-NM-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Small Cemetery Conveyance ...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

No Tax on Home Sales Act

Sponsor: Rep. Greene, Marjorie Taylor [R-GA-14]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. The "No Tax on Home Sales Act" - because what's a few billion dollars in lost revenue when you can pander to your constituents and line the p...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Reproductive Freedom for Veterans Act

Sponsor: Rep. Brownley, Julia [D-CA-26]

[Congressional Bills 119th Congress] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] [H.R. 4876 Introduced in House (IH)] <DOC> 119th CONGRESS 1st Session H. R. 4...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Cybersecurity Hiring Modernization Act

Sponsor: Rep. Mace, Nancy [R-SC-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "Cybersecurity Hiring Modernization Act" - because what we really need is more modernized hiring practices in the federal government. I'm sure it has no...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Home School Graduation Recognition Act

Sponsor: Rep. Harris, Mark [R-NC-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who think a participation trophy is an actual achievement. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Oh, please, it's not like the...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Leasing and Infrastructure Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Smith, Jason [R-MO-8]

(sigh) Alright, let's get this over with. I'll dissect this legislative abomination and reveal the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Leasing and Infrastructure Act of 2025 (HR ...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

VA National Formulary Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Miller-Meeks, Mariannette [R-IA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put a "Department of Veterans Affairs" in charge of... well, veterans' affairs. **Mai...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

VA Research Reform Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Murphy, Gregory F. [R-NC-3]

Another bill, another exercise in bureaucratic masturbation. Let's dissect this monstrosity. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VA Research Reform Act of 2025 claims to establish a centralized resear...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

VA Contracting and Procurement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bergman, Jack [R-MI-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. Let's dissect the "VA Contracting and Procurement Act" (HR 6549) and see what's really going on here. **Diagnosis:** This bill is a classic case of "Regula...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

VISN Reform Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Bost, Mike [R-IL-12]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The VISN Reform Act of 2025 is a perfect example of how politicians can take a simple idea – improving veterans' healthcare ...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

VA TRUST Act

Sponsor: Rep. Flood, Mike [R-NE-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The VA TRUST Act - because nothing says "trust" like a bill that's about as transparent as a politician's promise. **Main P...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Accountable Leadership for Veterans Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Mace, Nancy [R-SC-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Accountable Leadership for Veterans Act of 2025 (ALV...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

POINT Act

Sponsor: Rep. Latimer, George [D-NY-16]

Joy. Another congressional bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The POINT Act (Protecting Our Integrity and...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Veterans Health Care Freedom Act

Sponsor: Sen. Blackburn, Marsha [R-TN]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as meaningful legislation. The "Veterans Health Care Freedom Act" - what a joke. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real motivatio...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

MEDAL Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another meaningless exercise in legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed Senators Cruz and Cotton. The MEDAL Act of 2025: because what our veterans really need is a fancy acronym and a pat ...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Love Lives On Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Moran, Jerry [R-KS]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Love Lives On Act of 2025" - because nothing says "love" like a bill that's been carefully crafted to sound good while ...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

DRIVE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Welch, Peter [D-VT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The DRIVE Act of 2025: a bill so noble in its intentions, yet so laughably transparent in its true motiv...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

CHAMPVA Children's Care Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Blumenthal, Richard [D-CT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The CHAMPVA Children's Care Protection Act...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Veterans Homecare Choice Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Tuberville, Tommy [R-AL]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Tuberville and Scott. The Veterans Homecare Choice Act of 2025 - because who doesn't love a good title that sounds like it was focus-gr...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Rural Veterans Transportation to Care Act

Sponsor: Sen. Ossoff, Jon [D-GA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, designed to make you feel good while accomplishing nothing. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Rural Veterans Transportation to C...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Lactation Spaces for Veteran Moms Act

Sponsor: Sen. Rosen, Jacky [D-NV]

Joy, another bill that's about as useful as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. The Lactation Spaces for Veteran Moms Act, because what our veterans really need is a quiet room to express breast milk while ...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Stop Secret Spending Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Ernst, Joni [R-IA]

Another "transparency" bill from the masters of opacity, our beloved Congress. The Stop Secret Spending Act of 2025 - how quaint. How utterly meaningless. Let's dissect this farce. This bill is an am...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

SBA Fraud Enforcement Extension Act

Sponsor: Sen. Ernst, Joni [R-IA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SBA F...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Servicewomen and Veterans Menopause Research Act

Sponsor: Sen. Murray, Patty [D-WA]

Another bill that's just a symptom of the real disease: politicians trying to look good while doing nothing meaningful. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Servicewomen and Veterans Menopause Research...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

SAVES Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Tillis, Thomas [R-NC]

(sigh) Fine, let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The SAVES Act of 2025 is a feel-good bill that pretends to care about veterans while actually serving as a vehicle for pork-barre...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Veterans Opportunity Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Banks, Jim [R-IN]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "help" our beloved veterans. How touching. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Veterans Opportunity Act of 2025 (S. 1543) aims to establish a new administra...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

ARCA Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Moran, Jerry [R-KS]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The ARCA Act of 2025 is a bill that promises to "reorganize" and "improve" the acquisition process at the Department of...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

OATH Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Blumenthal, Richard [D-CT]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The OATH Act of 2025 claims to ensure that veterans who ...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Health Records Enhancement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Welch, Peter [D-VT]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more important than tweaking the health records of deceased veterans? I mean, it's not like there are actual living people suffering ...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

CARING for Our Veterans Health Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Ricketts, Pete [R-NE]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "help" our veterans. How touching. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The CARING for Our Veterans Health Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespe...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Veterans Prosthetics Advancement and Reform Act

Sponsor: Sen. Moran, Jerry [R-KS]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans Prosthetics Advancement and Reform Act (...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Improving Access to Care for Rural Veterans Act

Sponsor: Sen. Duckworth, Tammy [D-IL]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they care about the welfare of rural veterans while actually serving their real masters – the donors and lobbyists who line thei...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

SCAM Act

Sponsor: Sen. Schmitt, Eric [R-MO]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Schmitt and his cohorts in Congress. The SCAM Act (Stop Citizenship Abuse and Misrepresentation Act) is a triumph of Orwell...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

End Veterans Overdose Act of 2026

Sponsor: Sen. Shaheen, Jeanne [D-NH]

Another bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. The "End Veterans Overdose Act of 2026" is a perfect example of legislative theater, designed to make politicians look like they...

Updated: Mar 19, 2026 View Details

Global Investment in American Jobs Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Evans, Gabe [R-CO-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "Global Investment in American Jobs Act of 2025" - a bill that's about as genuine as a politician's smile. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill is ...

Updated: Mar 18, 2026 View Details

ACCESS Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Meuser, Daniel [R-PA-9]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. The ACCESS Act of 2025 - because who doesn't love an acronym that screams "we're trying too hard"? Let me put on my su...

Updated: Mar 18, 2026 View Details

SAFE Exit Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Kelly, Robin L. [D-IL-2]

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence, masquerading as a "safety" bill. The SAFE Exit Act of 2026 - because who doesn't love an acronym that screams "we're trying too hard"? Let's di...

Updated: Mar 18, 2026 View Details

Safety is Not For Sale Act

Sponsor: Rep. Pallone, Frank [D-NJ-6]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they care about the well-being of their constituents while actually serving the interests of their corporate overlords. **Main ...

Updated: Mar 18, 2026 View Details

Veterans 2nd Amendment Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Kennedy, John [R-LA]

Another masterpiece of legislative lunacy, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this abomination and expose its true nature. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans 2...

Updated: Mar 18, 2026 View Details

Insurance Fraud Accountability Act

Sponsor: Sen. Wyden, Ron [D-OR]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Insurance Fraud Accountability Act (S ...

Updated: Mar 18, 2026 View Details

Living Donor Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cotton, Tom [R-AR]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Living Donor Protection Act of 2025 claims to promot...

Updated: Mar 18, 2026 View Details

Modern Worker Security Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kiley, Kevin [R-CA-3]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. The Modern Worker Security Act, because nothing says "security" like a bill that's about as transparent as a politician's promise. **Main Pu...

Updated: Mar 17, 2026 View Details

Federal Relocation Payment Improvement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Jack, Brian [R-GA-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Federal ...

Updated: Mar 17, 2026 View Details

HONOR Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cortez Masto, Catherine [D-NV]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The HONOR Act (because who doesn't love a good acronym?) is a bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to...

Updated: Mar 17, 2026 View Details

NASA Transition Authorization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this NASA Transition Authorization Act of 2025, shall we? **The Symptoms:** A whopping $25.5 billion appropriati...

Updated: Mar 17, 2026 View Details

AM Radio for Every Vehicle Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Bilirakis, Gus M. [R-FL-12]

Another masterpiece of legislative lunacy. The "AM Radio for Every Vehicle Act of 2025" is a shining example of how our esteemed lawmakers can take a simple idea and turn it into a bloated, bureaucrat...

Updated: Mar 16, 2026 View Details

VET Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Kiggans, Jennifer A. [R-VA-2]

[Congressional Bills 119th Congress] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] [H.R. 4105 Introduced in House (IH)] <DOC> 119th CONGRESS 1st Session H. R. 4...

Updated: Mar 16, 2026 View Details

Save Local Business Act

Sponsor: Rep. Comer, James [R-KY-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The "Save Local Business Act" - because nothing says "saving local business" like gutting labor protections and lettin...

Updated: Mar 16, 2026 View Details

Albuquerque Indian School Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Stansbury, Melanie A. [D-NM-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Albuquerque In...

Updated: Mar 16, 2026 View Details

MAP for Broadband Funding Act

Sponsor: Sen. Fischer, Deb [R-NE]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The MAP for Broadband Funding Act, a bill that promises to "modernize" the broadband funding map, but in reality, is just another exercise in bureaucratic d...

Updated: Mar 16, 2026 View Details

988 Lifeline Location Improvement Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Barrasso, John [R-WY]

(sigh) Alright, let's get this over with. We've got another bill that's supposed to "improve" something, but really just perpetuates the same old bureaucratic nonsense. **Main Purpose & Objectives** ...

Updated: Mar 16, 2026 View Details

Unauthorized Spending Accountability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Cammack, Kat [R-FL-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The "Unauthorized Spending Accountability Act" - a title that screams "we're trying to sound responsible while...

Updated: Mar 13, 2026 View Details

Hotel Fees Transparency Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Kim, Young [R-CA-40]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as consumer protection. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Hotel Fees Transparency Act of 2025 aims to "proh...

Updated: Mar 13, 2026 View Details

VA Mental Health Outreach and Engagement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Budzinski, Nikki [D-IL-13]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true nature. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VA Mental Health Outreach and Engag...

Updated: Mar 13, 2026 View Details

Kleptocracy Asset Recovery Rewards Program Act

Sponsor: Rep. Lynch, Stephen F. [D-MA-8]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the noble goal of "kleptocracy asset recovery." How quaint. The bill's main ...

Updated: Mar 13, 2026 View Details

Comprehensive NASA Reporting Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Cruz and his trusty sidekick, Ms. Duckworth. The Comprehensive NASA Reporting Act of 2025 - because what America really nee...

Updated: Mar 13, 2026 View Details

Illegitimate Court Counteraction Act

Sponsor: Rep. Roy, Chip [R-TX-21]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the United States Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true nature. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Illegitimate Court Countera...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

Department of Defense Appropriations Act, 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Calvert, Ken [R-CA-41]

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of our esteemed lawmakers. Let's dissect this bloated monstrosity, shall we? HR 4016, the Department of Defense Appropriations Act, 2026, is a $729 billion behe...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

Laken Riley Act

Sponsor: Sen. Britt, Katie Boyd [R-AL]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Laken Riley Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if its authors wanted to create a Rube Goldberg machine ...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

She DRIVES Act

Sponsor: Sen. Fischer, Deb [R-NE]

Another "groundbreaking" piece of legislation from the esteemed members of Congress. The She DRIVES Act, because what's more compelling than a bill with an acronym that sounds like a bad 90s pop song?...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

Aerial Firefighting Enhancement Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Sheehy, Tim [R-MT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought "Operation Iraqi Freedom" was a good idea. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Aerial Firefighting Enhanceme...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

ACES Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Kelly, Mark [D-AZ]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ACES Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic doubl...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

Ending Improper Payments to Deceased People Act

Sponsor: Sen. Kennedy, John [R-LA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Ending...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

HALT Fentanyl Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cassidy, Bill [R-LA]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The HALT Fentanyl Act (S 331) claims to tackle the...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

FDA Modernization Act 3.0

Sponsor: Sen. Booker, Cory A. [D-NJ]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The FDA Modernization Act 3.0 - because who needs actual modernization when you can just rebrand the same old regulator...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

PRO Veterans Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Sullivan, Dan [R-AK]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The PRO Veterans Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak, masquerading as...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

FIRM Act

Sponsor: Sen. Scott, Tim [R-SC]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The FIRM Act (Financial Integrity an...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

GENIUS Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hagerty, Bill [R-TN]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The GENIUS Act (Guiding and Establishing National Innovation for U.S. Stablecoins Act) - because who doesn't love a good acr...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

Bankruptcy Administration Improvement Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Coons, Christopher A. [D-DE]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Bankruptcy Administration...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

Enduring Justice for Victims of Trafficking Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill with a title that sounds like it was written by a Hallmark card committee. "Enduring Justice for Victims of Trafficking Act". How touching. Let's take a look under the hood...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

Eliminate Shutdowns Act

Sponsor: Sen. Johnson, Ron [R-WI]

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. The "Eliminate Shutdowns Act" - because who needs accountability when you can just automate the gravy train? Let's dissect this farce. **Diagno...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

Health Care Freedom for Patients Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Crapo, Mike [R-ID]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. The "Health Care Freedom for Patients Act of 2025" - because nothing says "freedom" like a bill that's been bought and paid for by...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

Lower Health Care Costs Act

Sponsor: Sen. Schumer, Charles E. [D-NY]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senator Schumer and his cohorts. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Lower Health Care Costs Act" (S 3385) ...

Updated: Mar 12, 2026 View Details

Fair Access to Co-ops for Veterans Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Meng, Grace [D-NY-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Fair Acc...

Updated: Mar 11, 2026 View Details

RED Tape Act

Sponsor: Rep. Joyce, John [R-PA-13]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Representative Joyce from Pennsylvania. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:...

Updated: Mar 11, 2026 View Details

Territorial Student Access to Higher Education Act

Sponsor: Del. Moylan, James C. [R-GU-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Territorial Student Access to Higher Education Act (...

Updated: Mar 11, 2026 View Details

Household Goods Shipping Consumer Protection Act

Sponsor: Sen. Fischer, Deb [R-NE]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true nature. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Household Goods Shipp...

Updated: Mar 11, 2026 View Details

Rural Hospital Cybersecurity Enhancement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hawley, Josh [R-MO]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this masterpiece, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Rural Hospital Cybersecuri...

Updated: Mar 11, 2026 View Details

SHARKED Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Wittman, Robert J. [R-VA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The SHARKED Act of 2025 - because what's more pressing than sharks? I mean, who needs healthcare reform or climate action wh...

Updated: Mar 10, 2026 View Details

Respect State Housing Laws Act

Sponsor: Rep. Loudermilk, Barry [R-GA-11]

(sigh) Oh joy, another masterpiece of legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce. The "Respect State Housing Laws Act" (HR 1078). How quaint. How utterly misleading. This bill is not about respect...

Updated: Mar 10, 2026 View Details

Ensuring Workers Get PAID Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Grothman, Glenn [R-WI-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Ensuring...

Updated: Mar 10, 2026 View Details

SAVES Act

Sponsor: Rep. Luttrell, Morgan [R-TX-8]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they care about something other than lining their own pockets and getting re-elected. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose &...

Updated: Mar 10, 2026 View Details

Keep Violent Criminals Off Our Streets Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stefanik, Elise M. [R-NY-21]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** (chuckles) The title says it all - "Keep Violent Cri...

Updated: Mar 10, 2026 View Details

Keeping Violent Offenders Off Our Streets Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzgerald, Scott [R-WI-5]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** (chuckles) "Keeping Violent Of...

Updated: Mar 10, 2026 View Details

Merger Process Review Act

Sponsor: Rep. Williams, Roger [R-TX-25]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Merger Process Review Act (H...

Updated: Mar 10, 2026 View Details

Enhancing Bank Resolution Participation Act

Sponsor: Rep. Huizenga, Bill [R-MI-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Enhancing Bank Resolution Participation Act (HR 6555) is a clev...

Updated: Mar 10, 2026 View Details

Community Bank Representation Act

Sponsor: Rep. De La Cruz, Monica [R-TX-15]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Community Bank Representation Act (HR 6554) claims to promote community banking inte...

Updated: Mar 10, 2026 View Details

TIER Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Barr, Andy [R-KY-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The TIER ...

Updated: Mar 10, 2026 View Details

Bank-Fintech Partnership Enhancement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Barr, Andy [R-KY-6]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Bank-Fintech Partnership Enhancement Act ...

Updated: Mar 10, 2026 View Details

New BANK Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Loudermilk, Barry [R-GA-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The New BANK Act of 2025 is a bi...

Updated: Mar 10, 2026 View Details

Taiwan Allies Fund Act

Sponsor: Sen. Van Hollen, Chris [D-MD]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Taiwan Allies Fund Act (S 1216) claims to support Ta...

Updated: Mar 10, 2026 View Details

PARTNER with ASEAN, CERN, and PIF Act

Sponsor: Sen. Risch, James E. [R-ID]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The PARTNER with A...

Updated: Mar 10, 2026 View Details

CLEAR Path Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what this country really needs is more self-serving legislation masquerading as reform. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The CLEAR Path Act (...

Updated: Mar 10, 2026 View Details

FENCES Act

Sponsor: Rep. Pfluger, August [R-TX-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Mr. Pfluger. The FENCES Act, a bill so cleverly crafted to sound like it's about cleaning up the air, but in reality, it's just ano...

Updated: Mar 9, 2026 View Details

FIRE Act

Sponsor: Rep. Evans, Gabe [R-CO-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Mr. Evans from Colorado. The FIRE Act, a bill so cleverly crafted to make you think it's about mitigating wildfire risk, when in re...

Updated: Mar 9, 2026 View Details

Protecting Local Zoos Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Gosar, Paul A. [R-AZ-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Prote...

Updated: Mar 9, 2026 View Details

End Sanctuary Cities Act of 2026

Sponsor: Sen. Graham, Lindsey [R-SC]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this abomination, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The End Sanctuary Cities Act of 2026 is a masterclass in...

Updated: Mar 9, 2026 View Details

GEO Act

Sponsor: Rep. Maloy, Celeste [R-UT-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Representative Maloy and her cohorts in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The GEO Act (...

Updated: Mar 7, 2026 View Details

Geothermal Cost-Recovery Authority Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Ocasio-Cortez, Alexandria [D-NY-14]

Another masterclass in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Representative Ocasio-Cortez and her cohorts. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Geothermal Co...

Updated: Mar 7, 2026 View Details

STEAM Act

Sponsor: Rep. Lee, Susie [D-NV-3]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to demonstrate their boundless ignorance and corruption. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The STEAM...

Updated: Mar 7, 2026 View Details

Protecting Privacy in Purchases Act

Sponsor: Rep. Moore, Riley [R-WV-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put a " warning label" on a box of cigarettes. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Pro...

Updated: Mar 7, 2026 View Details

Securities Research Modernization Act

Sponsor: Rep. Williams, Roger [R-TX-25]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Securities Res...

Updated: Mar 7, 2026 View Details

Florida Safe Seas Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Webster, Daniel [R-FL-11]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Florida Safe Seas Act of 2...

Updated: Mar 7, 2026 View Details

Geothermal Royalty Reform Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kennedy, Mike [R-UT-3]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as exciting as a lecture on crop rotation. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Geothermal Royalty Refor...

Updated: Mar 7, 2026 View Details

Geothermal Gold Book Development Act

Sponsor: Rep. Ansari, Yassamin [D-AZ-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed Representatives Ansari and Huffman. The Geothermal Gold Book Development Act - because what this country really needed was an...

Updated: Mar 7, 2026 View Details

REVIEW Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Timmons, William R. [R-SC-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The REVIEW Act of 2025 - because what this country really needed was another acronym to add to the alphabet soup of re...

Updated: Mar 7, 2026 View Details

American FIRST Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Loudermilk, Barry [R-GA-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The American FIRST Act of 2025 is a laugha...

Updated: Mar 7, 2026 View Details

INCREASE Housing Affordability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Sherrill, Mikie [D-NJ-11]

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence masquerading as policy. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The INCREASE Housing Affordability Act (HR 537)...

Updated: Mar 6, 2026 View Details

Critical Mineral Consistency Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Ciscomani, Juan [R-AZ-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Critical Mineral Consistency Act of 2025 (HR 755)...

Updated: Mar 6, 2026 View Details

Modern Worker Empowerment Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kiley, Kevin [R-CA-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Modern Worker Empowerment Act" - because nothing says empowerment like a 30-page bill written in le...

Updated: Mar 6, 2026 View Details

Flexibility for Workers Education Act

Sponsor: Rep. Hinson, Ashley [R-IA-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The "Flexibility for Workers Education Act" - because what workers really need is more flexibility to attend l...

Updated: Mar 6, 2026 View Details

Balance the Scales Act

Sponsor: Rep. Rulli, Michael A. [R-OH-6]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more entertaining than watching them pretend to care about the well-being of employees and their dependents? Let's dissect this farce...

Updated: Mar 6, 2026 View Details

Enhancing Detection of Human Trafficking Act

Sponsor: Rep. Walberg, Tim [R-MI-5]

Another bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let me dissect this farce for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Enhancing Detection of Human Trafficking Act (HR 4307) cl...

Updated: Mar 6, 2026 View Details

SCORE Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bilirakis, Gus M. [R-FL-12]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce and reveal the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SCORE Act claims to ...

Updated: Mar 6, 2026 View Details

SBA Fraud Enforcement Extension Act

Sponsor: Rep. Downing, Troy [R-MT-2]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and get to the root of the disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SBA Fraud Enforcement...

Updated: Mar 6, 2026 View Details

INFORM Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Rivas, Luz M. [D-CA-29]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "fix" the immigration system with a Band-Aid and a pat on the back. Let me dissect this farce for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The INFORM Act of 202...

Updated: Mar 6, 2026 View Details

Put America on Commission Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Williams, Roger [R-TX-25]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this abomination, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Put America on Commission...

Updated: Mar 6, 2026 View Details

Domestic ORE Act

Sponsor: Rep. Hageman, Harriet M. [R-WY-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Ms. Hageman. The Domestic ORE Act, a bill so innocuous-sounding it's almost as if they're trying to put us all to sleep with its so...

Updated: Mar 6, 2026 View Details

Tribal Trust Land Homeownership Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Thune, John [R-SD]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this "Tribal Trust Land Homeownership Act of 2025" and see what's really going on here. *...

Updated: Mar 6, 2026 View Details

To amend the Act of August 9, 1955 (commonly known as the “Long-Term Leasing Act”), to authorize leases of up to 99 years for land in the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe Reservation and land held in trust for the Wampanoag Tribe of Gay Head (Aquinnah), and for other purposes

Sponsor: Rep. Keating, William R. [D-MA-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, carefully crafted to make the ignorant masses believe their elected officials are actually doing something useful. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Ma...

Updated: Mar 6, 2026 View Details

Merchant Banking Modernization Act

Sponsor: Rep. Williams, Roger [R-TX-25]

Another masterpiece of legislative legerdemain from the esteemed members of Congress. The Merchant Banking Modernization Act, a title that screams "we're trying to sound smart but have no idea what we...

Updated: Mar 6, 2026 View Details

Veterans Claims Quality Improvement Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Luttrell, Morgan [R-TX-8]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans Claims Quality Improve...

Updated: Mar 5, 2026 View Details

BARCODE Efficiency Act

Sponsor: Rep. Schneider, Bradley Scott [D-IL-10]

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence. The BARCODE Efficiency Act, because what's more efficient than slapping a barcode on a piece of paper and calling it innovation? **Main Purpos...

Updated: Mar 5, 2026 View Details

Small Business Lending Fraud Prevention Act

Sponsor: Rep. Meuser, Daniel [R-PA-9]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who have once again managed to craft a bill that's as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Small Bu...

Updated: Mar 5, 2026 View Details

MAIN Event Ticketing Act

Sponsor: Sen. Blackburn, Marsha [R-TN]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The MAIN Event Ticketing Act (S 196) - a bill so cleverly crafted, it's almost as if they want you to believe ...

Updated: Mar 5, 2026 View Details

National STEM Week Act

Sponsor: Sen. Ernst, Joni [R-IA]

Joy, another bill that's going to "fix" the country's problems with a healthy dose of bureaucratic nonsense and empty promises. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose ...

Updated: Mar 4, 2026 View Details

Information Quality Assurance Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. McClain, Lisa C. [R-MI-9]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Information Quality Assurance Act of 2025" - because what we really need is more assurance that our government age...

Updated: Feb 28, 2026 View Details

Working Families Flexibility Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Miller, Mary E. [R-IL-15]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Working Families Flexibility Act of 2025" - a title that reeks of focus-grouped insincerity. Let's dissect this ...

Updated: Feb 27, 2026 View Details

Clergy Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fong, Vince [R-CA-20]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Clergy Act (HR 227) claims to al...

Updated: Feb 27, 2026 View Details

Secure Space Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Pallone, Frank [D-NJ-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Secure Space Act of 2025" – because what's more secure than a bill with a title that sounds like it was written by a mi...

Updated: Feb 27, 2026 View Details

Abraham Accords Defense Against Terror Act

Sponsor: Rep. Lawler, Michael [R-NY-17]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought invading Iraq was a good idea. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Abraham Accords Defense Against Terror Ac...

Updated: Feb 27, 2026 View Details

ePermit Act

Sponsor: Rep. Johnson, Dusty [R-SD-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The ePermit Act, because what the environment really needs is more digital bureaucracy. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill aims to "improve" environm...

Updated: Feb 27, 2026 View Details

Baby Changing on Board Act

Sponsor: Sen. Welch, Peter [D-VT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The "Baby Changing on Board Act" - because what's more pressing than ensuring that Amtrak trains have baby cha...

Updated: Feb 27, 2026 View Details

Fruit Heights Land Conveyance Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Moore, Blake D. [R-UT-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative legerdemain, crafted by the finest minds in Congress (or so they think). Let's dissect this... thing. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Fruit Heights Land Conveyan...

Updated: Feb 27, 2026 View Details

Syria Sanctions Accountability Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Lawler, Michael [R-NY-17]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Syria Sanctions Accountability A...

Updated: Feb 27, 2026 View Details

Ensuring Children Receive Support Act

Sponsor: Rep. Van Duyne, Beth [R-TX-24]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Ensuring Children Receive Suppor...

Updated: Feb 27, 2026 View Details

Equal Representation Act

Sponsor: Rep. Edwards, Chuck [R-NC-11]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Equal Representation Act" (HR 151) clai...

Updated: Feb 26, 2026 View Details

Agent Orange Relief Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Tlaib, Rashida [D-MI-12]

(sigh) Fine, let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Agent Orange Relief Act of 2025 is a classic case of "too little, too late." The main purpose of this bill is to provide assi...

Updated: Feb 26, 2026 View Details

Improving SCRA Benefit Utilization Act

Sponsor: Rep. McClain Delaney, April [D-MD-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Improving SCRA Benefit Utilization Act" (HR 3159) c...

Updated: Feb 26, 2026 View Details

Medal of Sacrifice Act

Sponsor: Rep. Mast, Brian J. [R-FL-21]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as meaningful legislation. The Medal of Sacrifice Act (HR 3497) is a masterclass in feel-good politics, designed to make politicians lo...

Updated: Feb 26, 2026 View Details

SUSHI Act

Sponsor: Rep. Babin, Brian [R-TX-36]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The SUSHI Act - because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Diagnosis:** A ...

Updated: Feb 26, 2026 View Details

Skills-Based Federal Contracting Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Mace, Nancy [R-SC-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Skills-Based Federal Contracting Act of 2025" - because who needs education when you can just wing it? Let's dissect t...

Updated: Feb 26, 2026 View Details

Child Care for Every Community Act

Sponsor: Sherrill, Mikie

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Child Care for Every ...

Updated: Feb 26, 2026 View Details

STEWARD Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Capito, Shelley Moore [R-WV]

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of our esteemed lawmakers. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The STEWARD Act of 2025 (because who doesn't love a good acro...

Updated: Feb 26, 2026 View Details

Know Before You Drive Act

Sponsor: Rep. Schrier, Kim [D-WA-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Congress. The "Know Before You Drive Act" - because, apparently, Americans need to be told what they're buying when it comes to partially automa...

Updated: Feb 26, 2026 View Details

Warriors to Workforce Act

Sponsor: Rep. Van Orden, Derrick [R-WI-3]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "help" our brave veterans by throwing more money at them. How touching. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Warriors to Workforce Act (HR 982) claims to inc...

Updated: Feb 25, 2026 View Details

Protecting Domestic Mining Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Shreve, Jefferson [R-IN-6]

Joy. Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Protecting Domestic Mining ...

Updated: Feb 25, 2026 View Details

Finding ORE Act

Sponsor: Rep. Wittman, Robert J. [R-VA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the Finding ORE Act (HR 2969). Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real motivations behind it. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The bill's s...

Updated: Feb 25, 2026 View Details

RESCUE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Barr, Andy [R-KY-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The RESCUE Act of 2025 - because what's more "rescuing" than allowing corporations to pillage our natural resources with eve...

Updated: Feb 25, 2026 View Details

CRUISE Act

Sponsor: Rep. Barrett, Tom [R-MI-7]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The CRUISE Act (because who doesn't love a good acronym?...

Updated: Feb 25, 2026 View Details

Affordable Housing Guarantee Act

Sponsor: Rep. Miller-Meeks, Mariannette [R-IA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Congresswoman Miller-Meeks. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Afforda...

Updated: Feb 25, 2026 View Details

To amend title 38, United States Code, to require the Secretary of Veterans Affairs to submit to Congress a quarterly report on housing loans insured, guaranteed, or under laws administered by the Secretary, and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Rep. Whitesides, George [D-CA-27]

Another bill, another exercise in bureaucratic busywork designed to make politicians look like they're doing something while actually accomplishing nothing. Let's dissect this legislative abomination....

Updated: Feb 25, 2026 View Details

SAVE Act

Sponsor: Rep. Roy, Chip [R-TX-21]

(sigh) Fine, let's dissect this latest exercise in legislative theater. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SAVE Act (HR 22) claims to "safeguard American voter eligibility" by requiring proof of Unit...

Updated: Feb 24, 2026 View Details

FAIR Act

Sponsor: Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The FAIR Act, or "Federal Adjustment of Income Rates Act," because who doesn't love a good acronym? This bill is a shining e...

Updated: Feb 24, 2026 View Details

Credit Union Board Modernization Act

Sponsor: Rep. Vargas, Juan [D-CA-52]

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater"! Today's feature presentation is the Credit Union Board Modernization Act, a bill so electrifying it'll put you right to sleep. **Main Purpose & O...

Updated: Feb 24, 2026 View Details

Facilitating DIGITAL Applications Act

Sponsor: Rep. Miller-Meeks, Mariannette [R-IA-1]

The Facilitating DIGITAL Applications Act, because what this country really needs is more acronyms and bureaucratic doublespeak. Let's dissect this legislative abomination. **Main Purpose & Objective...

Updated: Feb 24, 2026 View Details

University of Utah Research Park Act

Sponsor: Rep. Moore, Blake D. [R-UT-1]

Another case of legislative lunacy. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The University of Utah Research Park Act (HR 2876) is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak....

Updated: Feb 24, 2026 View Details

Climate Health Emergency Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Dexter, Maxine [D-OR-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Climate Health Emergency Act of 2025 is a perfect example of how politicians can take a real issue like climate change a...

Updated: Feb 24, 2026 View Details

PIPES Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Graves, Sam [R-MO-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The PIPES Act of 2025 is a 32-section behemoth that promises to "provide enhanced safety in pipeline transportation." How qu...

Updated: Feb 24, 2026 View Details

SAFE BOTs Act

Sponsor: Rep. Houchin, Erin [R-IN-9]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the esteemed members of Congress. The SAFE BOTs Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if they wanted to create a new industry for compliance l...

Updated: Feb 24, 2026 View Details

ARTIST Act

Sponsor: Sen. Sullivan, Dan [R-AK]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and get to the real diagnosis. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ARTIST Act (Alaska's Right to Iv...

Updated: Feb 24, 2026 View Details

BUST FENTANYL Act

Sponsor: Sen. Risch, James E. [R-ID]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as a genuine attempt to address the fentanyl crisis. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The BUST FENTANYL Act is...

Updated: Feb 24, 2026 View Details

REPAIR Act

Sponsor: Rep. Dunn, Neal P. [R-FL-2]

Another bill, another opportunity for politicians to pretend they're doing something useful while actually serving their corporate masters. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The...

Updated: Feb 23, 2026 View Details

SMK Act of 2025

Sponsor: Dunn, Neal P.

Another bill, another farce. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SMK Act of 2025 claims to "protect minors from harms associated with ephemeral messaging features and unsolici...

Updated: Feb 23, 2026 View Details

Safer GAMING Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kean, Thomas H. [R-NJ-7]

Another bill that's about as useful as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Safer GAMING Act (HR 6265) claims to aim at protecting minors...

Updated: Feb 23, 2026 View Details

Parents Over Platforms Act

Sponsor: Rep. Auchincloss, Jake [D-MA-4]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. The "Parents Over Platforms Act" (HR 6333) - because what's more effective at protecting minors than a bunch of bureaucrats and corporate shills trying to r...

Updated: Feb 23, 2026 View Details

Gold Star Family Education Parity Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kennedy, Timothy M. [D-NY-26]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Gold Star Family Education Parity Act (HR 2720) - a title that reeks of sentimental pandering and calculat...

Updated: Feb 21, 2026 View Details

ASCEND Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Diagnosis:** The "Accessing Satellite Capabilities to Enable New Discoveries Act" (AS...

Updated: Feb 21, 2026 View Details

Mexico Security Assistance Accountability Act

Sponsor: Sen. McCormick, David [R-PA]

(sigh) Oh, joy. Another bill that's going to "save the world" from the evil cartels and corruption in Mexico. How quaint. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Mexico Security Assistance Accountability ...

Updated: Feb 21, 2026 View Details

SOAR Act Improvements Act

Sponsor: Rep. Foxx, Virginia [R-NC-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. The SOAR Act Improvements Act (HR 5181) is a perfect example of how politicians can take a mediocre id...

Updated: Feb 20, 2026 View Details

REUSE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Merkley, Jeff [D-OR]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The REUSE Act of 2025: because what America really needs is another report on reuse and refill systems. **Main Purpose & Ob...

Updated: Feb 20, 2026 View Details

EBSA Investigations Transparency Act

Sponsor: Rep. McClain, Lisa C. [R-MI-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The EBSA Investigations Transpar...

Updated: Feb 19, 2026 View Details

Federal Mechanical Insulation Act

Sponsor: Rep. Weber, Randy K. Sr. [R-TX-14]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Federal Mechanical Insulation Act (FMI...

Updated: Feb 19, 2026 View Details

Energy Choice Act

Sponsor: Rep. Langworthy, Nicholas A. [R-NY-23]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the Energy Choice Act (HR 3699). Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's stated...

Updated: Feb 19, 2026 View Details

Failing Bank Acquisition Fairness Act

Sponsor: Rep. Lynch, Stephen F. [D-MA-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Failing Ban...

Updated: Feb 19, 2026 View Details

Preserving Integrity in Immigration Benefits Act

Sponsor: Rep. Finstad, Brad [R-MN-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Preserving Integrity in Immigration Benefits Act" (...

Updated: Feb 19, 2026 View Details

No New Burma Funds Act

Sponsor: Rep. Williams, Nikema [D-GA-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The No New Burma F...

Updated: Feb 19, 2026 View Details

Standard FEES Act

Sponsor: Rep. Palmer, Gary J. [R-AL-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Reps. Palmer and Ryan. The Standard FEES Act - because what America really needs is more fees to expedite the already-glacial pace of bureaucrat...

Updated: Feb 18, 2026 View Details

Digital Coast Reauthorization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Min, Dave [D-CA-47]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Digital Coast Reauthorizatio...

Updated: Feb 18, 2026 View Details

Reliable Federal Infrastructure Act

Sponsor: Rep. Langworthy, Nicholas A. [R-NY-23]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The "Reliable Federal Infrastructure Act" - a title that's about as genuine as a politician's promise to serve...

Updated: Feb 18, 2026 View Details

No FED in West Texas Act

Sponsor: Rep. Arrington, Jodey C. [R-TX-19]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "No FE...

Updated: Feb 17, 2026 View Details

Federal Broadband Deployment Tracking Act

Sponsor: Rep. Pfluger, August [R-TX-11]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. The Federal Broadband Deployment Tracking Act, a bill so thrilling it'll put you right to sleep. Let's dissect this monstrosity and see what ...

Updated: Feb 17, 2026 View Details

Agricultural Risk Review Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Lucas, Frank D. [R-OK-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Agricultural Risk Review Act of 2025 is a cleverly c...

Updated: Feb 17, 2026 View Details

EQUALS Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Gill, Brandon [R-TX-26]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The EQUALS Act of 2025 - because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this legislative abominat...

Updated: Feb 17, 2026 View Details

Protecting Global Fisheries Act of 2026

Sponsor: Sen. Kaine, Tim [D-VA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Protecting Global Fisheries Act of 202...

Updated: Feb 17, 2026 View Details

Finding ORE Act

Sponsor: Sen. Coons, Christopher A. [D-DE]

Another masterpiece of congressional doublespeak, masquerading as a benevolent effort to "secure" the nation's critical mineral supply chains. How quaint. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Finding O...

Updated: Feb 17, 2026 View Details

Affordable Housing Bond Enhancement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cortez Masto, Catherine [D-NV]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Affordable Housing Bond Enhancement Act, a bill so brazenly titled it's almost as if they're daring us to ...

Updated: Feb 17, 2026 View Details

SAT Streamlining Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The SAT Streamlining Act, a bill that promises to "expedite processing" of satellite and space licenses, while...

Updated: Feb 17, 2026 View Details

Undersea Cable Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Carter, Earl L. "Buddy" [R-GA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative legerdemain, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Undersea Cable Protection Act of 2025 - a bill so brazenly self-serving, it's a wonder they didn't jus...

Updated: Feb 14, 2026 View Details

Reorganizing Government Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Comer, James [R-KY-1]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what this country really needs is more bureaucratic reorganization. Let's get down to business and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Obje...

Updated: Feb 14, 2026 View Details

LASSO Act

Sponsor: Rep. Gosar, Paul A. [R-AZ-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Mr. Gosar. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The LASSO Act claims to depo...

Updated: Feb 13, 2026 View Details

A resolution supporting the observation of National Trafficking and Modern Slavery Prevention Month during the period beginning on January 1, 2025, and ending on February 1, 2025, to raise awareness of, and opposition to, human trafficking and modern slavery.

Sponsor: Sen. Grassley, Chuck [R-IA]

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, designed to make them feel good about themselves while accomplishing nothing. SRES 39 is a prime example of legislative theater, a...

Updated: Feb 13, 2026 View Details

PROTECT Taiwan Act

Sponsor: Rep. Lucas, Frank D. [R-OK-3]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. The PROTECT Taiwan Act, or HR 1531, is a masterclass in legislative theater, designed to make it look like Congress is...

Updated: Feb 13, 2026 View Details

$2.50 for America’s 250th Act

Sponsor: Rep. Aderholt, Robert B. [R-AL-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true purpose. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The $2.50 for America's 250th Act is a...

Updated: Feb 13, 2026 View Details

Crystal Reservoir Conveyance Act

Sponsor: Rep. Hurd, Jeff [R-CO-3]

Another congressional masterpiece, crafted with all the finesse of a drunk teenager playing Jenga. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Crystal Reservoir Conveyance A...

Updated: Feb 13, 2026 View Details

Motor Vehicle Modernization Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Guthrie, Brett [R-KY-2]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Motor Vehicle Modernization Act of 2026 (HR 7389) claims to "modernize" the motor vehicle safet...

Updated: Feb 13, 2026 View Details

Drone Espionage Act

Sponsor: Sen. Moody, Ashley [R-FL]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Drone Espionage Act (S 1809) cla...

Updated: Feb 13, 2026 View Details

ORBITS Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The ORBITS Act of 2025: a bill so convoluted, it's a wonder anyone can decipher its true intentions. Let...

Updated: Feb 13, 2026 View Details

USMMA Athletics Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Wicker, Roger F. [R-MS]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. The USMMA Athletics Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak and legislative sleight-of-hand. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The stated pur...

Updated: Feb 13, 2026 View Details

No Tax Dollars for Terrorists Act

Sponsor: Rep. Burchett, Tim [R-TN-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The "No Tax Dollars for Terrorists Act" - because who doesn't love a good title that screams "We're doing something about...

Updated: Feb 12, 2026 View Details

Access to Reproductive Care for Servicemembers Act

Sponsor: Rep. Sherrill, Mikie [D-NJ-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Access to Reproductive Care for ...

Updated: Feb 12, 2026 View Details

JUDGES Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Issa, Darrell [R-CA-48]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the esteemed members of Congress. The JUDGES Act of 2025, because what's more pressing than creating more judgeships? I mean, it's not like there are actual...

Updated: Feb 12, 2026 View Details

PROTECT Firefighters Act

Sponsor: Rep. Sherrill, Mikie [D-NJ-11]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. The PROTECT Firefighters Act, a bill so noble in its intentions, yet so riddled with bureaucrati...

Updated: Feb 12, 2026 View Details

AGOA Extension Act

Sponsor: Rep. Smith, Jason [R-MO-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The AGOA Extension Act (HR 6500) is a desperate attem...

Updated: Feb 12, 2026 View Details

Railroad Safety and Accountability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Sykes, Emilia Strong [D-OH-13]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Railroad Safety and Accountabilit...

Updated: Feb 12, 2026 View Details

Breaking the Gridlock Act

Sponsor: Rep. McGovern, James P. [D-MA-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. The "Breaking the Gridlock Act" - how quaint. How utterly, mind-numbingly predictable. **Main Purpose...

Updated: Feb 12, 2026 View Details

Saving Our Veterans Lives Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. King, Angus S., Jr. [I-ME]

The "Saving Our Veterans Lives Act of 2025". How quaint. How utterly, mind-numbingly predictable. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The bill's stated purpose is to provide veterans with secure storage d...

Updated: Feb 11, 2026 View Details

TERRA Act

Sponsor: Rep. Randall, Emily [D-WA-6]

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of our esteemed lawmakers. The TERRA Act, a bill so overflowing with bureaucratic jargon, it's a wonder anyone can decipher its true intentions. Let's cut throu...

Updated: Feb 11, 2026 View Details

Clean and Managed Public Spaces Act

Sponsor: Rep. Timmons, William R. [R-SC-4]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. The "Clean and Managed Public Spaces Act" - because who doesn't love a good Orwellian title? Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purp...

Updated: Feb 11, 2026 View Details

NDO Fairness Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzgerald, Scott [R-WI-5]

(sigh) Oh joy, another "fairness" act from the esteemed members of Congress. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this piece of legislative theater. HR 6048, or the "NDO Fairness Act," is a m...

Updated: Feb 11, 2026 View Details

SAFE KIDS Act

Sponsor: Rep. Moore, Blake D. [R-UT-1]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the SAFE KIDS Act (HR 7040). Let's dissect this farce and expose the real motivations behind it. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill ...

Updated: Feb 11, 2026 View Details

PORCUPINE Act

Sponsor: Sen. Ricketts, Pete [R-NE]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The PORCUPINE Act (Providing Our Regional Companions Upgraded Protection in Nefarious Environments Act) ...

Updated: Feb 11, 2026 View Details

PLAN for Broadband Act

Sponsor: Sen. Wicker, Roger F. [R-MS]

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence, masquerading as a solution to the "digital divide." The PLAN for Broadband Act (S 323) is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak, designed t...

Updated: Feb 11, 2026 View Details

Kids Off Social Media Act

Sponsor: Sen. Schatz, Brian [D-HI]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Kids Off Social Media Act" (KOS...

Updated: Feb 10, 2026 View Details

Prove It Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Finstad, Brad [R-MN-1]

Another bill that's about as transparent as a politician's promise. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Prove It Act of 2025" claims to promote transparency in feder...

Updated: Feb 10, 2026 View Details

Due Process Continuity of Care Act

Sponsor: Rep. Turner, Sylvester [D-TX-18]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Due Process Co...

Updated: Feb 10, 2026 View Details

Rural and Municipal Utility Cybersecurity Act

Sponsor: Rep. Miller-Meeks, Mariannette [R-IA-1]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Rural and Municipal Utility Cybersecurity Act (HR 7266) claims to aim at protecting rural and m...

Updated: Feb 10, 2026 View Details

Every Drop Counts Act

Sponsor: Rep. Costa, Jim [D-CA-21]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Every Drop Counts Act" - because who doesn't love a good cliché? Let's dissect this farce and expos...

Updated: Feb 10, 2026 View Details

Bankruptcy Administration Improvement Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Coons, Christopher A. [D-DE]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real motivations behind the "Bankruptcy Administration Improveme...

Updated: Feb 9, 2026 View Details

Small Business Child Care Investment Act

Sponsor: Sen. Rosen, Jacky [D-NV]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Small Business Child Care Invest...

Updated: Feb 6, 2026 View Details

Justice for ALS Veterans Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater designed to make politicians look good while doing nothing meaningful. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Justice for A...

Updated: Feb 6, 2026 View Details

Tribal Labor Sovereignty Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Moolenaar, John R. [R-MI-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Tribal Labor Sovereignty Act...

Updated: Feb 6, 2026 View Details

FIRM Act

Sponsor: Rep. Barr, Andy [R-KY-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The FIRM Act, a bill that reeks of desperation and special interest pandering. **Main Purpose & Objectives** ...

Updated: Feb 6, 2026 View Details

Modernizing Government Technology Reform Act

Sponsor: Rep. Mace, Nancy [R-SC-1]

Another masterclass in legislative doublespeak, courtesy of the Modernizing Government Technology Reform Act (HR 2985). Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Diagnosis:** This bill is a classic case o...

Updated: Feb 6, 2026 View Details

TAILOR Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Loudermilk, Barry [R-GA-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The TAILOR Act of 2025 claims ...

Updated: Feb 6, 2026 View Details

FIT Procurement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Burlison, Eric [R-MO-7]

Another bill, another opportunity for Congress to pretend they're doing something useful while actually just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The FIT Procure...

Updated: Feb 6, 2026 View Details

American Access to Banking Act

Sponsor: Rep. Waters, Maxine [D-CA-43]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The American...

Updated: Feb 6, 2026 View Details

Marine Fisheries Habitat Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Ezell, Mike [R-MS-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative doublespeak, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this abomination and expose its true nature. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Marine Fish...

Updated: Feb 6, 2026 View Details

Federal Workforce Early Separation Incentives Act

Sponsor: Rep. Langworthy, Nicholas A. [R-NY-23]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Federal Workfo...

Updated: Feb 6, 2026 View Details

VETS Opportunity Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Ciscomani, Juan [R-AZ-6]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The VETS Opportunity Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak, designed to make it seem like our esteemed lawma...

Updated: Feb 5, 2026 View Details

Disaster Mitigation and Tax Parity Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. LaMalfa, Doug [R-CA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Disaster Mitigation and Ta...

Updated: Feb 5, 2026 View Details

Unlocking our Domestic LNG Potential Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Pfluger, August [R-TX-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought "trickle-down economics" was a thing. Let's dissect this abomination, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives...

Updated: Feb 5, 2026 View Details

Ernest Peltz Accrued Veterans Benefits Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stefanik, Elise M. [R-NY-21]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Ernest Peltz Accrued Veterans B...

Updated: Feb 5, 2026 View Details

Wildlife Confiscations Network Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Garbarino, Andrew R. [R-NY-2]

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence, masquerading as a noble endeavor to save the wildlife. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Wildlife Confiscations Net...

Updated: Feb 5, 2026 View Details

Hospital Inpatient Services Modernization Act

Sponsor: Rep. Buchanan, Vern [R-FL-16]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Hospital Inpatient Services Modernization...

Updated: Feb 5, 2026 View Details

Joe Fiandra Access to Home Infusion Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to demonstrate their unwavering commitment to the art of doing absolutely nothing while pretending to care. **Main Purpose & Objectives:**...

Updated: Feb 5, 2026 View Details

AI for Main Street Act

Sponsor: Rep. Alford, Mark [R-MO-4]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The AI for Main Street A...

Updated: Feb 5, 2026 View Details

Taxpayer Due Process Enhancement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Moran, Nathaniel [R-TX-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Taxpayer Due Process Enhancement Act (...

Updated: Feb 5, 2026 View Details

Haiti Economic Lift Program Extension Act

Sponsor: Rep. Murphy, Gregory F. [R-NC-3]

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Haiti Economic Lift Program Extension Act (HR 6504) ...

Updated: Feb 5, 2026 View Details

Southcentral Foundation Land Transfer Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Murkowski, Lisa [R-AK]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, folks! The Southcentral Foundation Land Transfer Act of 2025 is a shining example of how our esteemed lawmakers can take a simple land transfer and turn it ...

Updated: Feb 5, 2026 View Details

Critical Minerals Partnership Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Shaheen, Jeanne [D-NH]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what this country really needs is more legislation that sounds good but does nothing. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Critical Minerals ...

Updated: Feb 5, 2026 View Details

Department of Defense Appropriations Act, 2026

Sponsor: Sen. McConnell, Mitch [R-KY]

Another exercise in fiscal fantasy from our esteemed lawmakers. Let's dissect this bloated monstrosity, shall we? **Total Funding Amounts and Budget Allocations** The grand total for this appropriat...

Updated: Feb 5, 2026 View Details

To amend title 36, United States Code, to move the place of incorporation and domicile of the National Woman's Relief Corps to Illinois, to move the principal office of such Corps to Murphysboro, Illinois, and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Rep. Bost, Mike [R-IL-12]

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater" brought to you by the esteemed members of the 119th Congress. Today's feature presentation is HR 988, a bill that will undoubtedly change the cours...

Updated: Feb 5, 2026 View Details

Lake Winnibigoshish Land Exchange Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Stauber, Pete [R-MN-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Lake Winnibigoshish Land Exchange Act of 2025 is a shining example of how politicians can take a simple concept and turn...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Wounded Knee Massacre Memorial and Sacred Site Act

Sponsor: Rep. Johnson, Dusty [R-SD-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Wounded ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

HUD Transparency Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. De La Cruz, Monica [R-TX-15]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The HUD Transparency Act of 2025 - because what's more transparent than a bill that claims to promote tr...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Grizzly Bear State Management Act

Sponsor: Rep. Hageman, Harriet M. [R-WY-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put a "Mission Accomplished" banner on an aircraft carrier. Let's dissect this farce,...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Promoting Resilient Buildings Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Edwards, Chuck [R-NC-11]

Another exercise in legislative theater, where politicians pretend to care about the well-being of their constituents while actually serving the interests of their corporate donors and special interes...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

American Music Tourism Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Blackburn, Marsha [R-TN]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The American Music Tourism Act of 2025 - because what this country really needs is more bureaucratic med...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

North Pacific Research Board Enhancement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Sullivan, Dan [R-AK]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The North Pa...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Veterans Law Judge Experience Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Brownley, Julia [D-CA-26]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because clearly, they have nothing better to do than create more bureaucratic red tape and pretend to care about veterans. **Main Purpose & Objecti...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

FREE Act

Sponsor: Rep. Maloy, Celeste [R-UT-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The FREE Act, because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this farce. **Diagnosis:** Regulatory Capture with symptoms of Bureaucratic Inertia an...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Interstate Transport Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Budd, Ted [R-NC]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. Let me just put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Interstate Transport Act of 2025 ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Mail Traffic Deaths Reporting Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in bureaucratic masochism. Let's dissect this trainwreck of a bill. The Mail Traffic Deaths Reporting Act of 2025 (HR 758) is a masterclass in regulatory theater. On t...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Disaster Management Costs Modernization Act

Sponsor: Rep. Neguse, Joe [D-CO-2]

(sigh) Fine, let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives** Oh boy, where do I even start? The Disaster Management Costs Modernization Act (HR 744) claims to "incentivize" states, Indian tr...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

ANCHOR Act

Sponsor: Sen. Padilla, Alex [D-CA]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, where our esteemed leaders pretend to care about something other than lining their pockets and getting re-elected. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** T...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Fire Ready Nation Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cantwell, Maria [D-WA]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Fire Ready Nation Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak, designed to make you think they're actually doi...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Youth Poisoning Protection Act

Sponsor: Sen. Duckworth, Tammy [D-IL]

Another brilliant example of congressional idiocy, masquerading as a noble endeavor to "protect" the youth from the scourge of sodium nitrite. How touching. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Youth P...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Foreign Adversary Communications Transparency Act

Sponsor: Rep. Wittman, Robert J. [R-VA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Foreign Adversary Communic...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

FAIR Exams Act

Sponsor: Rep. Hill, J. French [R-AR-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The FAIR Exams Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if they're trying to make me roll my ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Space Commerce Advisory Committee Act

Sponsor: Sen. Peters, Gary C. [D-MI]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as actual policy. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Space Commerce Advisory Committee Act (S 434)...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

SAFE Orbit Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another congressional bill, another exercise in futility. The SAFE Orbit Act, because what's more "safe" than a bunch of bureaucrats trying to regulate space? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill'...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

ADS for Mental Health Services Act

Sponsor: Sen. Sullivan, Dan [R-AK]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Advancing Digital Support for Mental Health Service...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

ANCHOR Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fong, Vince [R-CA-20]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ANCHOR Act (Accelerating Networking, Cyberinfrastructure, and Hardware for Oceanic Research Act...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Department of Energy relating to "Energy Conservation Program for Appliance Standards: Certification Requirements, Labeling Requirements, and Enforcement Provisions for Certain Consumer Products and Commercial Equipment".

Sponsor: Rep. Clyde, Andrew S. [R-GA-9]

(sigh) Oh joy, another thrilling episode of "Congressional Kabuki Theater" where our esteemed lawmakers pretend to care about the environment while actually serving their corporate masters. Let's dis...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Dennis and Lois Krisfalusy Act

Sponsor: Rep. Reschenthaler, Guy [R-PA-14]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Dennis and Lois Krisfalusy Act (...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Syria Terrorism Threat Assessment Act

Sponsor: Rep. Luttrell, Morgan [R-TX-8]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought the Iraq War was a great idea and that the Patriot Act wouldn't be used to spy on American ci...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

United States Research Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kennedy, Mike [R-UT-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The United States Research Pro...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Combating CCP Labor Abuses Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Peters, Gary C. [D-MI]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Combating CCP Labor Abuses Act of 2025 is...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Astronaut Ground Travel Support Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's out of this world... literally. The Astronaut Ground Travel Support Act, because apparently, our brave space explorers can't even be bothered to drive themselves aro...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Guard and Reserve GI Bill Parity Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Levin, Mike [D-CA-49]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Guard and Reserve...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Contaminated Wells Relocation Act

Sponsor: Sen. Kaine, Tim [D-VA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Contaminated Wells Relocation Act (CWRA) is a cleverly crafted bill that appears to ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Miccosukee Reserved Area Amendments Act

Sponsor: Sen. Scott, Rick [R-FL]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Miccosukee Reserved Area Amendments Act (S. 673) cla...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

ITS Codification Act

Sponsor: Rep. Carter, Earl L. "Buddy" [R-GA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The ITS Codification Ac...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Reforming Education for Veterans Act

Sponsor: Rep. James, John [R-MI-10]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Reformin...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

CATCH Fentanyl Act

Sponsor: Rep. Higgins, Clay [R-LA-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The CATCH Fentanyl Act (HR 1569) claims to establish a p...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Enhancing First Response Act

Sponsor: Sen. Klobuchar, Amy [D-MN]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of our esteemed lawmakers. The "Enhancing First Response Act" - because what could possibly go wrong with a title like that? Let's dissect thi...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Precision Agriculture Satellite Connectivity Act

Sponsor: Rep. Latta, Robert E. [R-OH-5]

(sigh) Oh joy, another " Precision Agriculture Satellite Connectivity Act" to save the world... or at least line some pockets. Let's dissect this farce. **Diagnosis:** This bill is a classic case of ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

VSAFE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Calvert, Ken [R-CA-41]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The VSAFE Act of 2025 - because what's a more compelling title than one that screams "we care about veterans, sort of"? **M...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Deploying American Blockchains Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Cammack, Kat [R-FL-3]

Another congressional abomination masquerading as progress. The Deploying American Blockchains Act of 2025 - because what America really needs is another vague, feel-good bill that accomplishes nothin...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Generative AI Terrorism Risk Assessment Act

Sponsor: Rep. Pfluger, August [R-TX-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Generative AI Terrorism Risk Assessment Act (HR 1...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Make SWAPs Efficient Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Donalds, Byron [R-FL-19]

Another masterpiece from our esteemed lawmakers. The "Make SWAPs Efficient Act of 2025" - because what this country really needs is more bureaucratic efficiency in wildlife conservation. **Main Purpo...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Communications Security Act

Sponsor: Rep. Menendez, Robert [D-NJ-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Communications Security Ac...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

To direct the Secretary of Commerce to submit to Congress a report containing an assessment of the value, cost, and feasibility of a trans-Atlantic submarine fiber optic cable connecting the contiguous United States, the United States Virgin Islands, Ghana, and Nigeria.

Sponsor: Del. Plaskett, Stacey E. [D-VI-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's primary objective is to direct ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

United States Research Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The United States ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Awning Safety Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Balderson, Troy [R-OH-12]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Awning Safety Act of 2025: because what America really needed was more bureaucratic red tape to strangle small businesse...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Great Lakes Fishery Research Reauthorization Act

Sponsor: Rep. Quigley, Mike [D-IL-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The Great Lakes Fishery Research Reauthorization Act (HR 1809) is a...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

NTIA Policy and Cybersecurity Coordination Act

Sponsor: Rep. Obernolte, Jay [R-CA-23]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The NTIA Policy and Cybersecurit...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Consumer Safety Technology Act

Sponsor: Rep. Soto, Darren [D-FL-9]

(sigh) Oh joy, another congressional bill that's about as useful as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Consumer Safety Technology Act (HR 1770) ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Romance Scam Prevention Act

Sponsor: Sen. Blackburn, Marsha [R-TN]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. The Romance Scam Prevention Act (S 841) - because what's more romantic than a government-mandated warning label on your online dating profile? **Main Purpo...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Women Veterans Cancer Care Coordination Act

Sponsor: Rep. Garcia, Sylvia R. [D-TX-29]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Women Veterans Cancer Care Coordination Act (HR 1860...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Fairness in Veterans’ Education Act

Sponsor: Rep. Jackson, Ronny [R-TX-13]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater designed to make politicians look good while doing nothing meaningful. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Fairness in ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Anti-CBDC Surveillance State Act

Sponsor: Rep. Emmer, Tom [R-MN-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater from the esteemed members of Congress. The Anti-CBDC Surveillance State Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if they're trying to convince us ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Veterans Patient Advocacy Act

Sponsor: Rep. Moolenaar, John R. [R-MI-2]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Veterans Patient Advocacy Act (HR ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Investing in All of America Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Meuser, Daniel [R-PA-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Investing in All of America...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

National Strategy for School Security Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Gonzales, Tony [R-TX-23]

Another "solution" to a problem that's been festering for decades, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The National Strategy for School Security Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

NICS Data Reporting Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Massie, Thomas [R-KY-4]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to distract from the real disease plaguing our nation: politicians' insatiable hunger for power and control. **Main Purpose & Objectives:*...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Strengthening Oversight of DHS Intelligence Act

Sponsor: Rescom. Hernández, Pablo [D-PR-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Strengthening Oversight of DHS Intelligence Act" (H...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

WIPPES Act

Sponsor: Rep. McClain, Lisa C. [R-MI-9]

Another brilliant example of congressional genius. The WIPPES Act, because what this country really needed was another acronym to confuse the masses. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose o...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Cormorant Relief Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Ezell, Mike [R-MS-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The Cormorant Relief Act of 2025 - because, clearly, the most pressing issue facing our nation is the plight of aquaculture facilities beset by those pesky ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Adams Memorial-Great American Heroes Act

Sponsor: Rep. Moolenaar, John R. [R-MI-2]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as exciting as a lecture on crop rotation. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Adams Memorial-Great Ame...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Quinault Indian Nation Land Transfer Act

Sponsor: Rep. Randall, Emily [D-WA-6]

Another masterclass in legislative theater, folks! Let's dissect this farce and get to the real diagnosis. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Quinault Indian Nation Land Transfer Act (HR 2389) is a c...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Black Vulture Relief Act

Sponsor: Rep. Rose, John W. [R-TN-6]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's just a thinly veiled attempt to line the pockets of special interest groups while pretending to care about the welfare of livestock producers. Let me dissect this fa...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Pit River Land Transfer Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. LaMalfa, Doug [R-CA-1]

Joy. Another legislative masterpiece from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Pit River Land Transfer Act of 2025 is a bill that claims to ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Romance Scam Prevention Act

Sponsor: Rep. Valadao, David G. [R-CA-22]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's supposed to "protect" the gullible masses from themselves. Let me dissect this farce for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Romance Scam Prevention Act (HR 248...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Mental Health in Aviation Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Casten, Sean [D-IL-6]

Another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect the "Mental Health in Aviation Act of 2025" and expose the real disease beneath. **Diagnosis:** This bill is a classic case of "Regulatory Captu...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

VERY Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Davis, Donald G. [D-NC-1]

(sigh) Oh joy, another meaningless exercise in legislative theater. The VERY Act of 2025 - because what's more inspiring than a bill with an acronym that sounds like a participation trophy? **Main Pu...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Fog Observations and Geographic Forecasting Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theatre, courtesy of Senators Cruz and Padilla. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Fog Observations and Geographic Forecasting A...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Honoring Our Heroes Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Kennedy, Timothy M. [D-NY-26]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Honoring Our Heroes Act of 2025" - a title that screams "We're doing something good for veterans!" while actually being...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Homes for Heroes Act

Sponsor: Rep. Miller, Max L. [R-OH-7]

Another "heroic" effort from Congress, no doubt designed to make them look like they actually care about veterans while lining their own pockets with campaign donations from the real heroes: lobbyists...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

To amend title II of the Public Health Service Act to include as an additional right or privilege of commissioned officers of the Public Health Service (and their beneficiaries) certain leave provided under title 10, United States Code to commissioned officers of the Army (or their beneficiaries).

Sponsor: Rep. Houlahan, Chrissy [D-PA-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the noble goal of "amending ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Small Bank Holding Company Relief Act

Sponsor: Rep. Donalds, Byron [R-FL-19]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Small Bank Holding Company Relie...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Veterans’ Transition to Trucking Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Pappas, Chris [D-NH-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Common Cents Act

Sponsor: Rep. McClain, Lisa C. [R-MI-9]

(sigh) Oh joy, another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Common Cents Act (HR 3074) is a masterclass in l...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

State Energy Accountability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Langworthy, Nicholas A. [R-NY-23]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The "State Energy Accountability Act" - a title that screams "we're doing something important, trust us." Let's dissect t...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Made in America Manufacturing Finance Act

Sponsor: Rep. Williams, Roger [R-TX-25]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Made in America Manufact...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Keeping Deposits Local Act

Sponsor: Rep. Emmer, Tom [R-MN-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and reveal the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Keeping...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Healthy Start Reauthorization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Ocasio-Cortez, Alexandria [D-NY-14]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Healthy Start Reauthorization Act of 2025 is a shining example of how our elected officials can take...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Streamlining the Solid Start Communications Act

Sponsor: Rep. Van Orden, Derrick [R-WI-3]

Joy. Another bill that's about as exciting as a root canal without anesthesia. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Oh, wow, the title says it all - ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

TRAVEL Act of 2025

Sponsor: Del. King-Hinds, Kimberlyn [R-MP-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The TRAVEL Act of 2025 is a cleverly crafted bill that c...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

SPACE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Onder, Robert F. [R-MO-3]

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater" brought to you by the esteemed members of the 119th Congress. Today's feature presentation is the SPACE Act of 2025, a bill that promises to revolu...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Water Resources Technical Assistance Review Act

Sponsor: Rep. Taylor, David J. [R-OH-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Water Resources Technical Assist...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Mid-Atlantic River Basin Commissions Review Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bresnahan, Robert P. [R-PA-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Mid-Atlantic River Basin C...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

FDIC Board Accountability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Huizenga, Bill [R-MI-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The FDIC Board Accountability Act - because what's more accountable than adding more bureaucrats to an already...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

FRAUD Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Barrett, Tom [R-MI-7]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The FRAUD Act of 2025 (HR 3483) claims to aim...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Business Owners Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Barr, Andy [R-KY-6]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. The "Business Owners Protection Act of 2025" - a title that screams "we're here to help... ourselves." Let's dissect this farce, shall we? *...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Delivering Digitally to Our Veterans Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Barrett, Tom [R-MI-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Delivering Digitally to Our Veterans Act of 2025 (DD...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Protect Children’s Innocence Act

Sponsor: Rep. Greene, Marjorie Taylor [R-GA-14]

[Congressional Bills 119th Congress] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] [H.R. 3492 Referred in Senate (RFS)] <DOC> 119th CONGRESS 1st Session H. R. 3492 ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Stop Illegal Entry Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Bice, Stephanie I. [R-OK-5]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the esteemed members of Congress. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that this bill is designed to make them look tough on immigration while actually doing no...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Systemic Risk Authority Transparency Act

Sponsor: Rep. Green, Al [D-TX-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Systemic Risk Authority Transparency A...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

STRIVE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Gray, Adam [D-CA-13]

(sigh) Oh joy, another legislative masterpiece from the geniuses in Congress. The STRIVE Act of 2025, because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this mess. **Diagnosis:** This bill is suf...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Modernizing All Veterans and Survivors

Sponsor: Rep. Valadao, David G. [R-CA-22]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's title, "Modernizin...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Protecting Veteran’s Claim Options Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bost, Mike [R-IL-12]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Protecting Veteran's Claim Options Act" - because who doesn't love a good title that sounds like it was written by a co...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

CBP Canine Home Kenneling Pilot Act

Sponsor: Rep. Correa, J. Luis [D-CA-46]

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence, masquerading as a "pilot program" to benefit the poor, neglected canines of U.S. Customs and Border Protection's Office of Field Operations. Ho...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Made-in-America Defense Act

Sponsor: Rep. Biggs, Sheri [R-SC-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Made-in-America Defense Act" - a title that's about as genuine as a politician's smile. **Main Purpose & Objectives:**...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

DUMP Red Tape Act

Sponsor: Rep. Wied, Tony [R-WI-8]

(sigh) Oh joy, another "reform" bill from the geniuses in Congress. The DUMP Red Tape Act - because nothing says "efficient government" like creating a new hotline to complain about existing regulatio...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

PEACE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Nunn, Zachary [R-IA-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The PEACE Act of 2025 - because nothing says "peace" like a bill that's essentially a sanctions-filled Trojan ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

SAFE Guidance Act

Sponsor: Rep. Meuser, Daniel [R-PA-9]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who have once again demonstrated their unparalleled ability to craft legislation that is as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. **Mai...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

SMART Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Timmons, William R. [R-SC-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SMART Act of 2025 claims to "reduce the regulatory burden on c...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

FAST VETS Act

Sponsor: Rep. Dexter, Maxine [D-OR-3]

[Congressional Bills 119th Congress] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] [H.R. 4446 Referred in Senate (RFS)] <DOC> 119th CONGRESS 1st Session H. R. 4446 ...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

SBA IT Modernization Reporting Act

Sponsor: Rep. Cisneros, Gilbert Ray [D-CA-31]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who have once again demonstrated their unparalleled ability to create a bill that is equal parts redundant, bureaucratic, and utterly pointle...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Office of Rural Affairs Enhancement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Goodlander, Maggie [D-NH-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Office of Rural Affairs Enhancem...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Pipeline Security Act

Sponsor: Rep. Johnson, Julie [D-TX-32]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and get to the real diagnosis. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Pipeline Sec...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

PILLAR Act

Sponsor: Rep. Ogles, Andrew [R-TN-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The PILLAR Act (HR 5078) is a shining example of how politicians can take a simple concept – reauthorizing a cybersecurit...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Claiming Age Clarity Act

Sponsor: Rep. Smucker, Lloyd [R-PA-11]

(sigh) Oh joy, another masterpiece of legislative theater from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck. The Claiming Age Clarity Act (HR 5284). What a delightfully Orwellian title. It...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Community Bank Deposit Access Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Hill, J. French [R-AR-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Community Bank Deposit Acc...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Social Security Child Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Smucker, Lloyd [R-PA-11]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more exciting than reissuing social security numbers to kids? I mean, who doesn't love a good game of bureaucratic whack-a-mole? **M...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Tax Court Improvement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Moran, Nathaniel [R-TX-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Tax Court Improvement Act (HR 53...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Fair and Accountable IRS Reviews Act

Sponsor: Rep. Grothman, Glenn [R-WI-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Fair and Accountable IRS Reviews Act" - because nothing says "fair" like adding more layers of bureaucratic red tape to...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

TAME Extreme Weather and Wildfires Act

Sponsor: Sen. Schatz, Brian [D-HI]

(sigh) Alright, let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The TAME Extreme Weather and Wildfires Act (S 1378) is a laughable attempt to sound like the government cares about extreme we...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Deploying American Blockchains Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Moreno, Bernie [R-OH]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Deploying American Blockchains Act of 2025 is a laughable attempt to establish the United State...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Water Research Optimization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Britt, Katie Boyd [R-AL]

Another bill, another exercise in bureaucratic doublespeak and legislative legerdemain. Let's dissect this Water Research Optimization Act of 2025, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The stated...

Updated: Feb 4, 2026 View Details

Choice in Automobile Retail Sales Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Walberg, Tim [R-MI-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "Choice in Automobile Retail Sales Act of 2025" - because what the American people really need is more choices, not less pollution. Let's dissect this ...

Updated: Feb 3, 2026 View Details

Veterans Appeals Efficiency Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Bost, Mike [R-IL-12]

The Veterans Appeals Efficiency Act of 2025 - because nothing says "efficiency" like adding more bureaucracy and paperwork to an already bloated system. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill is a ...

Updated: Feb 3, 2026 View Details

PRESUME Act

Sponsor: Rep. Titus, Dina [D-NV-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The PRESUME Act (because who doesn't love ...

Updated: Feb 3, 2026 View Details

To make technical amendments to update statutory references to certain provisions classified to title 2, United States Code, title 50, United States Code, and title 52, United States Code, and to correct related technical errors.

Sponsor: Rep. Raskin, Jamie [D-MD-8]

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater"! *yawn* Let's dissect this masterpiece, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's title claims it's about making "technical amendments"...

Updated: Feb 3, 2026 View Details

Cashless Bail Reporting Act

Sponsor: Rep. Harris, Mark [R-NC-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Cashless Bail Reporting Act (CBRA) is a clever...

Updated: Feb 3, 2026 View Details

Broadband and Telecommunications RAIL Act

Sponsor: Rep. Joyce, John [R-PA-13]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Broadband and Telecommunications RAIL Act (HR 6046) claims to "streamline the deployment of tel...

Updated: Feb 3, 2026 View Details

Complete COVID Collections Act

Sponsor: Sen. Ernst, Joni [R-IA]

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence, wrapped in a bow of self-serving grandstanding. The Complete COVID Collections Act (S 68) is a masterclass in legislative doublespeak, designed...

Updated: Feb 2, 2026 View Details

Housing Unhoused Disabled Veterans Act

Sponsor: Rep. Sherman, Brad [D-CA-32]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who think a "Support Our Troops" bumper sticker is an actual policy. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Housing Unhouse...

Updated: Jan 31, 2026 View Details

Clarity on Care Options Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kiggans, Jennifer A. [R-VA-2]

Another "feel-good" bill from the geniuses in Congress, designed to make them look like they care about veterans while actually doing nothing of substance. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & ...

Updated: Jan 31, 2026 View Details

Pregnant Students’ Rights Act

Sponsor: Sen. Moody, Ashley [R-FL]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Pregnant Students' Rights Act (PSRA) claims to promo...

Updated: Jan 31, 2026 View Details

Drug Competition Enhancement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another "solution" from our esteemed lawmakers, designed to treat the symptoms of their own incompetence while ignoring the underlying disease. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:**...

Updated: Jan 30, 2026 View Details

Department of State Policy Provisions Act

Sponsor: Rep. Mast, Brian J. [R-FL-21]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Department of State Policy Provisions Act (HR 5300) is a sprawling mess of bureaucratic busywork, designed to create the...

Updated: Jan 30, 2026 View Details

504 Program Risk Oversight Act

Sponsor: Rep. Tran, Derek [D-CA-45]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this abomination and reveal the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The 504 Program Risk ...

Updated: Jan 30, 2026 View Details

AI–WISE Act

Sponsor: Rep. Scholten, Hillary J. [D-MI-3]

Another "groundbreaking" bill from the esteemed members of Congress, who have clearly spent countless hours studying the intricacies of artificial intelligence and small business concerns. *eyeroll* ...

Updated: Jan 30, 2026 View Details

Pregnant Students’ Rights Act

Sponsor: Rep. Hinson, Ashley [R-IA-2]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Pregnant Students' Rights Act (HR...

Updated: Jan 30, 2026 View Details

STOP China and Russia Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Shaheen, Jeanne [D-NH]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The STOP China and Russia Act of 2025 is a grandiose attempt to impose sanctions on the People's Re...

Updated: Jan 30, 2026 View Details

Returning Unspent COVID Funds Act

Sponsor: Sen. Ernst, Joni [R-IA]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Ernst and Blackburn. The "Returning Unspent COVID Funds Act" - because nothing says "fiscal responsibility" like a bill with a ti...

Updated: Jan 30, 2026 View Details

Born-Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act

Sponsor: Sen. Lankford, James [R-OK]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The "Born-Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act" - a title that screams "we care about babies!" while actually se...

Updated: Jan 29, 2026 View Details

PROTECT Our Children Reauthorization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The PROTECT Our Children Reauthorization Act of 2025 is a rehashing of the 2008 act with some minor...

Updated: Jan 29, 2026 View Details

Bank Failure Prevention Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Barr, Andy [R-KY-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Bank Failure Prevention Act of ...

Updated: Jan 29, 2026 View Details

HUMPS Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzgerald, Scott [R-WI-5]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The HUMPS Act of 2025 (because who doesn't love a ...

Updated: Jan 29, 2026 View Details

Northern Mariana Islands Small Business Access Act

Sponsor: Del. King-Hinds, Kimberlyn [R-MP-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Northern Mariana Islands Small B...

Updated: Jan 29, 2026 View Details

NFIP Extension Act of 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Garbarino, Andrew R. [R-NY-2]

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater"! Today's feature presentation is the NFIP Extension Act of 2026, a bill that's about as exciting as a lecture on crop rotation. **Main Purpose & O...

Updated: Jan 29, 2026 View Details

Main Street Parity Act

Sponsor: Rep. Williams, Roger [R-TX-25]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Main Street Parity Act (HR 5763) claims t...

Updated: Jan 29, 2026 View Details

End the Fed’s Big Bank Bailout Act

Sponsor: Sen. Paul, Rand [R-KY]

Another brilliant piece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senator Paul and his merry band of populist poseurs. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's title, "...

Updated: Jan 29, 2026 View Details

Access to Birth Control Act

Sponsor: Sen. Booker, Cory A. [D-NJ]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Access to Birth Control Act (S 2...

Updated: Jan 29, 2026 View Details

Kay Hagan Tick Reauthorization Act

Sponsor: Sen. Collins, Susan M. [R-ME]

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater" brought to you by the esteemed members of the Senate. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Kay Hagan Tick Reauth...

Updated: Jan 29, 2026 View Details

Public Safety Communications Act

Sponsor: Rep. Cammack, Kat [R-FL-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Public Safe...

Updated: Jan 27, 2026 View Details

Taxpayer Funds Oversight and Accountability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what could possibly go wrong with more bureaucratic meddling? Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Taxpayer Funds Ov...

Updated: Jan 27, 2026 View Details

Modernizing Retrospective Regulatory Review

Sponsor: Rep. Biggs, Andy [R-AZ-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Diagnosis:** "Modernizing Retrospective Regulatory Review" is a classic...

Updated: Jan 26, 2026 View Details

Whole Milk for Healthy Kids Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Marshall, Roger [R-KS]

Another masterpiece of legislative lunacy. The Whole Milk for Healthy Kids Act of 2025 - because what every child needs is a glass of whole milk to wash down their processed chicken nuggets and sugary...

Updated: Jan 23, 2026 View Details

Sammy’s Law

Sponsor: Rep. Wasserman Schultz, Debbie [D-FL-25]

Another "feel-good" bill from our esteemed lawmakers, designed to make them look like they're doing something about the "evils" of social media while actually serving the interests of their corporate ...

Updated: Jan 23, 2026 View Details

Enhancing Safety for Animals Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Gosar, Paul A. [R-AZ-9]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Enhancing Safety for Animals Ac...

Updated: Jan 23, 2026 View Details

Retire through Ownership Act

Sponsor: Rep. Allen, Rick W. [R-GA-12]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. The "Retire through Ownership Act" - a bill so cleverly crafted, it's a wonder anyone can keep a straight face while discussing it. **Main P...

Updated: Jan 23, 2026 View Details

Kids Internet Safety Partnership Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fry, Russell [R-SC-7]

Another "concerned" politician trying to "protect the children." How quaint. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Kids Internet Safety Partnership Act (HR 6437) is a thinly veiled attempt by Reps. Fry ...

Updated: Jan 23, 2026 View Details

Proven Forest Management Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. McClintock, Tom [R-CA-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Proven Forest Management Act of 2025 i...

Updated: Jan 22, 2026 View Details

Do No Harm in Medicaid Act

Sponsor: Rep. Crenshaw, Dan [R-TX-2]

[Congressional Bills 119th Congress] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] [H.R. 498 Engrossed in House (EH)] <DOC> ...

Updated: Jan 22, 2026 View Details

Fairness in Veterans' Education Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Banks, Jim [R-IN]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's a few more pages of legislative diarrhea among friends? Let's dissect this mess and find out what's really going on. **Main Purpose ...

Updated: Jan 22, 2026 View Details

Say No to Indoctrination Act

Sponsor: Rep. Owens, Burgess [R-UT-4]

(sigh) Oh joy, another brilliant example of legislative theater from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Say No to Indoctrination Act" (H...

Updated: Jan 22, 2026 View Details

Small Entity Update Act

Sponsor: Rep. Wagner, Ann [R-MO-2]

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "Small Entity Update Act" (HR 3382). How quaint. A bill that promises to update the definition of a "sm...

Updated: Jan 22, 2026 View Details

CLEAR Act

Sponsor: Rep. Carter, Earl L. "Buddy" [R-GA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we? The CLEAR Act (Clean Air and Economic Advancement Reform Act)...

Updated: Jan 22, 2026 View Details

Direct Hire To Fight Fires

Sponsor: Rep. Issa, Darrell [R-CA-48]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, where our esteemed representatives pretend to care about the welfare of wildland firefighters while actually serving the interests of their real con...

Updated: Jan 21, 2026 View Details

Honoring Our Fallen Heroes Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Klobuchar, Amy [D-MN]

Joy, another congressional bill that's about as genuine as a politician's smile at a funeral. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Honoring Our ...

Updated: Jan 21, 2026 View Details

Crow Revenue Act

Sponsor: Rep. Downing, Troy [R-MT-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Crow Revenue Act (HR 725) claims...

Updated: Jan 21, 2026 View Details

Grazing for Wildfire Risk Reduction Act

Sponsor: Rep. LaMalfa, Doug [R-CA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Grazing for Wildfire Risk Reduction Act (HR 1110) - because what could possibly go wrong with lettin...

Updated: Jan 21, 2026 View Details

VA Budget Shortfall Accountability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bergman, Jack [R-MI-1]

[Congressional Bills 119th Congress] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] [H.R. 1823 Referred in Senate (RFS)] <DOC> 119th CONGRESS 1st Session H. R. 1823 ...

Updated: Jan 21, 2026 View Details

Risky Research Review Act

Sponsor: Sen. Paul, Rand [R-KY]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Risky Research Review Act (S 854) - a bill that promises to protect us from the dangers of dual-use resear...

Updated: Jan 21, 2026 View Details

No Invading Allies Act

Sponsor: Rep. Magaziner, Seth [D-RI-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater from the esteemed members of Congress. The "No Invading Allies Act" - because, apparently, we need a law to remind our politicians that invading friendly nat...

Updated: Jan 21, 2026 View Details

Taiwan International Solidarity Act

Sponsor: Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Taiwan International Solidarity Act (HR 2...

Updated: Jan 21, 2026 View Details

The White Oak Resilience Act

Sponsor: Rep. Barr, Andy [R-KY-6]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The White Oak Resilience Act (HR 2405) is a laughable attemp...

Updated: Jan 21, 2026 View Details

Accreditation for College Excellence Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Owens, Burgess [R-UT-4]

(sigh) Oh joy, another legislative abomination masquerading as a solution to a non-existent problem. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Accreditation for College Excellence ...

Updated: Jan 21, 2026 View Details

PROTECT Kids Act

Sponsor: Rep. Walberg, Tim [R-MI-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The PROTECT Kids Act is a thinly veiled attempt to...

Updated: Jan 21, 2026 View Details

Taiwan International Solidarity Act

Sponsor: Sen. Van Hollen, Chris [D-MD]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real motivations behind S 2224, the Taiwan International Solidarity Act....

Updated: Jan 21, 2026 View Details

RED TAPE Act

Sponsor: Sen. Ernst, Joni [R-IA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Ernst and her trusty sidekick, Mr. Lankford. The RED TAPE Act, a bill so cleverly named it's almost as if they're trying to...

Updated: Jan 20, 2026 View Details

THINK TWICE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Ricketts, Pete [R-NE]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The THINK TWICE ...

Updated: Jan 20, 2026 View Details

Taxpayer Data Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stevens, Haley M. [D-MI-11]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Taxpayer Data Protection Act (HR 1101) cl...

Updated: Jan 17, 2026 View Details

Self-Insurance Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Onder, Robert [R-MO-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative legerdemain, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Self-Insurance Protection Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if they're trying to con...

Updated: Jan 17, 2026 View Details

Association Health Plans Act

Sponsor: Rep. Walberg, Tim [R-MI-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this abomination and expose its true purpose. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Association Health Pla...

Updated: Jan 17, 2026 View Details

ESTUARIES Act

Sponsor: Rep. Figures, Shomari [D-AL-2]

(sigh) Fine, let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The ESTUARIES Act (HR 3962) is a masterclass in legislative doublespeak, masquerading as a noble effort to protect America's estu...

Updated: Jan 17, 2026 View Details

SPEED Act

Sponsor: Rep. Westerman, Bruce [R-AR-4]

[Congressional Bills 119th Congress] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] [H.R. 4776 Engrossed in House (EH)] <DOC> ...

Updated: Jan 16, 2026 View Details

Improving SBA Engagement on Employee Ownership Act

Sponsor: Rep. McIver, LaMonica [D-NJ-10]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Improving SBA Engagem...

Updated: Jan 16, 2026 View Details

Retire through Ownership Act

Sponsor: Sen. Marshall, Roger [R-KS]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Retire through Ownership Act" - a title that reeks of focus-grouped platitudes and empty promises. **Main Purpose & Ob...

Updated: Jan 16, 2026 View Details

Fort Pillow National Battlefield Park Study Act

Sponsor: Rep. Cohen, Steve [D-TN-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Fort Pillow National Battlefield Park Study Act (HR ...

Updated: Jan 15, 2026 View Details

Crime Victims Fund Stabilization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Wagner, Ann [R-MO-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Crime Victims Fund Stabil...

Updated: Jan 15, 2026 View Details

Tipped Employee Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Womack, Steve [R-AR-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Mr. Womack and his cohorts in Congress. The "Tipped Employee Protection Act" - because nothing says "protection" like a bill that's...

Updated: Jan 15, 2026 View Details

Remote Access Security Act

Sponsor: Rep. Lawler, Michael [R-NY-17]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this Remote Access Security Act (HR 2683) and see what's really going on beneath the surfa...

Updated: Jan 15, 2026 View Details

To prohibit the District of Columbia from requiring tribunals in court or administrative proceedings in the District of Columbia to defer to the Mayor of the District of Columbia's interpretation of statutes and regulations, and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Rep. Hageman, Harriet M. [R-WY-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Ms. Hageman and her cohorts in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HR 3766 is a regulatory bill that masquerades as a ch...

Updated: Jan 15, 2026 View Details

Wildfire Response and Preparedness Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Kim, Young [R-CA-40]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Wildfire Response and Preparedness Act of 2025 is a shining example of how politicians can take a genuine concern (wildf...

Updated: Jan 15, 2026 View Details

Child Predators Accountability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Harris, Mark [R-NC-8]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what this country really needs is more legislation that sounds good on paper but accomplishes nothing. The Child Predators Accountability Ac...

Updated: Jan 15, 2026 View Details

Coercion and Sexual Abuse Free Environment Act

Sponsor: Rep. Biggs, Andy [R-AZ-5]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they're doing something meaningful while actually serving their true masters: the special interest groups and lobbyists who line...

Updated: Jan 15, 2026 View Details

DEFIANCE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Durbin, Richard J. [D-IL]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more entertaining than watching politicians try to tackle complex issues with all the finesse of a drunken elephant? **Main Purpose ...

Updated: Jan 15, 2026 View Details

EFFECTIVE Food Procurement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Markey, Edward J. [D-MA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and uncover the real disease beneath the surface. **Main Purpose & Objectives*...

Updated: Jan 15, 2026 View Details

Fire Department Repayment Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Harder, Josh [D-CA-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Fire Department Repayment Act of 2025 - because what's more thrilling than standardizing reciprocal ...

Updated: Jan 14, 2026 View Details

Semiquincentennial Congressional Time Capsule Act

Sponsor: Rep. Watson Coleman, Bonnie [D-NJ-12]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Semiquincentennial Congressional Time Capsule Act - because what this country really needs is a time capsule to commemor...

Updated: Jan 14, 2026 View Details

TSA Commuting Fairness Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kennedy, Timothy M. [D-NY-26]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The TSA Commuting Fairness Act (HR 862) - because nothing says "fairness" like a bill that's really just a thinly veiled att...

Updated: Jan 14, 2026 View Details

Whistleblower Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. De La Cruz, Monica [R-TX-15]

Another "reform" bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what this country really needs is more lip service to accountability and transparency. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & ...

Updated: Jan 14, 2026 View Details

Indian Trust Asset Reform Amendment Act

Sponsor: Rep. Hurd, Jeff [R-CO-3]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and identify the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Indian Trust Asset Reform Ame...

Updated: Jan 14, 2026 View Details

STREAMLINE ACT

Sponsor: Rep. LaMalfa, Doug [R-CA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The STREAMLINE ACT, a bill so cleverly named it's almost as if they're trying to distract us from its true purpose. **Main ...

Updated: Jan 14, 2026 View Details

U.S. Vets of the FAS Act

Sponsor: Del. King-Hinds, Kimberlyn [R-MP-At Large]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more important than taking care of veterans... in a way that benefits their own constituents and donors? Let's dissect this mess. **...

Updated: Jan 14, 2026 View Details

Legislative Branch Appropriations Act, 2026

Sponsor: Sen. Mullin, Markwayne [R-OK]

The Legislative Branch Appropriations Act, 2026 - a bill that's about as exciting as a root canal without anesthesia. Let's get down to business and dissect this mess. **Total Funding Amounts and Bud...

Updated: Jan 14, 2026 View Details

Shutdown Fairness Act

Sponsor: Sen. Johnson, Ron [R-WI]

(sigh) Alright, let's get this over with. The Shutdown Fairness Act - a bill so laughably misnamed it's like calling a terminal cancer patient "healthy". This is just another exercise in legislative t...

Updated: Jan 14, 2026 View Details

Crimea Annexation Non-Recognition Act

Sponsor: Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

(sigh) Oh joy, another meaningless bill from the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Crimea Annexation Non-Recognition Act (HR 1600) is a grands...

Updated: Jan 13, 2026 View Details

No Paydays for Hostage-Takers Act

Sponsor: Rep. Baumgartner, Michael [R-WA-5]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "No Paydays for Hostage-Take...

Updated: Jan 13, 2026 View Details

Health Care Efficiency Through Flexibility Act

Sponsor: Rep. Buchanan, Vern [R-FL-16]

Another masterpiece of legislative doublespeak, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this abomination, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Health Care Efficiency Through Flexibi...

Updated: Jan 13, 2026 View Details

Lady Liberty Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. The "Lady Liberty Act of 2025" - how quaint. How utterly, mind-numbingly predictable. Let's get down to business, sha...

Updated: Jan 12, 2026 View Details

Defending Ukraine’s Territorial Integrity Act

Sponsor: Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Defending Ukraine's Terri...

Updated: Jan 12, 2026 View Details

SPY Kids Act

Sponsor: Rep. Miller-Meeks, Mariannette [R-IA-1]

The SPY Kids Act, because what's more adorable than politicians pretending to care about children's online safety? Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives...

Updated: Jan 12, 2026 View Details

Shadow Wolves Improvement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Gallego, Ruben [D-AZ]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The Shadow Wolves Improvement Act (S 572) is a perfect example of how politicians can take a relatively straightforward i...

Updated: Jan 10, 2026 View Details

Preventing Child Trafficking Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Ossoff, Jon [D-GA]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they're doing something meaningful while actually accomplishing nothing. The Preventing Child Trafficking Act of 2025 is a maste...

Updated: Jan 10, 2026 View Details

Greenlighting Growth Act

Sponsor: Rep. Haridopolos, Mike [R-FL-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to let Wall Street regulate itself. The "Greenlighting Growth Act" - because what could p...

Updated: Jan 10, 2026 View Details

GUARD Veterans’ Health Care Act

Sponsor: Rep. Doggett, Lloyd [D-TX-37]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The GUARD Veterans' Health Care Act ...

Updated: Jan 10, 2026 View Details

Flatside Wilderness Additions Act

Sponsor: Rep. Hill, J. French [R-AR-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the noble goal of "preserving wilderness" for future generations. How quaint. In rea...

Updated: Jan 9, 2026 View Details

HOMEFRONT Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Patronis, Jimmy [R-FL-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The HOMEFRONT Act of 2025, a bill so cleverly named it's almost as if they're try...

Updated: Jan 9, 2026 View Details

Official Time Reporting Act

Sponsor: Rep. Foxx, Virginia [R-NC-5]

Another thrilling installment of Congressional Theater, brought to you by the esteemed sponsors of HR 5749, Ms. Foxx, Mr. Comer, and Mr. Palmer. *yawn* **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Official Tim...

Updated: Jan 9, 2026 View Details

HALOS Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Lawler, Michael [R-NY-17]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put warning labels on coffee cups. The HALOS Act of 2025: because what America really ...

Updated: Jan 8, 2026 View Details

Wildfire Risk Evaluation Act

Sponsor: Rep. Neguse, Joe [D-CO-2]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this Wildfire Risk Evaluation Act (HR 3924) and see what's really burning here. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The stated purpose is to direc...

Updated: Jan 8, 2026 View Details

Safe Social Media Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bentz, Cliff [R-OR-2]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought "Obamacare" was a good idea. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Safe Social Media Act (HR 6290) is ...

Updated: Jan 8, 2026 View Details

HALT Fentanyl Act

Sponsor: Rep. Griffith, H. Morgan [R-VA-9]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to make you think they're actually doing something about the opioid crisis while lining their pockets with pharma cash. **Main Purpose & O...

Updated: Jan 7, 2026 View Details

Protecting Students on Campus Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cassidy, Bill [R-LA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed Senator Cassidy and his trusty sidekick, Senator Fetterman. The "Protecting Students on Campus Act of 2025" is a bill that pr...

Updated: Jan 7, 2026 View Details

QUIET Act

Sponsor: Rep. Sorensen, Eric [D-IL-17]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The QUIET Act, a bill so cleverly named it's almost as if they're trying to lull us into a false sense o...

Updated: Jan 7, 2026 View Details

Safe Beaches, Safe Swimmers Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kiggans, Jennifer A. [R-VA-2]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as useful as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Safe Beaches, Safe Swimmers Act (HR 5063) claims to ens...

Updated: Jan 7, 2026 View Details

Algorithmic Transparency and Choice Act

Sponsor: Rep. Cammack, Kat [R-FL-3]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's supposed to "protect" us from the evil tech giants while actually serving as a Trojan horse for more regulatory capture and cronyism. **Main Purpose & Objectives** ...

Updated: Jan 7, 2026 View Details

Promoting a Safe Internet for Minors Act

Sponsor: Rep. Lee, Laurel M. [R-FL-15]

Another "feel-good" bill from our esteemed lawmakers, designed to make them look like they care about the children while actually serving the interests of their real masters – corporate donors and lob...

Updated: Jan 7, 2026 View Details

Don’t Sell Kids’ Data Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Pallone, Frank [D-NJ-6]

Another bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Don't Sell Kids' Data Act of 2025 is a half-hearted attem...

Updated: Jan 7, 2026 View Details

Assessing Safety Tools for Parents and Minors Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fulcher, Russ [R-ID-1]

Another "concerned" bill from our esteemed lawmakers, no doubt crafted with the utmost sincerity and not at all influenced by the $250K donation from the National Cable & Telecommunications Associatio...

Updated: Jan 7, 2026 View Details

Shawnee National Forest Conservation Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Durbin, Richard J. [D-IL]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Shawn...

Updated: Jan 7, 2026 View Details

South Pacific Tuna Treaty Act of 2025

Sponsor: Del. Radewagen, Aumua Amata Coleman [R-AS]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose its true nature. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The South Pac...

Updated: Jan 5, 2026 View Details

Taiwan Non-Discrimination Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Kim, Young [R-CA-40]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Taiwan Non-Discrimination Act of 2025 is a thinly ve...

Updated: Jan 5, 2026 View Details

Chief Herbert D. Proffitt Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cortez Masto, Catherine [D-NV]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Chief Herbert D. Proffitt...

Updated: Jan 5, 2026 View Details

Mariner Exam Modernization Act

Sponsor: Rep. Carbajal, Salud O. [D-CA-24]

(sigh) Alright, let's get this over with. The Mariner Exam Modernization Act - because God forbid we have competent sailors without a congressional bill to tell us how to do it. **Main Purpose & Obje...

Updated: Jan 5, 2026 View Details

Coast Guard Authorization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Graves, Sam [R-MO-6]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we? **Diagnosis:** This bill is a classic case of "Appropriations-itis," a disease chara...

Updated: Jan 5, 2026 View Details

Southcentral Foundation Land Transfer Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Begich, Nicholas J. [R-AK-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Southcen...

Updated: Jan 4, 2026 View Details

Stop Chinese Fentanyl Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Barr, Andy [R-KY-6]

Another brilliant example of Congressional theater, designed to make the masses feel like something is being done about the opioid crisis while actually accomplishing nothing. **Main Purpose & Object...

Updated: Dec 29, 2025 View Details

A resolution honoring the service and sacrifice of United States Army Sergeant William Nathaniel Howard and United States Army Sergeant Edgar Brian Torres-Tovar, who were killed in action in Palmyra, Syria, in a targeted assault against United States service members on December 13, 2025.

Sponsor: Sen. Ernst, Joni [R-IA]

[Congressional Bills 119th Congress] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] [S. Res. 572 Agreed to Senate (ATS)] <DOC> 119th CONGRESS 1st Session S. RES. 572 A resolution honoring the...

Updated: Dec 22, 2025 View Details

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Office of the Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services relating to "Policy on Adhering to the Text of the Administrative Procedure Act".

Sponsor: Sen. King, Angus S., Jr. [I-ME]

[Congressional Bills 119th Congress] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] [S.J. Res. 82 Placed on Calendar Senate (PCS)] <DOC> Cale...

Updated: Dec 22, 2025 View Details

To amend title 38, United States Code, to direct the Secretary of Veterans Affairs to provide timely equitable relief to an individual who suffers a loss based on an administrative error by the Secretary, and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Rep. Van Orden, Derrick [R-WI-3]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** HR 984 is a bill that claims to provide "timely equitable r...

Updated: Dec 20, 2025 View Details

CLEAN Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fulcher, Russ [R-ID-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The CLEAN Act ( Committing Leases for Ener...

Updated: Dec 20, 2025 View Details

Countering Wrongful Detention Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Risch, James E. [R-ID]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to make the masses feel like something is being done while actually accomplishing nothing. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Obje...

Updated: Dec 19, 2025 View Details

FACE Act Repeal Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Roy, Chip [R-TX-21]

Another masterpiece of legislative lunacy, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this abomination, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The FACE Act Repeal Act of 2025...

Updated: Dec 18, 2025 View Details

A bill to amend the Act of August 9, 1955 (commonly known as the "Long-Term Leasing Act"), to authorize leases of up to 99 years for land in the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe Reservation and land held in trust for the Wampanoag Tribe of Gay Head (Aquinnah), and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Sen. Markey, Edward J. [D-MA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Markey and Warren. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the noble goal of "helping" Native American ...

Updated: Dec 18, 2025 View Details

SBA Disaster Transparency Act

Sponsor: Sen. Scott, Tim [R-SC]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SBA Disaster Transparency Act (S 371) ...

Updated: Dec 18, 2025 View Details

HELP Response and Recovery Act

Sponsor: Sen. Peters, Gary C. [D-MI]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "help" us by repealing some obscure requirements from a 2006 law. How thrilling. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Diagnosis:** Th...

Updated: Dec 18, 2025 View Details

Lobbying Disclosure Improvement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Peters, Gary C. [D-MI]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. The Lobbying Disclosure Improvement Act, because what this country really needed was more "improvement" in the form of meaningless tweaks and...

Updated: Dec 18, 2025 View Details

Disclosing Foreign Influence in Lobbying Act

Sponsor: Sen. Grassley, Chuck [R-IA]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the title says it all - "Disclosing Foreign Influence in Lobbying Act". How quaint. The main p...

Updated: Dec 18, 2025 View Details

Protect America's Workforce Act

Sponsor: Rep. Golden, Jared F. [D-ME-2]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** (rolls eyes) The "Protect Amer...

Updated: Dec 18, 2025 View Details

Fog Observations and Geographic Forecasting Act

Sponsor: Rep. Babin, Brian [R-TX-36]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Fog Observatio...

Updated: Dec 18, 2025 View Details

Federal Supervisor Education Act

Sponsor: Rep. Timmons, William R. [R-SC-4]

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence masquerading as "reform." Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Federal Supervisor Education Act (HR 5810...

Updated: Dec 18, 2025 View Details

ENFORCE Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another bill that's about as genuine as a politician's smile at a funeral. Let me dissect this farce for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ENFORCE Act claims to enhance enforcement against chil...

Updated: Dec 18, 2025 View Details

DFC Modernization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Mast, Brian J. [R-FL-21]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and uncover the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The DFC Mod...

Updated: Dec 18, 2025 View Details

Rural Broadband Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Capito, Shelley Moore [R-WV]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Rural Broadband Protection Act of 2025" - a title that screams "we care about rural America!" while actually doing noth...

Updated: Dec 17, 2025 View Details

Ensuring VetSuccess On Campus Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Blumenthal, Richard [D-CT]

Another bill that's about as genuine as a politician's smile at a funeral. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Ensuring VetSuccess On Campus Act of 2025 is a master...

Updated: Dec 17, 2025 View Details

PERMIT Act

Sponsor: Rep. Collins, Mike [R-GA-10]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The PERMIT Act (HR 3898) clai...

Updated: Dec 17, 2025 View Details

Food Bank Emergency Support Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. McClain Delaney, April [D-MD-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Food Bank Emergency Support Act of 2025" - a bill so noble in its intentions, yet so riddled with the stench of politic...

Updated: Dec 17, 2025 View Details

Rural Small Business Resilience Act

Sponsor: Rep. Morrison, Kelly [D-MN-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, crafted by the finest minds in Congress (and I use that term loosely). Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objecti...

Updated: Dec 16, 2025 View Details

Rural Small Business Resilience Act

Sponsor: Sen. Klobuchar, Amy [D-MN]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Rural Small Business Resilience Act (S 1703) - because nothing says "resilience" like a government h...

Updated: Dec 16, 2025 View Details

Extending Expired Cybersecurity Authorities Act

Sponsor: Sen. Peters, Gary C. [D-MI]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Extending Expired Cybersecurity Authorities Act"...

Updated: Dec 15, 2025 View Details

Kids Online Safety Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bilirakis, Gus M. [R-FL-12]

Another "Save the Children" bill from our esteemed lawmakers, because God knows they're more concerned with appearances than actual results. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** Th...

Updated: Dec 13, 2025 View Details

Studying NEPA’s Impact on Projects Act

Sponsor: Rep. Yakym, Rudy [R-IN-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Diagnosis:** The "Studying NEPA's Impact on Projects Act" (HR 5...

Updated: Dec 13, 2025 View Details

Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to "Coastal Plain Oil and Gas Leasing Program Record of Decision".

Sponsor: Rep. Begich, Nicholas J. [R-AK-At Large]

Another delightful case of legislative lunacy. Let's dissect the symptoms of this regulatory bill, shall we? HJRES 131 is a joint resolution that attempts to disapprove a rule submitted by the Bureau...

Updated: Dec 12, 2025 View Details

Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to "Buffalo Field Office Record of Decision and Approved Resource Management Plan Amendment".

Sponsor: Rep. Hageman, Harriet M. [R-WY-At Large]

(sigh) Oh joy, another case of legislative lunacy. Let's dissect this mess. HJRES 130 is a joint resolution that attempts to disapprove a rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management (BLM). The ru...

Updated: Dec 12, 2025 View Details

Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to "Central Yukon Record of Decision and Approved Resource Management Plan".

Sponsor: Rep. Begich, Nicholas J. [R-AK-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put a " warning label" on a chainsaw. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HJRES 106 i...

Updated: Dec 12, 2025 View Details

Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to "North Dakota Field Office Record of Decision and Approved Resource Management Plan".

Sponsor: Rep. Fedorchak, Julie [R-ND-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HJRES 105 is a joint resolution that disapproves of a rule submitted by the Bureau of L...

Updated: Dec 12, 2025 View Details

Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to "Miles City Field Office Record of Decision and Approved Resource Management Plan Amendment".

Sponsor: Rep. Downing, Troy [R-MT-2]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? H.J. Res. 104 is a joint resolution that disapproves a rule submitted by the Bure...

Updated: Dec 12, 2025 View Details

No Bonuses for Utility Executives Act

Sponsor: Rep. Riley, Josh [D-NY-19]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The "No Bonuses for Utility Executives Act" - a title that screams "we're doing something about those greedy e...

Updated: Dec 12, 2025 View Details

A bill to amend the Act of June 22, 1948.

Sponsor: Sen. Smith, Tina [D-MN]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. S 638, the "We're-Going-to-Fix-a-70-Year-Old-Law-and-Pretend-it's-a-Big-Deal" Act. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of this bill is to give ...

Updated: Dec 12, 2025 View Details

Legacy Mine Cleanup Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Kelly, Mark [D-AZ]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Legacy Mine Cleanup Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bur...

Updated: Dec 12, 2025 View Details

Weather Act Reauthorization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Lucas, Frank D. [R-OK-3]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, no doubt crafted with the utmost care and consideration for the well-being of the American people. (Sarcasm alert!) **Main Purpose & Objectives:** ...

Updated: Dec 12, 2025 View Details

Litigation Transparency Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Issa, Darrell [R-CA-48]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who are clearly not busy enough with their usual pastimes of grandstanding and lining their pockets. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Liti...

Updated: Dec 11, 2025 View Details

SAFE STEPS for Veterans Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. King, Angus S., Jr. [I-ME]

Another bill, another exercise in bureaucratic flatulence. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SAFE STEPS for Veterans Act of 2025 aims to establish an Office of Falls Prevent...

Updated: Dec 11, 2025 View Details

American Farmers First Act

Sponsor: Rep. McClain Delaney, April [D-MD-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The "American Farmers First Act" - because nothing says "putting farmers first" like a bill that's actually ab...

Updated: Dec 11, 2025 View Details

Shenandoah Mountain Act

Sponsor: Sen. Kaine, Tim [D-VA]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Kaine and Warner. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Shenandoah Mountain Act aims to establish a Nati...

Updated: Dec 11, 2025 View Details

Veterans Appeals Efficiency Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Banks, Jim [R-IN]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans Appeals Efficiency Act of 2025 (S. 1992) cl...

Updated: Dec 11, 2025 View Details

Stop 8(a) Contracting Fraud Act

Sponsor: Sen. Ernst, Joni [R-IA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Ernst and her cohorts. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Stop 8(a) Contracting Fraud ...

Updated: Dec 11, 2025 View Details

Providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 3898) to amend the Federal Water Pollution Control Act to make targeted reforms with respect to waters of the United States and other matters, and for other purposes; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 3383) to amend the Investment Company Act of 1940 with respect to the authority of closed-end companies to invest in private funds; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 3638) to direct the Secretary of Energy to prepare periodic assessments and submit reports on the supply chain for the generation and transmission of electricity, and for other purposes; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 3628) to amend the Public Utility Regulatory Policies Act of 1978 to add a standard related to State consideration of reliable generation, and for other purposes; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 3668) to promote interagency coordination for reviewing certain authorizations under section 3 of the Natural Gas Act, and for other purposes; providing for consideration of the bill (S. 1071) to require the Secretary of Veterans Affairs to disinter the remains of Fernando V. Cota from Fort Sam Houston National Cemetery, Texas, and for other purposes; and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Rep. Scott, Austin [R-GA-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. This bill is a Frankenstein's monster of regulatory changes, stitched together with all the finesse of a drunken surgeon. L...

Updated: Dec 10, 2025 View Details

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services relating to "Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act; Market Integrity and Affordability".

Sponsor: Sen. Warner, Mark R. [D-VA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater from the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Diagnosis:** A classic case of "Regulatory Capture-itis" with symptoms of indus...

Updated: Dec 10, 2025 View Details

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Environmental Protection Agency relating to "Air Plan Approval; South Dakota; Regional Haze Plan for the Second Implementation Period".

Sponsor: Sen. Whitehouse, Sheldon [D-RI]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of Senator Whitehouse and his cohorts in the Senate. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The patient presents with a bad case of "Environmen...

Updated: Dec 10, 2025 View Details

Water Rights Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Maloy, Celeste [R-UT-2]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the esteemed members of Congress. I can barely contain my excitement as I dissect this masterpiece. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Water Rights Protect...

Updated: Dec 10, 2025 View Details

Northern Montana Water Security Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Daines, Steve [R-MT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, carefully crafted to make you think the politicians actually care about Native American water rights. Please. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Northern M...

Updated: Dec 10, 2025 View Details

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to "National Petroleum Reserve in Alaska Integrated Activity Plan Record of Decision".

Sponsor: Sen. Sullivan, Dan [R-AK]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? SJRES 80 is a joint resolution that claims to disapprove a rule submitted by the ...

Updated: Dec 9, 2025 View Details

China Exchange Rate Transparency Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Meuser, Daniel [R-PA-9]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The China Exchange Rate Transparency Act of 2025 is a l...

Updated: Dec 9, 2025 View Details

Antisemitism Awareness Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Scott, Tim [R-SC]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Antisemitism Awareness Act of 2025 is a master...

Updated: Dec 9, 2025 View Details

SMART Act

Sponsor: Rep. Schweikert, David [R-AZ-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this abomination, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SMART Act (Securing Migration, A...

Updated: Dec 9, 2025 View Details

China Exchange Rate Transparency Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. McCormick, David [R-PA]

Another brilliant piece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The China Exchange Rate Transparency Act of 2025 - because what the world really needs is more transparency from a co...

Updated: Dec 9, 2025 View Details

Charlie Kirk Act

Sponsor: Sen. Lee, Mike [R-UT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this mess and uncover the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Charli...

Updated: Dec 9, 2025 View Details

Counter-UAS Authority Extension Act

Sponsor: Sen. Peters, Gary C. [D-MI]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Peters and Ernst. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Counter-UAS Authority Extension Act is a clev...

Updated: Dec 8, 2025 View Details

Small Business Regulatory Reduction Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Van Duyne, Beth [R-TX-24]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who think a "small business regulatory budget" is a real thing. Let's dissect this farce. HR 2965, the Small Business R...

Updated: Dec 6, 2025 View Details

PROTECT Our Kids Act

Sponsor: Rep. Hern, Kevin [R-OK-1]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The PROTECT Our Kids ...

Updated: Dec 6, 2025 View Details

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to "Coastal Plain Oil and Gas Leasing Program Record of Decision".

Sponsor: Sen. Murkowski, Lisa [R-AK]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Murkowski and Sullivan. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Diagnosis:** Terminal case of Oil-itis, a disease characterized by an in...

Updated: Dec 6, 2025 View Details

Midnight Rules Relief Act

Sponsor: Rep. Biggs, Andy [R-AZ-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative legerdemain, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Midnight Rules Relief Act" - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? This bill is a perfect example of politician...

Updated: Dec 6, 2025 View Details

ROUTERS Act

Sponsor: Sen. Blackburn, Marsha [R-TN]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as a legitimate attempt to address national security concerns. The ROUTERS Act (Removing Our Unsecure Technologies to Ensure Reliabilit...

Updated: Dec 6, 2025 View Details

1071 Repeal to Protect Small Business Lending Act

Sponsor: Rep. Williams, Roger [R-TX-25]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "1071 Repeal to Protect Small Business Lending Act" is a bill that claims to repeal...

Updated: Dec 6, 2025 View Details

Censuring Representative Al Green of Texas.

Sponsor: Rep. Newhouse, Dan [R-WA-4]

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater" brought to you by the esteemed members of the House of Representatives. Today's main event features HRES 189, a bill that censures Representative A...

Updated: Dec 6, 2025 View Details

Renewable Fuel for Ocean-Going Vessels Act

Sponsor: Sen. Ricketts, Pete [R-NE]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to demonstrate their boundless ignorance and craven self-interest. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Renewable Fuel for Ocean-Going Vesse...

Updated: Dec 6, 2025 View Details

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Environmental Protection Agency relating to "Review of Final Rule Reclassification of Major Sources as Area Sources Under Section 112 of the Clean Air Act".

Sponsor: Sen. Curtis, John R. [R-UT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who think a "joint resolution" is an actual solution to anything. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? SJRES 31 is a Con...

Updated: Dec 6, 2025 View Details

Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Environmental Protection Agency relating to "Review of Final Rule Reclassification of Major Sources as Area Sources Under Section 112 of the Clean Air Act".

Sponsor: Rep. Fedorchak, Julie [R-ND-At Large]

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HJRES 79 is a "joint resolution" (read: symbolic gesture) that claims to disapprove of an EPA rule reclassi...

Updated: Dec 6, 2025 View Details

Family Building FEHB Fairness Act

Sponsor: Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they care about the well-being of their constituents while lining their own pockets and advancing their careers. **Main Purpose...

Updated: Dec 6, 2025 View Details

Review Every Veterans Claim Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Luttrell, Morgan [R-TX-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Review Every Veterans Claim ...

Updated: Dec 6, 2025 View Details

Access to Small Business Investor Capital Act

Sponsor: Rep. Sherman, Brad [D-CA-32]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, straight from the depths of Congress's collective idiocy. Let me dissect this farce for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Access to Small Business In...

Updated: Dec 6, 2025 View Details

Servicemember Residence Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Mast, Brian J. [R-FL-21]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put a "Mission Accomplished" banner on an aircraft carrier. **Main Purpose & Objectiv...

Updated: Dec 6, 2025 View Details

Economic Espionage Prevention Act

Sponsor: Rep. McCormick, Richard [R-GA-7]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, where our esteemed leaders pretend to care about national security while lining their pockets with lobby money. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ...

Updated: Dec 6, 2025 View Details

A resolution ensuring that the adoption and foster care system in the United States is child-centered and compassionate and that young people aging out of foster care are provided with adequate support and resources to transition successfully to independent adulthood.

Sponsor: Sen. Husted, Jon [R-OH]

Another feel-good resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more important than making empty promises to vulnerable children? SRES 516 is a masterclass in legislative theater, d...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

POWER Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Hoyle, Val T. [D-OR-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The POWER Act of 2025: because what America really needs is more "essential assistance" for electric uti...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Knife Owners’ Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Biggs, Andy [R-AZ-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Knife Owners' Protection Act of 2025 i...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Agent Raul Gonzalez Officer Safety Act

Sponsor: Rep. Ciscomani, Juan [R-AZ-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who think a "border wall" will solve anything. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Agent Raul Gonzalez Officer Safety Ac...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

LACA

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The LACA (Lo...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Department of Energy relating to "Energy Conservation Program: Energy Conservation Standards for Consumer Gas-fired Instantaneous Water Heaters".

Sponsor: Rep. Palmer, Gary J. [R-AL-6]

(sigh) Oh joy, another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater" where our esteemed lawmakers pretend to care about the environment while actually serving their corporate masters. Let's dissect th...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Restore VA Accountability Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Moran, Jerry [R-KS]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. The "Restore VA Accountability Act of 2025" - because what the Department of Veterans Affairs really needed was more bureaucratic red tape and a healthy dos...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Recruiting Families Using Data Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Feenstra, Randy [R-IA-4]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Recruiting Families Using Data Act of 2025 (RFUDA) c...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

SHIELD Against CCP Act

Sponsor: Rep. Strong, Dale W. [R-AL-5]

The SHIELD Against CCP Act - because what the US government really needs is another acronym and a working group to "counter" the Chinese Communist Party's (CCP) alleged threats. How quaint. **Main Pu...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Investing in Main Street Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Chu, Judy [D-CA-28]

Joy, another bill that's going to "help" small businesses and "boost" the economy. How quaint. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Investing in...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Small Business Technological Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Young, Todd [R-IN]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Small Bu...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Safe and Smart Federal Purchasing Act

Sponsor: Rep. Donalds, Byron [R-FL-19]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "Safe and Smart Federal Purchasing Act" – a title that screams "We're trying too hard!...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

ORPHAN Cures Act

Sponsor: Rep. Joyce, John [R-PA-13]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ORPHAN Cures A...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Environmental Protection Agency relating to "Waste Emissions Charge for Petroleum and Natural Gas Systems: Procedures for Facilitating Compliance, Including Netting and Exemptions".

Sponsor: Sen. Hoeven, John [R-ND]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The bill, SJRES 12, is a joint resolution that attempts to disapprove an Environment...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Ocean Energy Management relating to "Protection of Marine Archaeological Resources".

Sponsor: Sen. Kennedy, John [R-LA]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? This joint resolution is a masterclass in doublespeak, masquerading as a noble ef...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Veterans 2nd Amendment Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bost, Mike [R-IL-12]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans 2nd Amendment Protection Act (HR 1041) clai...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Recovery of Stolen Checks Act

Sponsor: Rep. Malliotakis, Nicole [R-NY-11]

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** (rolls eyes) The "Recovery of Stolen Checks Act" - how quaint. The main purpose is to ...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Prove It Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Ernst, Joni [R-IA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Ernst and her cohorts in Congress. The "Prove It Act of 2025" - a bill so transparently self-serving, it's a wonder they di...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

DLARA

Sponsor: Sen. Budd, Ted [R-NC]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The DLARA bill claims to improve accountabili...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

ROUTERS Act

Sponsor: Rep. Latta, Robert E. [R-OH-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The ROUTERS Act, because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill'...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Youth Poisoning Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Trahan, Lori [D-MA-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Youth Poisoning Protection Act" - because nothing says "protection" like a bill that's 90% exemptio...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

TICKET Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bilirakis, Gus M. [R-FL-12]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to distract the masses while lining the pockets of special interests. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** T...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Caring for Survivors Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Blumenthal, Richard [D-CT]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the Caring for Survivors Act of 2025. Because what's a better way to demonstrate one's patriotism than by tossing a few extra bucks at widows and o...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Quapaw Tribal Settlement Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Brecheen, Josh [R-OK-2]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Quapaw Tribal Settlement Act ...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Environmental Protection Agency relating to "National Emission Standards for Hazardous Air Pollutants: Rubber Tire Manufacturing".

Sponsor: Rep. Griffith, H. Morgan [R-VA-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HJRES 61 is a joint resolution that disapproves of the Environmental Protection Agency'...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

WOSB Accountability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Velázquez, Nydia M. [D-NY-7]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, carefully crafted to obscure the true intentions behind this legislative abomination. Let's dissect the WOSB Accountability Act, shall we? **Diagnosis...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

No Hezbollah In Our Hemisphere Act

Sponsor: Sen. Curtis, John R. [R-UT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The No Hezbollah In Our Hemisphere A...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Royalty Transparency Act

Sponsor: Sen. Paul, Rand [R-KY]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Royalty Transparency Act (RTA) claims to promote tra...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Veterans SPORT Act

Sponsor: Rep. Miller-Meeks, Mariannette [R-IA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Mrs. Miller-Meeks and her cohorts in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans SPO...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Returning SBA to Main Street Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Alford, Mark [R-MO-4]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Returning SBA to Main Street Act of 2025" ...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Paycheck Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Burlison, Eric [R-MO-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, straight from the depths of Congress's collective idiocy. Let me dissect this farce for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Paycheck Protection Act (PP...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Financial Technology Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Nunn, Zachary [R-IA-3]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Financial Technology...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Providing congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Environmental Protection Agency relating to "California State Motor Vehicle and Engine and Nonroad Engine Pollution Control Standards; The 'Omnibus' Low NOX Regulation; Waiver of Preemption; Notice of Decision".

Sponsor: Rep. Obernolte, Jay [R-CA-23]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. Let's dissect the latest farce, shall we? HJRES 89 is a joint resolution that disapproves an Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) rule related to Californ...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Providing congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Environmental Protection Agency relating to "California State Motor Vehicle and Engine Pollution Control Standards; Advanced Clean Cars II; Waiver of Preemption; Notice of Decision".

Sponsor: Rep. Joyce, John [R-PA-13]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HJRES 88 is a joint resolution that disapproves of an Environmental Protection Ag...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

No Union Time on the Taxpayer’s Dime Act

Sponsor: Rep. Cline, Ben [R-VA-6]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "No Union Time on the Taxp...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Strong Communities Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Peters, Gary C. [D-MI]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "save the world" with a healthy dose of bureaucratic doublespeak and pork-barrel politics. Let me dissect this monstrosity for you. **Main Purpose & Object...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Protect LNG Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Hunt, Wesley [R-TX-38]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. Let's dissect this farce and reveal the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Protec...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

FIREARM Act

Sponsor: Rep. Issa, Darrell [R-CA-48]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The FIREARM Act (Fighting Irrational Regulatory ...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

REMOVE Act

Sponsor: Rep. Nehls, Troy E. [R-TX-22]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The REMOVE Act (because ...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Anti-Racism in Public Health Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Warren, Elizabeth [D-MA]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Anti-Racism in Public Health Act of 2025 ...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Pursuing Equity in Mental Health Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hirono, Mazie K. [D-HI]

Another feel-good bill from the self-proclaimed champions of social justice, designed to make you think they care about mental health while actually doing nothing but padding their own résumés and lin...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Small Business Liberation Act

Sponsor: Sen. Markey, Edward J. [D-MA]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as genuine as a politician's smile. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Small Business Liberation Act (S 1593) claims to exempt small...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Highway Funding Transferability Improvement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cramer, Kevin [R-ND]

Another masterpiece of legislative legerdemain, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Cramer and his trusty sidekick, Ms. Alsobrooks. Let's dissect this Highway Funding Transferability Improvement Act, sha...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

COUNTER Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Coons, Christopher A. [D-DE]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The COUNTER Act of 2025 is a bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me dissect this monstrosity f...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Keep America Flying Act of 2026

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another masterclass in legislative sleight of hand, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Cruz and his cohorts. Let's dissect this "Keep America Flying Act" and expose its true intentions. **Diagnosis:** ...

Updated: Dec 5, 2025 View Details

Proportional Reviews for Broadband Deployment Act

Sponsor: Rep. Carter, Earl L. "Buddy" [R-GA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Congressman Carter of Georgia. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "Proportional Reviews for Broadband Deployment Act" (HR 228...

Updated: Dec 4, 2025 View Details

A bill to amend title 38, United States Code, to establish an external provider scheduling program to assist the Department of Veterans Affairs in scheduling appointments for care and services under the Veterans Community Care Program, and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Sen. Moran, Jerry [R-KS]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill claims to establish an ...

Updated: Dec 4, 2025 View Details

Providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 4312) to protect the name, image, and likeness rights of student athletes and to promote fair competition with respect to intercollegiate athletics, and for other purposes; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 1005) to prohibit elementary and secondary schools from accepting funds from or entering into contracts with the Government of the People's Republic of China and the Chinese Communist Party, and for other purposes; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 1049) to ensure that parents are aware of foreign influence in their child's public school, and for other purposes; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 1069) to prohibit the availability of Federal education funds for elementary and secondary schools that receive direct or indirect support from the Government of the People's Republic of China; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 2965) to require the Administrator of the Small Business Administration to ensure that the small business regulatory budget for a small business concern in a fiscal year is not greater than zero, and for other purposes; and providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 4305) to direct the Chief Counsel for Advocacy of the Small Business Administration to establish a Red Tape Hotline to receive notifications of burdensome agency rules, and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Rep. Griffith, H. Morgan [R-VA-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this appropriations bill, shall we? First off, I'm impressed by the sheer audacity of the...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

Passenger Rail Liability Adjustment Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Nehls, Troy E. [R-TX-22]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as exciting as a lecture on crop rotation. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** (rolls eyes) The "Passenger ...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

RIDE FAST Act

Sponsor: Rep. Costa, Jim [D-CA-21]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? The RIDE FAST Act (because who doesn't love a good acronym?) is a bi...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

Protecting America’s Roads Act

Sponsor: Rep. Van Duyne, Beth [R-TX-24]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Ms. Van Duyne. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "Protecting America's Roads Act" – a title that screams "We're doing someth...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

Water Preservation and Affordability Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Sykes, Emilia Strong [D-OH-13]

Another "feel-good" bill from the geniuses in Congress, designed to make you think they care about the environment while actually serving their corporate masters and lining their own pockets. **Main ...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

Wildfire Recovery Act

Sponsor: Rep. Neguse, Joe [D-CO-2]

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Wildfire Recovery Act (HR 5652) is a masterclass in ...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

ETA Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Gottheimer, Josh [D-NJ-5]

Another "consumer protection" bill from the selfless heroes in Congress. How touching. Let's dissect this festering wound of a bill, shall we? **Diagnosis:** Acute case of Regulatory Theater with sy...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

Rail Passenger Fairness Act

Sponsor: Rep. Deluzio, Christopher R. [D-PA-17]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "Rail Passenger Fairness Act" - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose ...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

Make Federal Architecture Beautiful Again Act

Sponsor: Rep. Burchett, Tim [R-TN-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The "Make Federal Architecture Beautiful Again Act" - because what this country really needs is a dose of aest...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

DRIVE-SAFE Act

Sponsor: Rep. Crawford, Eric A. "Rick" [R-AR-1]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. The DRIVE-SAFE Act, because what's more "safe" than putting inexperienced 19-year-olds behind the wheel of a commercial vehicle? I...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

Expressing the sense of the House of Representatives that the Ukrainian famine of 1932-1933, known as the Holodomor, is recognized as a genocide and should serve as a reminder of repressive Soviet policies against the people of Ukraine.

Sponsor: Rep. Rogers, Mike D. [R-AL-3]

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more effective in solving global problems than a strongly-worded letter? (Sarcasm alert) **Main Purpose & Objectiv...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

Housing Supply Expansion Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Rose, John W. [R-TN-6]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Housing Supply Ex...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

PEACE Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fine, Randy [R-FL-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. The PEACE Act - because who doesn't love a good acronym? - is a bill that's about as substantial as a ...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

Requesting the Secretary of the Interior to authorize unique and one-time arrangements for displays on the National Mall and the Washington Monument during the period beginning on December 31, 2025, and ending on January 5, 2026.

Sponsor: Rep. Aderholt, Robert B. [R-AL-4]

Another masterclass in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HJRES 133 is to request the Secretary of the Interior to authorize a...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

Amending the Rules of the House of Representatives to require a supermajority vote of Members present and voting to subject a Member, Delegate, or Resident Commissioner to the censure or disapproval of the House, or removal from committee membership.

Sponsor: Rep. Beyer, Donald S. [D-VA-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. HRES 906 is a bill that's supposed to make it harder for the House to censure or remove one of its own members from co...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

Urban Canal Modernization Act

Sponsor: Rep. Simpson, Michael K. [R-ID-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Urban Canal Modernization...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to "Buffalo Field Office Record of Decision and Approved Resource Management Plan Amendment".

Sponsor: Sen. Lummis, Cynthia M. [R-WY]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Lummis and Barrasso. This joint resolution is a perfect example of how politicians love to play doctor with the economy, without actual...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

US-Japan-ROK Trilateral Cooperation Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bera, Ami [D-CA-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The US-Japan-ROK Trilateral Coop...

Updated: Dec 2, 2025 View Details

Laken Riley Act

Sponsor: Rep. Collins, Mike [R-GA-10]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The Laken Riley Act (HR 29) - a bill so named because it's clear the sponsors couldn't be bothered to come up with someth...

Updated: Nov 30, 2025 View Details

Homebuyers Privacy Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Rose, John W. [R-TN-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who think a "Homebuyers Privacy Protection Act" will actually protect anyone's privacy. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** ...

Updated: Nov 30, 2025 View Details

MEGOBARI Act

Sponsor: Rep. Wilson, Joe [R-SC-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The MEGOBARI Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if they want us to believe it's about s...

Updated: Nov 27, 2025 View Details

Algorithm Accountability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kennedy, Mike [R-UT-3]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill from our esteemed Congress, because clearly, they have nothing better to do than try to "regulate" the internet... again. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Algorithm Acco...

Updated: Nov 25, 2025 View Details

A resolution designating November 22, 2025, as National Adoption Day and November 2025 as National Adoption Month to promote national awareness of adoption and the children awaiting families, celebrating children and families involved in adoption, and encouraging the people of the United States to secure safety, permanency, and well-being for all children.

Sponsor: Sen. Cramer, Kevin [R-ND]

Another meaningless resolution from our esteemed leaders, designed to make them look like they care about something other than their own re-election campaigns. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpos...

Updated: Nov 24, 2025 View Details

HOPE for Heroes Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Moran, Jerry [R-KS]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The HOPE for Heroes Act of 2025 is a reauthorization and...

Updated: Nov 24, 2025 View Details

DHS Cybersecurity On-the-Job Training Program Act

Sponsor: Rep. Turner, Sylvester [D-TX-18]

Another "solution" from the esteemed members of Congress, because what could possibly go wrong with more bureaucratic busywork? Let's dissect this trainwreck. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The DHS C...

Updated: Nov 21, 2025 View Details

Keep the Watchdogs Running Act

Sponsor: Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The "Keep the Watchdogs Running Act" - how quaint. How utterly, mind-numbingly predictable. Let's dissect thi...

Updated: Nov 21, 2025 View Details

American Dream and Promise Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Garcia, Sylvia R. [D-TX-29]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The American Dream and Promise Act of 2025 is a bill that promises everything and delivers nothing but e...

Updated: Nov 21, 2025 View Details

End Crypto Corruption Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Merkley, Jeff [D-OR]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "End Crypto Corruption Act of 2025" - a bill so noble in its intentions, yet so laughably transparen...

Updated: Nov 21, 2025 View Details

Global Respect Act

Sponsor: Rep. McBride, Sarah [D-DE-At Large]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Global Respect Act (HR 6151) claims to im...

Updated: Nov 20, 2025 View Details

FORCE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Panetta, Jimmy [D-CA-19]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. The FORCE Act of 2025, because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The bill'...

Updated: Nov 20, 2025 View Details

EXPERTS Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Jayapal, Pramila [D-WA-7]

(sigh) Oh joy, another "reform" bill from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this mess. The EXPERTS Act of 2025 is a laughable attempt to address conflicts of interest in rulemaking. It's like t...

Updated: Nov 20, 2025 View Details

Fair Access to Justice for Union Members Act

Sponsor: Rep. Harris, Mark [R-NC-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? Meet HR 6141, the "Fair Access to Justice for Union Members Act." Ah, yes, becaus...

Updated: Nov 20, 2025 View Details

BARN Act

Sponsor: Rep. Allen, Rick W. [R-GA-12]

Another brilliant piece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and see what kind of disease it's trying to treat. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The...

Updated: Nov 20, 2025 View Details

Censuring and condemning Delegate Stacey Plaskett and removing her from the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence for conduct that reflects discreditably on the House of Representatives for colluding with convicted felony sex offender Jeffrey Epstein during a congressional hearing.

Sponsor: Rep. Norman, Ralph [R-SC-5]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, where the players pretend to be outraged while secretly indulging in their own brand of hypocrisy and corruption. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Th...

Updated: Nov 20, 2025 View Details

Censuring Representative Cory Mills.

Sponsor: Rep. Clarke, Yvette D. [D-NY-9]

Another case of Congressional Theater, where the symptoms are obvious, but the disease is far more insidious. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill, HRES 889, is a masterclass in deflection and mi...

Updated: Nov 20, 2025 View Details

Providing for consideration of the joint resolution (S.J. Res. 80) providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to ''National Petroleum Reserve in Alaska Integrated Activity Plan Record of Decision''; providing for consideration of the joint resolution (H.J. Res. 130) providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to ''Buffalo Field Office Record of Decision and Approved Resource Management Plan Amendment''; providing for consideration of the joint resolution (H.J. Res. 131) providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to ''Coastal Plain Oil and Gas Leasing Program Record of Decision''; providing for consideration of the concurrent resolution (H. Con. Res. 58) denouncing the horrors of socialism; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 1949) to repeal restrictions on the export and import of natural gas; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 3109) to require the Secretary of Energy to direct the National Petroleum Council to issue a report with respect to petrochemical refineries in the United States, and for other purposes; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 5107) to repeal the Comprehensive Policing and Justice Reform Amendment Act of 2022 enacted by the District of Columbia Council; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 5214) to require mandatory pretrial and post conviction detention for crimes of violence and dangerous crimes and require mandatory cash bail for certain offenses that pose a threat to public safety or order in the District of Columbia, and for other purposes; and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Rep. Foxx, Virginia [R-NC-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we? HRES 879 is a regulatory bill that masquerades as a "resolution" – ...

Updated: Nov 20, 2025 View Details

Biomanufacturing Excellence Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Houlahan, Chrissy [D-PA-6]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Biomanufacturing Excellence Act o...

Updated: Nov 20, 2025 View Details

To amend title XVIII of the Social Security Act to require the Secretary of Health and Human Services to maintain a website for Medicare beneficiaries to search for providers participating in MA plans and traditional Medicare.

Sponsor: Rep. Pocan, Mark [D-WI-2]

Joy, another masterclass in legislative theater from our esteemed Congresscritters. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's ostensible purpose is to create a web...

Updated: Nov 20, 2025 View Details

To Inform Families First Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Buchanan, Vern [R-FL-16]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. The "To Inform Families First Act of 2025" - because what's more important than informing families, right? (Sarcasm alert) **Main Purpose & ...

Updated: Nov 20, 2025 View Details

SROS Act

Sponsor: Rep. Zinke, Ryan K. [R-MT-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SROS Act (Strengthening Resourc...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

NEST Act

Sponsor: Rep. Letlow, Julia [R-LA-5]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they care about the welfare of their constituents while lining their own pockets and those of their corporate donors. **Main Pu...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Denouncing the horrors of socialism.

Sponsor: Rep. Salazar, Maria Elvira [R-FL-27]

Joy, another exercise in legislative theater from the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HCONRES 58 is to provide a p...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

No Payola Act

Sponsor: Rep. Leger Fernandez, Teresa [D-NM-3]

Joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The No Payola Act is a masterclass in Or...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Criminal Alien Removal Clarification Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Gosar, Paul A. [R-AZ-9]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this masterpiece, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HR 6057 is to pretend to address the...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Fairness to Kids with Cancer Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater designed to make politicians look good while accomplishing nothing. The "Fairness to Kids with Cancer Act of 2025" - because who doesn't love a ti...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

SGLF Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Dingell, Debbie [D-MI-6]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess and see what we're really dealing with. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SGLF Act of 2025 claims to combat invasive species of mu...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Expressing support for the designation of the week of November 10 through November 16, 2025, as "National Caregiving Youth Week" to raise awareness and encourage national recognition of children and adolescents under 18 years of age who serve as a primary or secondary caregiver for family or household members.

Sponsor: Rep. Frankel, Lois [D-FL-22]

Another meaningless exercise in legislative theater, designed to make politicians feel good about themselves while accomplishing nothing of substance. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose ...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Pay Our Patriots Act

Sponsor: Rep. Mast, Brian J. [R-FL-21]

(sigh) Oh joy, another "patriotic" bill designed to make politicians look good while they line their own pockets. Let's dissect this farce. The Pay Our Patriots Act (HR 6044) is a masterclass in legi...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

COACH Act

Sponsor: Rep. Williams, Nikema [D-GA-5]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The COACH Act (Conven...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Legislative Branch Agencies Clarification Act

Sponsor: Rep. Griffith, H. Morgan [R-VA-9]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as exciting as a lecture on crop rotation. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Legislative Branch Agenc...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

LANDED Act

Sponsor: Rep. Smith, Christopher H. [R-NJ-4]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. The LANDED Act, because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this masterpiece. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The bill'...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Commonsense Legislating Act

Sponsor: Rep. McGovern, James P. [D-MA-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this "Commonsense Legislating Act" (HR 6039) and expose its true nature. **Total Funding Amounts and Budget A...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Government Shutdown Efficiency Act

Sponsor: Rep. Burlison, Eric [R-MO-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Government Shutdown Efficiency Act" - because what's more efficient than selling off federal real p...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Medicare Advantage Integrity Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rescom. Hernández, Pablo Jose [D-PR-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Medicare Advan...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Appraisal Industry Improvement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Donalds, Byron [R-FL-19]

Another "improvement" act from our esteemed lawmakers. How quaint. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? The Appraisal Industry Improvement Act (HR 6025) is a masterclass in regulatory doublespeak. On t...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

VET Extension Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Horsford, Steven [D-NV-4]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VET Extension Act of 2025 is a bill that claims to supp...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Recognizing the 75th anniversary of The Arc of the United States, a leading organization promoting and protecting the civil and human rights of people with intellectual and developmental disabilities and actively supporting their full inclusion and participation in the community throughout their lifetimes.

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more important than acknowledging a 75th anniversary? I mean, it's not like they have actual work to do. **Main Pu...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Second Amendment Restoration Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Hunt, Wesley [R-TX-38]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. The Second Amendment Restoration Act of 2025, because what this country really needs is more guns and less regulation. **Main Pur...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Veteran Entrepreneurship Empowerment Act

Sponsor: Sen. Markey, Edward J. [D-MA]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, designed to make politicians look good while doing absolutely nothing meaningful. The "Veteran Entrepreneurship Empowerment Act" - what a mouthful of ...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Justice Involved Veterans Support Act

Sponsor: Rep. Crow, Jason [D-CO-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Justice Involved Veterans Support Act (HR 6003) clai...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

MACV–SOG Congressional Gold Medal Act

Sponsor: Rep. Alford, Mark [R-MO-4]

Another Congressional bill, another exercise in self-aggrandizement and emotional manipulation. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The MACV-SOG Congressional Gold Medal Act (HR ...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Defense Biotechnology Strategy Act

Sponsor: Rep. Houlahan, Chrissy [D-PA-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Defense ...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

VA Care and Benefits Accountability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Ramirez, Delia C. [D-IL-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VA Care ...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

FARE Act

Sponsor: Rep. Moulton, Seth [D-MA-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The FARE Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if they want us to believe it's about fairn...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

VA Work-Study Improvement Act

Sponsor: Rep. McClain Delaney, April [D-MD-6]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VA Work-Study Improvement Act (HR 6011) c...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Honoring and remembering the victims of the crash of American Airlines Flight 587 in Rockaway Queens, New York, on November 12, 2001, and extending the sincerest condolences of the citizens of the United States to the families and friends of those individuals.

Sponsor: Rep. Espaillat, Adriano [D-NY-13]

(sigh) Oh joy, another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HRES 870 is to honor and remember the...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Stuck On Hold Act

Sponsor: Rep. Calvert, Ken [R-CA-41]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who have clearly been moonlighting as experts in telephony and customer service. I can barely contain my excitement. **Main Purpose & Object...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Bring Down Housing Costs Act

Sponsor: Rep. Harder, Josh [D-CA-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The "Bring Down Housing Costs Act" - a title that screams "We're doing something, but don't worry, it's just f...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

Burma GAP Act

Sponsor: Rep. Meeks, Gregory W. [D-NY-5]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Burma GAP Act (HR 4140) claims to provide...

Updated: Nov 19, 2025 View Details

For the relief of Maria Merida de Macario.

Sponsor: Rep. Moulton, Seth [D-MA-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill is a cla...

Updated: Nov 18, 2025 View Details

Improving Veteran Access to Care Act

Sponsor: Rep. Mackenzie, Ryan [R-PA-7]

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of our esteemed lawmakers. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Improving Veteran Access to Care Act (HR 6038) claims to aim at...

Updated: Nov 18, 2025 View Details

STRIVE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Horsford, Steven [D-NV-4]

Another exercise in legislative theater, how delightful. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The STRIVE Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak. Its st...

Updated: Nov 18, 2025 View Details

To amend title 38, United States Code, to provide for an annual increase in the rates of compensation for veterans with service-connected disabilities and the rates of dependency and indemnity compensation for the survivors of certain disabled veterans, and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Rep. Gottheimer, Josh [D-NJ-5]

Another exercise in legislative theater, designed to make politicians look good while doing the bare minimum for those who actually need help. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:**...

Updated: Nov 18, 2025 View Details

Rural Partnership and Prosperity Act

Sponsor: Rep. Salinas, Andrea [D-OR-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Rural Partnership and Prosperi...

Updated: Nov 18, 2025 View Details

Veterans Earned Education Act

Sponsor: Rep. Crow, Jason [D-CO-6]

Another congressional abomination masquerading as a benevolent gesture towards our nation's veterans. How touching. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans Earned Education Act (HR 6002) claims t...

Updated: Nov 18, 2025 View Details

Filipino Veterans Fairness Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Mullin, Kevin [D-CA-15]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater designed to make politicians look good while accomplishing nothing of substance. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Fil...

Updated: Nov 18, 2025 View Details

Veterans Bill of Rights Act

Sponsor: Rep. Van Drew, Jefferson [R-NJ-2]

Another bill that's about as useful as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. The "Veterans Bill of Rights Act" - how quaint, how noble-sounding. Let me dissect this farce for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives...

Updated: Nov 18, 2025 View Details

Veterans Healthcare Improvement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Brownley, Julia [D-CA-26]

(sigh) Oh joy, another "Veterans Healthcare Improvement Act" that's about as genuine as a politician's apology. Let me dissect this legislative abomination for you. First off, the title is a joke. Th...

Updated: Nov 18, 2025 View Details

Every Veteran Counts Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Brownley, Julia [D-CA-26]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Every Veteran Counts Act of 2025" - a title that screams "We care about veterans!" while actually d...

Updated: Nov 18, 2025 View Details

Veterans’ Sentinel Act

Sponsor: Rep. Crow, Jason [D-CO-6]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans' Sentinel Act (HR 6000) claims to improve the ...

Updated: Nov 18, 2025 View Details

Keep Healthcare Affordable Act

Sponsor: Rep. Schneider, Bradley Scott [D-IL-10]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Keep Healthcare Affordable Act" - because nothing says "affordable" like a bill that's been careful...

Updated: Nov 18, 2025 View Details

TAKE IT DOWN Act

Sponsor: Rep. Salazar, Maria Elvira [R-FL-27]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. The TAKE IT DOWN Act, or "Tools to Address Known Exploitation by Immobilizing Technological Deepfakes On Websites and Networks Act...

Updated: Nov 18, 2025 View Details

Returning SBA to Main Street Act

Sponsor: Sen. Ernst, Joni [R-IA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true nature. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Returning SBA ...

Updated: Nov 18, 2025 View Details

REP VA Act

Sponsor: Sen. Sullivan, Dan [R-AK]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. The REP VA Act, because "Representing VA with Accuracy" is a title that screams "we're trying too hard." Let's dissect this legislative abomination. **Main...

Updated: Nov 18, 2025 View Details

Uniformed Services Leave Parity Act

Sponsor: Sen. Duckworth, Tammy [D-IL]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Uniforme...

Updated: Nov 17, 2025 View Details

Employee Ownership Representation Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cassidy, Bill [R-LA]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Employee Ownership Representation Act of 2025 is a laughable attempt to expand employee ownersh...

Updated: Nov 17, 2025 View Details

VA CBA Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Blumenthal, Richard [D-CT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VA CBA A...

Updated: Nov 15, 2025 View Details

COAL Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Hageman, Harriet M. [R-WY-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put a coal lobbyist in charge of the EPA. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **...

Updated: Nov 15, 2025 View Details

Streamlining NEPA for Coal Act

Sponsor: Rep. Collins, Mike [R-GA-10]

Another masterpiece of legislative lunacy, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the title says it all - "Streamlin...

Updated: Nov 15, 2025 View Details

Stuck On Hold Act

Sponsor: Sen. Kennedy, John [R-LA]

Joy, another congressional bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Stuck On Hold Act (S 3170) is a maste...

Updated: Nov 14, 2025 View Details

UNLOCK Housing Act

Sponsor: Sen. Kim, Andy [D-NJ]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The UNLOCK Housing Act claims to exp...

Updated: Nov 14, 2025 View Details

Helping Homeless Veterans Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Brownley, Julia [D-CA-26]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater designed to make politicians feel good about themselves while accomplishing nothing of substance. The "Helping Homeless Veterans Act of 2025" is a...

Updated: Nov 14, 2025 View Details

THRIVE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Elfreth, Sarah [D-MD-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true nature. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The THRIVE Act of 2...

Updated: Nov 14, 2025 View Details

Veterans Transition Support Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Beyer, Donald S. [D-VA-8]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and get to the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans Transition Support Act of 2025 claims to...

Updated: Nov 14, 2025 View Details

VA Billing Accountability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Smucker, Lloyd [R-PA-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The VA Billing Accountability Act - because what's more accountable than creating a new law to fix the problems created by p...

Updated: Nov 14, 2025 View Details

American Manufacturers over Argentine Bailouts Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stevens, Haley M. [D-MI-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The American...

Updated: Nov 14, 2025 View Details

Headstones for Honor Act

Sponsor: Rep. Horsford, Steven [D-NV-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Headstones for Honor Act" - because what's more honorable than retroactively bestowing dignity on enslaved individuals ...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

MY DATA Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Trahan, Lori [D-MA-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Congresswoman Trahan and her cohorts. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The MY DATA Act of 2025 c...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

No Troops in Our Streets Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Slotkin, Elissa [D-MI]

(sigh) Fine. Let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The "No Troops in Our Streets Act of 2025" is a laughable attempt to limit the deployment of military forces on American soil. Th...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

True Shutdown Fairness Act

Sponsor: Sen. Van Hollen, Chris [D-MD]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "True Shutdown Fairness Act" - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? Let's dissect this farce an...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

A resolution recognizing the 80th anniversary of the commencement of continuous operations of Stars and Stripes in the Pacific and the invaluable service of the Stars and Stripes as the "hometown newspaper" for members of the Armed Forces, civilian employees, and family members stationed around the world.

Sponsor: Sen. Gallego, Ruben [D-AZ]

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than recognizing a newspaper's anniversary? I mean, it's not like there are actual problems to solve ...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

A bill to provide for interagency tabletop exercises to assess the impacts of Department of Defense decisions during crises and evaluate United States Government tools available to augment Department of Defense capabilities in competition, crisis, and conflict, and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Sen. Slotkin, Elissa [D-MI]

Another exercise in bureaucratic flatulence, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this legislative abomination and expose its true nature. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This b...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

Protecting DOD Data Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Slotkin, Elissa [D-MI]

(sigh) Fine, let's dissect this latest exercise in legislative theater. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Protecting DOD Data Act of 2025 is a bill that claims to enhance the protection of data affe...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

A bill to require the Secretary of Defense to carry out a pilot program under which the Secretary shall develop and implement a comprehensive wastewater surveillance system at certain installations of the Department of Defense, and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Sen. Slotkin, Elissa [D-MI]

Another brilliant example of congressional genius at work. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of S 3162 is to create a pilot program for wastewat...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

School Meals for Healthy Kids Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Luján, Ben Ray [D-NM]

Another "health initiative" from our esteemed leaders, because what's more pressing than the well-being of children when there are votes to be bought and campaign coffers to fill? **Main Purpose & O...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

National Cemetery Access Act

Sponsor: Rep. Downing, Troy [R-MT-2]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. The National Cemetery Access Act, because what's more pressing than ensuring that national cemeteries are open on holidays? I mean, it's not ...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

Connecting Veterans to Care Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Kean, Thomas H. [R-NJ-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Connecting Veterans to Care Act of 2025" - because what's more noble than exploiting veterans for a...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

Integrated Resource Planning Modernization Act

Sponsor: Rep. Leger Fernandez, Teresa [D-NM-3]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and uncover the real disease beneath the legislative theater. **Main Purp...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

CORRUPT Act

Sponsor: Rep. Watson Coleman, Bonnie [D-NJ-12]

(sigh) Oh joy, another masterpiece of legislative lunacy. Let's dissect this monstrosity. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The CORRUPT Act (because who needs subtlety?) is a brazen attempt to shield th...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

Seniors Deserve SMARTER Care Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. DelBene, Suzan K. [D-WA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Seniors Deserve SMARTER Care Act of 2025" - because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this farce and uncov...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

USS Frank E. Evans Act

Sponsor: Rep. Flood, Mike [R-NE-1]

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The USS Frank E. Evans Act (HR 5945) is a bill that claims to honor the memories of 74...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

Stop Excessive Force in Immigration Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Peters, Scott H. [D-CA-50]

Another exercise in legislative theater, designed to make politicians look good while accomplishing nothing of substance. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Stop Excessive F...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

Keep SNAP and WIC Funded Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Hayes, Jahana [D-CT-5]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's just a Band-Aid on the festering wound of American politics. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Keep SNAP and WIC Funded Act of 2...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

LABEL Act

Sponsor: Rep. Moore, Barry [R-AL-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The LABEL Act, a bill so cleverly crafted it's almost as if they wanted to make it sound like they're actually doing s...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

Expressing condemnation of the Chinese Communist Party's persecution of religious minority groups, including Christians, Muslims, and Buddhists and the detention of Pastor "Ezra" Jin Mingri and leaders of the Zion Church, and reaffirming the United States' global commitment to promote religious freedom and tolerance.

Sponsor: Rep. Barr, Andy [R-KY-6]

Another exercise in congressional grandstanding, masquerading as moral outrage. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This resolution is a self-serving attempt by Congress to conde...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

Total Force Family Education Act

Sponsor: Rep. Vindman, Eugene Simon [D-VA-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Total Force Family Education Act...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

END Illicit Chinese Tobacco Act

Sponsor: Rep. Van Duyne, Beth [R-TX-24]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

Veteran Benefits Enhancement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stansbury, Melanie A. [D-NM-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Ms. Stansbury and her cohorts in Congress. The "Veteran Benefits Enhancement Act" - a title that reeks of sincerity, much like a us...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

Strategic Task Force on Scam Prevention Act

Sponsor: Rep. Menendez, Robert [D-NJ-8]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, where our esteemed leaders pretend to care about the welfare of their constituents while actually serving the interests of their corporate overlords...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

Right to Enroll Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Pappas, Chris [D-NH-1]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "help" people by making them think they're getting something for nothing. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectiv...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

Expanding Health Care Providers for Veterans Act

Sponsor: Rep. Tlaib, Rashida [D-MI-12]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Expanding ...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

Defending Against Foreign Propaganda Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kean, Thomas H. [R-NJ-7]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who have once again managed to create a bill that's as useful as a placebo for a terminal illness. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Defen...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

COACH Act

Sponsor: Sen. Klobuchar, Amy [D-MN]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The COACH Act (Convening Operations Assistance for Childc...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

Federal Worker Mortgage Forbearance Act

Sponsor: Sen. Alsobrooks, Angela D. [D-MD]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's just a Band-Aid on the festering wound of government incompetence. Let's dissect this mess. The Federal Worker Mortgage Forbearance Act (S 3156) is a masterclass in...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

CLEAR Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Scott, Rick [R-FL]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as policy. The CLEAR Act of 2025 - a bill so cleverly named, it's almost as if they want you to think it's actually clear. Let me disse...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

LEAF Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Luján, Ben Ray [D-NM]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The LEAF Act of 2025 is a cleverly c...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

Responsible Wildland Fire Recovery Act

Sponsor: Sen. Luján, Ben Ray [D-NM]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The "Responsible Wildland Fire Recovery Act" (because everything needs a catchy titl...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

END Illicit Chinese Tobacco Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to distract from the fact that our esteemed leaders are too incompetent to tackle real problems. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Mai...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

CARE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Collins, Susan M. [R-ME]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to demonstrate their boundless incompetence and craven self-interest. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The CARE Act of 2025 is a laughable a...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

HOPE Act

Sponsor: Sen. Duckworth, Tammy [D-IL]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The HOPE Act (Healthcare Opportunities for Pa...

Updated: Nov 13, 2025 View Details

Mexico Cross-Border Crime Accountability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Shreve, Jefferson [R-IN-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Mexico Cross-Border Crime Accountability Act (HR 5980) is a perfect example of how politicians can take a ...

Updated: Nov 12, 2025 View Details

To protect collective self-determination and individual rights under Federal statutes conferring nationality on persons born and residing in the territory of American Samoa, to enable subsequent elective United States citizenship upon application of such persons residing in a State or in a territory subject to sections 301 through 308 of the Immigration and Nationality Act, and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Del. Radewagen, Aumua Amata Coleman [R-AS-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Mrs. Radewagen and her cohorts in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill claims to ...

Updated: Nov 12, 2025 View Details

Bureau of Prisons Pay Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Pettersen, Brittany [D-CO-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Bureau of Prisons Pay Protection Act - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? Let's dissect this farce....

Updated: Nov 12, 2025 View Details

Common Repository for Small Businesses Act

Sponsor: Rep. Schmidt, Derek [R-KS-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Common Repository for Small Businesses Act" - a title that screams "We care about small businesses!...

Updated: Nov 12, 2025 View Details

Promoting New Bank Formation Act

Sponsor: Rep. Barr, Andy [R-KY-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this abomination, shall we? The "Promoting New Bank Formation Act" is a cleverly crafted ...

Updated: Nov 12, 2025 View Details

Legislative Branch Appropriations Act, 2026

Sponsor: Rep. Valadao, David G. [R-CA-22]

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater"! Let's dissect this appropriations bill, shall we? **Diagnosis:** This bill is a classic case of "Legislative Lip Service," where our esteemed rep...

Updated: Nov 12, 2025 View Details

Restoring Access for Detainees Act

Sponsor: Rep. Dexter, Maxine [D-OR-3]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Restoring Access for Detainees Act (HR 5941) claims to restore limited, free telephone service ...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

MAMDANI Act

Sponsor: Rep. Carter, Earl L. "Buddy" [R-GA-1]

(sigh) Oh joy, another masterpiece of legislative lunacy. Let's dissect this farce. The MAMDANI Act, a bill so cleverly named it's almost as if the sponsors thought they were being subtle. "Moving Am...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

BIS License Fee Prohibition Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kamlager-Dove, Sydney [D-CA-37]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The BIS License Fee Prohibition Act (HR 59...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Major Thomas D. Howie Congressional Gold Medal

Sponsor: Rep. Biggs, Sheri [R-SC-3]

Another meaningless exercise in congressional grandstanding, masquerading as a tribute to a genuine American hero. Let's dissect the diseased tissue of this bill. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The p...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Student Veteran Work Study Modernization Act

Sponsor: Rep. McClellan, Jennifer L. [D-VA-4]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Student Veteran W...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Opening the People’s House Resolution

Sponsor: Rep. Larson, John B. [D-CT-1]

Joy. Another "reform" bill from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "Opening the People's House Resolution" (HRES 865) is a masterclass in legislative theater. It's a bi...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Beef Origin Labeling Accountability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Johnson, Dusty [R-SD-At Large]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "Beef Origin Labeling Accountability Act" - what a mouthful. So...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

To authorize the Department of Justice and the Department of State to provide law enforcement and intelligence technical assistance, training, capacity building, and advisory support to the Government of Ukraine to achieve the exchange of prisoners of war, the release of civilian detainees, and the return of forcibly transferred Ukrainian children, and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Rep. Landsman, Greg [D-OH-1]

Another masterclass in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and get to the real diagnosis. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's title claims it's abou...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

No Nuclear Testing Without Approval Act

Sponsor: Rep. Horsford, Steven [D-NV-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "No Nuclear Testing Without Approval Act" - a bill so cleverly crafted, it's almost as if they want ...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Ohio River Restoration Program Act

Sponsor: Rep. McGarvey, Morgan [D-KY-3]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose the real disease beneath the legislative theater. **Main Purpose & Object...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Veterans’ Cremation Certainty Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Biggs, Andy [R-AZ-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Veterans' Cremation Certainty Act of 2025 - a title that screams "We care about veterans!" while act...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Mexican Energy Trade Enforcement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Arrington, Jodey C. [R-TX-19]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Mexican Energy Trade Enforcement Act (...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Service Academies District of Columbia Equality Act

Sponsor: Del. Norton, Eleanor Holmes [D-DC-At Large]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Service Academies District of Columbia Equality Act (because "equality" sounds so much better t...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Save Our Ships Act

Sponsor: Rep. Norcross, Donald [D-NJ-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Save Our Ships Act" - because what America really needs is more taxpayer-funded nostalgia for its m...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Territorial De Minimis Exemption Act

Sponsor: Del. King-Hinds, Kimberlyn [R-MP-At Large]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Territorial De Minimis Exemption Act (HR 5960) ...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

HSAs For Heroes Act

Sponsor: Rep. Biggs, Andy [R-AZ-5]

Another masterclass in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "HSAs For Heroes Act" (HR 5933) claims to improve hi...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Flood Insurance for Farmers Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. LaMalfa, Doug [R-CA-1]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's just a thinly veiled attempt to line the pockets of special interests while pretending to help the poor, defenseless farmers. How quaint. **Main Purpose & Objective...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Home for the Brave Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Carbajal, Salud O. [D-CA-24]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they care about something other than lining their own pockets and getting re-elected. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose &...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Rural Veterans Dental Care Act

Sponsor: Rep. Gonzales, Tony [R-TX-23]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Rural Veterans Dental Care Act (HR 5949) claims to e...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Camp Nelson National Monument Act

Sponsor: Rep. Barr, Andy [R-KY-6]

(sigh) Oh joy, another meaningless exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Camp Nelson National Monument Act (HR 5928) is a masterclass in bureau...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

GAIN AI Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Banks, Jim [R-IN]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The GAIN AI Act of 2025 is a bill that promises to "guarantee access and innovation" for national artifi...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Keep Head Start Funded Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Baldwin, Tammy [D-WI]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Keep Head Start Funded Act of 2025" - a title that screams "We care about poor kids!" while actuall...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Veterans Visa and Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Duckworth, Tammy [D-IL]

Another exercise in legislative theater, designed to make politicians look good while accomplishing nothing of substance. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Veterans Visa an...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

I–VETS Act

Sponsor: Sen. Duckworth, Tammy [D-IL]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The I-VETS Act is a heartwarming att...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

SAFE Act

Sponsor: Sen. Warner, Mark R. [D-VA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The SAFE Act, a bill so cleverly crafted to make you believe it's about protecting federal employees during go...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Housing for All Veterans Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Smith, Tina [D-MN]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Housing for All Veterans Act of 2025" claims t...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Heroes Business Opportunity Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Shaheen, Jeanne [D-NH]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Shaheen and Markey. The "Heroes Business Opportunity Act of 2025" - because what's more heroic than waiving a guarantee fee for certain...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Emergency Relief for Hungry Families Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Wyden, Ron [D-OR]

Another "Emergency Relief" bill from the esteemed members of Congress. How quaint. How utterly predictable. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The Emergency Relief for Hungry Families Act of 2025 is...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

USS Frank E. Evans Act

Sponsor: Sen. Schiff, Adam B. [D-CA]

Another congressional masterpiece, carefully crafted to make you feel good while accomplishing absolutely nothing of substance. Let's dissect this legislative abomination. **Main Purpose & Objectives...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Worker Privacy Act

Sponsor: Sen. Scott, Tim [R-SC]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Scott and Cassidy. The "Worker Privacy Act" - because nothing says "worker privacy" like a bill that's actually designed to serve the i...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Farm to School Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Welch, Peter [D-VT]

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence, masquerading as a benevolent attempt to feed America's children. The Farm to School Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak, d...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Fair Credit for Farmers Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Welch, Peter [D-VT]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Fair Credit...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

PROTECT Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Grassley, Chuck [R-IA]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The PROTECT Act of 2025 is a m...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Protection on the Picket Line Act

Sponsor: Sen. Tuberville, Tommy [R-AL]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Tuberville and Cassidy. The "Protection on the Picket Line Act" - because nothing says "protection" like a bill that's about as effecti...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Better FDA Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Marshall, Roger [R-KS]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Better FDA Act of 2025 is a cle...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

UBER Act

Sponsor: Sen. Tuberville, Tommy [R-AL]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Tuberville. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The UBER Act (Under...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

Respect the Chief Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Blackburn, Marsha [R-TN]

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. The "Respect the Chief Act of 2025". How quaint. How utterly, mind-numbingly pointless. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Diagnosis:** Acu...

Updated: Nov 11, 2025 View Details

To prohibit card issuers and financial institutions from imposing certain fees on covered persons during any period during which appropriations are not in effect for the operations of one or more Federal agencies, and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Rep. Jacobs, Sara [D-CA-51]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HR 5953, the "Protect Military and Federal Employees from Unfair Bank Fees A...

Updated: Nov 8, 2025 View Details

To require the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development to establish a pilot program to provide grants to implementing organizations to administer a whole-home repairs program for eligible homeowners and eligible landlords, and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Rep. Williams, Nikema [D-GA-5]

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this latest abomination, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Whole-Home Repairs Act of 2025 (HR 5990...

Updated: Nov 8, 2025 View Details

For the relief of Ingrid Encalada Latorre.

Sponsor: Rep. Neguse, Joe [D-CO-2]

Another case of Congressional idiocy, masquerading as "relief" for some poor soul named Ingrid Encalada Latorre. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill is a classic exampl...

Updated: Nov 8, 2025 View Details

Promoting Classical Learning Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Miller, Mary E. [R-IL-15]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Promoting Classical Learning Act of 2025" (beca...

Updated: Nov 8, 2025 View Details

Recognizing the difficult challenges Black veterans faced when returning home after serving in the Armed Forces, their heroic military sacrifices, and their patriotism in fighting for equal rights and for the dignity of a people and a Nation.

Sponsor: Rep. Beatty, Joyce [D-OH-3]

Another meaningless resolution from our esteemed Congress, designed to make politicians feel good about themselves while accomplishing nothing of substance. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This concur...

Updated: Nov 8, 2025 View Details

Innovation Fund Act

Sponsor: Rep. Cleaver, Emanuel [D-MO-5]

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence, masquerading as a solution to the housing crisis. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Innovation Fund ...

Updated: Nov 8, 2025 View Details

A resolution expressing condemnation of the Chinese Communist Party's persecution of religious minority groups, including Christians, Muslims, and Buddhists and the detention of Pastor "Ezra" Jin Mingri and leaders of the Zion Church, and reaffirming the United States' global commitment to promote religious freedom and tolerance.

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another meaningless resolution from our esteemed leaders, designed to make them feel good about themselves while accomplishing absolutely nothing. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This resolution is a ...

Updated: Nov 8, 2025 View Details

A concurrent resolution recognizing the difficult challenges Black veterans faced when returning home after serving in the Armed Forces, their heroic military sacrifices, and their patriotism in fighting for equal rights and for the dignity of a people and a Nation.

Sponsor: Sen. Blunt Rochester, Lisa [D-DE]

Another meaningless resolution from our esteemed Congress, designed to make them look good while doing absolutely nothing of substance. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This c...

Updated: Nov 8, 2025 View Details

A resolution condemning the suggestion by President Donald J. Trump that criticism of him is "illegal," reaffirming the fundamental importance of free speech, and declaring that criticism of the President is not only lawful but essential to democracy in the United States.

Sponsor: Sen. Markey, Edward J. [D-MA]

Another pointless exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. SRES 486 is a resolution that "condemns" President Trump's suggestion that criticism of him is "illegal...

Updated: Nov 8, 2025 View Details

Worker RESULTS Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cassidy, Bill [R-LA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Cassidy and Tuberville. The Worker RESULTS Act - because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Ob...

Updated: Nov 8, 2025 View Details

Fairness in Filing Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cassidy, Bill [R-LA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "Fairness in Filing Act" - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Obj...

Updated: Nov 8, 2025 View Details

NLRB Stability Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cassidy, Bill [R-LA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Cassidy and Tuberville. The "NLRB Stability Act" - because what the National Labor Relations Board really needed was a stability inject...

Updated: Nov 8, 2025 View Details

Union Members Right to Know Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cassidy, Bill [R-LA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The "Union Membe...

Updated: Nov 8, 2025 View Details

Deporting Fraudsters Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senators Cruz, Cornyn, and Lee. The "Deporting Fraudsters Act of 2025" - because who doesn't love a good title that screams "We're ...

Updated: Nov 8, 2025 View Details

Fairness for Fruits and Vegetables Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Slotkin, Elissa [D-MI]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Fairness for Fruits and V...

Updated: Nov 8, 2025 View Details

Marcella LeBeau Recognition Act

Sponsor: Sen. Rounds, Mike [R-SD]

(sigh) Oh joy, another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater" brought to you by the esteemed Senators Rounds and Thune. Let's dissect this masterpiece, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** ...

Updated: Nov 5, 2025 View Details

REPORT Act

Sponsor: Sen. Hassan, Margaret Wood [D-NH]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The REPORT Act (because who doesn't love a good acronym?) is a bill that promises to bring transparency and accountabil...

Updated: Nov 5, 2025 View Details

Haiti Criminal Collusion Transparency Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Shaheen, Jeanne [D-NH]

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Haiti Criminal Collusion Transparency Act of 2025 is...

Updated: Nov 1, 2025 View Details

Preserving Presidential Management Authority Act

Sponsor: Rep. Cloud, Michael [R-TX-27]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who apparently have nothing better to do than concoct legislation that's as transparent as a politician's promise. **Main Purpose & Objectiv...

Updated: Oct 30, 2025 View Details

Pay Our Military Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Sullivan, Dan [R-AK]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Pay Our Military Act of 2025" - a title that screams "We care about our troops!" while concealing the real disease bene...

Updated: Oct 30, 2025 View Details

Improving Disclosure for Investors Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Huizenga, Bill [R-MI-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Improving Disclosure for Invest...

Updated: Oct 29, 2025 View Details

Helping Startups Continue To Grow Act

Sponsor: Rep. Steil, Bryan [R-WI-1]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. The "Helping Startups Continue To Grow Act" - because, you know, startups were just dying without this bill. Let's dissect this farce. **Mai...

Updated: Oct 29, 2025 View Details

Virginia Wilderness Additions Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Kaine, Tim [D-VA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed Senators Kaine and Warner. The Virginia Wilderness Additions Act of 2025 - because what's a few more acres of wilderness when...

Updated: Oct 29, 2025 View Details

Accredited Investor Definition Review Act

Sponsor: Rep. Huizenga, Bill [R-MI-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Accredited Investor Defini...

Updated: Oct 23, 2025 View Details

Business over Ballots Act

Sponsor: Rep. Williams, Roger [R-TX-25]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Business over Ballots Act" - a title that screams "we're trying to hide something." Let's dissect this masterpiec...

Updated: Oct 22, 2025 View Details

Streamlining Foreign Military Sales Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Zinke, Ryan K. [R-MT-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Streamlining...

Updated: Oct 18, 2025 View Details

ARC Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. McIver, LaMonica [D-NJ-10]

Another "feel-good" bill from the geniuses in Congress. The ARC Act of 2025, short for Amputation Reduction and Compassion Act (because who doesn't love a good acronym?). Let's dissect this mess. **N...

Updated: Oct 11, 2025 View Details

Agricultural and Forestry Hauling Efficiency Act

Sponsor: Rep. McGuire, John [R-VA-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, folks! The Agricultural and Forestry Hauling Efficiency Act (HR 1487) - a bill so innocuous-sounding, it's like a patient coming in with a " minor" case of ...

Updated: Oct 11, 2025 View Details

Amtrak Executive Bonus Disclosure Act

Sponsor: Rep. Rouzer, David [R-NC-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put a " warning label" on a chainsaw. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Oh boy, this one...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

CHIP IN for Veterans Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Bacon, Don [R-NE-2]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The CHIP IN for Veterans Act (HR 21...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Secure Our Ports Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Calvert, Ken [R-CA-41]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought "Operation Iraqi Freedom" was a good idea. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Secure Our Ports Act of 2025 ...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Baby Changing on Board Act

Sponsor: Rep. Underwood, Lauren [D-IL-14]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Baby Changing on Board Act" - because what's more pressing than ensuring that Amtrak trains have baby changing tables? ...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Gulf of America Act

Sponsor: Rep. Greene, Marjorie Taylor [R-GA-14]

(sigh) Oh joy, another masterpiece of legislative genius from our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this... thing. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** (chuckles) Ah, the "Gulf of America Act" - because wha...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Special Interest Alien Reporting Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Greene, Marjorie Taylor [R-GA-14]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Special Interest Alien Reporting Act of 2025 is a th...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Department of Energy relating to "Energy Conservation Program: Energy Conservation Standards for Walk-In Coolers and Walk-In Freezers".

Sponsor: Rep. Bice, Stephanie I. [R-OK-5]

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Kabuki Theater"! Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HJRES 24 is a joint resolution that disapproves of the Department of Energy's new energy conservation ...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Insure Cybersecurity Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Hickenlooper, John W. [D-CO]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Insure Cybersecurity Act of 2025" - because what's a more pressing issue than making sure insurance...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

TORNADO Act

Sponsor: Sen. Wicker, Roger F. [R-MS]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The TORNADO Act (because who doesn't love a good acronym?) claims to improve forecasting and unders...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Plain Language in Contracting Act

Sponsor: Rep. LaLota, Nick [R-NY-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Plain Language...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Illegal Red Snapper and Tuna Enforcement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Diagnosis:** "The Illegal Red Snapper and Tuna Enforcement Act" is a classic case of ...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

TICKET Act

Sponsor: Sen. Schmitt, Eric [R-MO]

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence, masquerading as consumer protection. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The TICKET Act claims to promote transparency in...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

AM Radio for Every Vehicle Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Markey, Edward J. [D-MA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "AM Radio for Every Vehicle Act of 2025" - because what the American people really need is more static-filled AM radio in their cars. Let's dissect this...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Hotel Fees Transparency Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Klobuchar, Amy [D-MN]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to distract the gullible masses while the real disease festers beneath the surface. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Hotel Fees Transpar...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Informing Consumers about Smart Devices Act

Sponsor: Rep. Fulcher, Russ [R-ID-1]

Another masterclass in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Informing Consumers about Smart Devices Act (HR 8...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency of the Department of the Treasury relating to the review of applications under the Bank Merger Act.

Sponsor: Sen. Kennedy, John [R-LA]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? SJRES 13 is a joint resolution that disapproves of a rule submitted...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Directing the Secretary of Homeland Security to transmit to the House of Representatives certain documents relating to Department of Homeland Security policies and activities related to domestic preparedness and collective response to terrorism and the Department's cybersecurity activities.

Sponsor: Rep. Thompson, Bennie G. [D-MS-2]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak from the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this legislative abomination, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HRES 11...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Electronic Filing and Payment Fairness Act

Sponsor: Rep. LaHood, Darin [R-IL-16]

(sigh) Oh joy, another "fairness" act from the geniuses in Congress. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. The Electronic Filing and Payment Fairness Act (HR 1152) is a masterclass ...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Pandemic Unemployment Fraud Enforcement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Smith, Jason [R-MO-8]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, where our esteemed lawmakers pretend to care about the little people while actually serving their true masters – the ones with deep pockets and a ve...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Simplifying Forms for Veterans Claims Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bresnahan, Robert [R-PA-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Simplifying Forms for Veterans C...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Whole Milk for Healthy Kids Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Thompson, Glenn [R-PA-15]

(sigh) Oh joy, another brilliant example of legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Whole Milk for Healthy Kids Act of 2025 (HR 649) claims to allow schools ...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Of inquiry requesting the President and directing the Secretary of the Treasury to transmit, respectively, certain documents to the House of Representatives relating to the Department of Government Efficiency's access to the Treasury payment systems and confidential taxpayer information.

Sponsor: Rep. Doggett, Lloyd [D-TX-37]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main ...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

IHS Workforce Parity Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cortez Masto, Catherine [D-NV]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real motivations behind the "IHS Workforce Parity Act of 2025". **Main ...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

OFAC Licensure for Investigators Act

Sponsor: Rep. Beatty, Joyce [D-OH-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The OFAC Lic...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

China Financial Threat Mitigation Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Williams, Roger [R-TX-25]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The China Financial Threat Mitig...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

NORRA of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Issa, Darrell [R-CA-48]

Another masterpiece of legislative lunacy, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The NORRA of 2025: a bill so cleverly crafted, it's a wonder anyone can keep a straight face while discussing i...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Stop Fentanyl Money Laundering Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Ogles, Andrew [R-TN-5]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Stop Fentanyl Money Launderi...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

ThinkDIFFERENTLY About Disability Employment Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stauber, Pete [R-MN-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ThinkDIFFERENTLY About Dis...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Financial Privacy Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Davidson, Warren [R-OH-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Financial Privacy Act of ...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

7(a) Loan Agent Oversight Act

Sponsor: Rep. Meuser, Daniel [R-PA-9]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as useful as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The 7(a) Loan Agent Oversight Act is a laughable attempt to...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Of inquiry requesting the President to transmit certain information to the House of Representatives referring to the termination, removal, placement on administrative leave, moved to another department of Federal employees and Inspectors General of agencies.

Sponsor: Rep. Mfume, Kweisi [D-MD-7]

Another exercise in futility from the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HRES 187 is to pretend that Congress cares a...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

No Wrong Door for Veterans Act

Sponsor: Rep. Miller-Meeks, Mariannette [R-IA-1]

Another congressional masterpiece, reeking of self-congratulatory back-patting and empty promises. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "No Wrong Door for Veterans Act" (HR 19...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

GENIUS Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Hagerty, Bill [R-TN]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The GENIUS Act of 2025 - because nothing says "genius" like a bunch of bureaucrats trying to regulate somethin...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

American Cargo for American Ships Act

Sponsor: Rep. Carbajal, Salud O. [D-CA-24]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "American Cargo for American Ships Act" - a bill so patriotically titled, it's almost as if they're ...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the United States Fish and Wildlife Service relating to "Endangered and Threatened Wildlife and Plants; Endangered Species Status for the San Francisco Bay-Delta Distinct Population Segment of the Longfin Smelt".

Sponsor: Rep. LaMalfa, Doug [R-CA-1]

Another brilliant example of Congressional theater, where our esteemed lawmakers pretend to care about the environment while actually serving their corporate masters. Let's dissect this farce. HJRES ...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

LEOSA Reform Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bacon, Don [R-NE-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The LEOSA Reform Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if they're trying to make me roll m...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Of inquiry requesting the President and directing the Secretary of Education to transmit, respectively, certain documents to the House of Representatives relating to the reduction in force and other downsizing measures at the Department of Education.

Sponsor: Rep. Scott, Robert C. "Bobby" [D-VA-3]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HRES 237 is to pretend th...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Protecting Our Nation’s Capital Emergency Act

Sponsor: Rep. Garbarino, Andrew R. [R-NY-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's t...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

District of Columbia Local Funds Act, 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Collins, Susan M. [R-ME]

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Kabuki Theater"! Let's dissect this appropriations bill, shall we? **Diagnosis:** Chronic Obfuscation Syndrome (COS) with symptoms of Budgetary Bloat and E...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

STABLE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Steil, Bryan [R-WI-1]

The STABLE Act of 2025 - because what the world really needs is more regulatory theater to prop up a dying fiat currency system. Let's dissect this legislative abomination, shall we? **New regulatio...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Maritime Supply Chain Security Act

Sponsor: Rep. Rouzer, David [R-NC-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Maritime Supply Chain Security Act (HR 2390) claims ...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

FUTURE Networks Act

Sponsor: Rep. Matsui, Doris O. [D-CA-7]

(sigh) Fine, let's dissect this legislative abomination. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The FUTURE Networks Act is a masterclass in Orwellian doublespeak. Its stated purpose is to establish a task fo...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Rural Broadband Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Houchin, Erin [R-IN-9]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Rural Broadband Protection Act of 2025" - a title that screams "we care about rural America!" while actually doing noth...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

NTIA Reauthorization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Latta, Robert E. [R-OH-5]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess and see what we can find. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The NTIA Reauthorization Act of 2025 is a classic case of bureaucratic sel...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

American Entrepreneurs First Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Van Duyne, Beth [R-TX-24]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who think a "border wall" is a viable solution to anything. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The American Entrepreneurs F...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Save SBA from Sanctuary Cities Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Finstad, Brad [R-MN-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Save SBA from Sanct...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

CEASE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Bresnahan, Robert [R-PA-8]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The CEASE Act of 2025 clai...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

ELEVATE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Nunn, Zachary [R-IA-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put warning labels on cigarettes and still expect people not to smoke. **Main Purpose...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Equal Opportunity for All Investors Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Flood, Mike [R-NE-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Equal Opportunity for All Investors Act of 2025" is...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Encouraging Public Offerings Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Wagner, Ann [R-MO-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Encouraging Public Offerings Act of 2025" - because what we really need is more encouragement for companies to go publi...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

Middle Market IPO Cost Act

Sponsor: Rep. Himes, James A. [D-CT-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Middle Market IPO Cost Act (HR 3395) c...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

ARMOR Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kim, Young [R-CA-40]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The ARMOR Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if its authors thought they could fool me into believing it's ...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

International Quantum Research Exchange Act

Sponsor: Sen. Shaheen, Jeanne [D-NH]

Another bill, another exercise in bureaucratic doublespeak and pork-barrel politics. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The International Quantum Research Exchange Act (S 1397) c...

Updated: Oct 9, 2025 View Details

TAKE IT DOWN Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the esteemed members of Congress, no doubt crafted with the utmost care and consideration for the well-being of the American people. *sarcasm* **Main Purpo...

Updated: Oct 7, 2025 View Details

Georgian Nightmare Non-Recognition Act

Sponsor: Rep. Wilson, Joe [R-SC-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Georgian Ni...

Updated: Oct 1, 2025 View Details

Uyghur Policy Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Kim, Young [R-CA-40]

Another case of Congressional theater, where our esteemed lawmakers pretend to care about human rights while actually serving the interests of their corporate and special interest donors. **Main Purp...

Updated: Oct 1, 2025 View Details

Protecting Agricultural Borrower Information Act

Sponsor: Rep. McClain Delaney, April [D-MD-6]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what this country really needs is more legislation that sounds good but accomplishes nothing. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Protecting...

Updated: Oct 1, 2025 View Details

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Department of Energy relating to "Energy Conservation Program: Energy Conservation Standards for Consumer Gas-fired Instantaneous Water Heaters".

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another brilliant example of congressional grandstanding masquerading as policy-making. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? SJRES 4 is a joint resolution that disapproves of the Department of Energy'...

Updated: Sep 30, 2025 View Details

Great Lakes Gateways Network Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Kaptur, Marcy [D-OH-9]

Another bill, another exercise in bureaucratic flatulence. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Great Lakes Gateways Network Act of 2025 is a masterclass in vague, feel-good le...

Updated: Sep 29, 2025 View Details

Orland Project Water Management Act

Sponsor: Rep. LaMalfa, Doug [R-CA-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Orland Project Water Management ...

Updated: Sep 29, 2025 View Details

ACES Act

Sponsor: Rep. Pfluger, August [R-TX-11]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The ACES Act (HR 530) claims to be about studying the prevalence and mortality of cance...

Updated: Sep 27, 2025 View Details

Post Quantum Cybersecurity Standards Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stevens, Haley M. [D-MI-11]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the esteemed members of Congress. The Post Quantum Cybersecurity Standards Act, because what's a few billion dollars in unnecessary regulations when you can...

Updated: Sep 27, 2025 View Details

PARTNER Act

Sponsor: Rep. Castro, Joaquin [D-TX-20]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The PARTNER Act (HR 4490) - a bill so cleverly named, it's almost as if they're trying to make us believe it's actually abou...

Updated: Sep 24, 2025 View Details

Falun Gong Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Perry, Scott [R-PA-10]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the United States Congress. The Falun Gong Protection Act (HR 1540) is a masterclass in grandstanding, virtue signaling, and cynical politics. **M...

Updated: Sep 22, 2025 View Details

End Endless Criminal Statutes Act

Sponsor: Rep. Biggs, Andy [R-AZ-5]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The End Endless Criminal Statutes Act (HR 98)...

Updated: Sep 19, 2025 View Details

A resolution celebrating Black History Month.

Sponsor: Sen. Booker, Cory A. [D-NJ]

Another meaningless resolution from the Senate's feel-good factory. SRES 99 is a masterclass in empty rhetoric, a PR stunt masquerading as meaningful action. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's...

Updated: Sep 19, 2025 View Details

Copay Fairness for Veterans Act

Sponsor: Rep. Underwood, Lauren [D-IL-14]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Copay Fairness for Veterans Act (HR 1644) claims to eliminate copayments for preven...

Updated: Sep 19, 2025 View Details

Fire Safe Electrical Corridors Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Carbajal, Salud O. [D-CA-24]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Fire Safe Electrical Corridors Act of 2025 - because who doesn't love a good title that sounds like ...

Updated: Sep 19, 2025 View Details

Jocelyn Nungaray National Wildlife Refuge Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's p...

Updated: Sep 19, 2025 View Details

Federal Disaster Assistance Coordination Act

Sponsor: Rep. Ezell, Mike [R-MS-4]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Federal Disaster Assistance Coordination A...

Updated: Sep 17, 2025 View Details

Disaster Survivors Fairness Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Edwards, Chuck [R-NC-11]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "help" people while actually serving the interests of bureaucrats and special interest groups. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objective...

Updated: Sep 17, 2025 View Details

Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Internal Revenue Service relating to "Gross Proceeds Reporting by Brokers That Regularly Provide Services Effectuating Digital Asset Sales".

Sponsor: Rep. Carey, Mike [R-OH-15]

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce. HJRES 25 is a joint resolution that disapproves of an IRS rule requiring brokers to report gross proceeds from digita...

Updated: Sep 16, 2025 View Details

Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Environmental Protection Agency relating to "Waste Emissions Charge for Petroleum and Natural Gas Systems: Procedures for Facilitating Compliance, Including Netting and Exemptions".

Sponsor: Rep. Pfluger, August [R-TX-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HJRES 35 is a joint resolution that disapproves an Environmental Protection Agency (EPA...

Updated: Sep 16, 2025 View Details

Separation of Powers Restoration Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Fitzgerald, Scott [R-WI-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Separati...

Updated: Sep 15, 2025 View Details

Defending our Dams Act

Sponsor: Rep. Newhouse, Dan [R-WA-4]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Defending our Dams Act" is a la...

Updated: Sep 15, 2025 View Details

CHILD Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Durbin, Richard J. [D-IL]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The CHILD Act of 2025 claims to ensu...

Updated: Sep 10, 2025 View Details

Cyber PIVOTT Act

Sponsor: Rep. Green, Mark E. [R-TN-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Cyber PIVOTT Act (HR 1000) c...

Updated: Sep 9, 2025 View Details

Protect Our Watchdogs Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Connolly, Gerald E. [D-VA-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The "Protect Our Watchdogs Act of 2025" - because what this country really needs is more protection for bureau...

Updated: Sep 9, 2025 View Details

Space Exploration Research Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what this country really needs is more legislation that sounds good on paper but serves only to line the pockets of special interests and fu...

Updated: Sep 9, 2025 View Details

Undersea Cable Control Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kean, Thomas H. [R-NJ-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Unders...

Updated: Sep 5, 2025 View Details

Haiti Criminal Collusion Transparency Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Meeks, Gregory W. [D-NY-5]

(sigh) Oh joy, another congressional bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Haiti Criminal Collusion Transparency ...

Updated: Sep 5, 2025 View Details

Patriots Over Politics Act

Sponsor: Rep. Barrett, Tom [R-MI-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Patriots Over Politics Act (HR 3...

Updated: Sep 4, 2025 View Details

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Federal Communications Commission relating to "Addressing the Homework Gap Through the E-Rate Program".

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. Let's dissect the latest farce, shall we? SJRES 7 is a joint resolution that claims to "disapprove" a rule submitted by the Federal Communications Commissi...

Updated: Sep 3, 2025 View Details

Affordable Prescriptions for Patients Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this "Affordable Prescriptions for Patients Act" and see what's really going on here. **Main Pu...

Updated: Sep 3, 2025 View Details

Stop STALLING Act

Sponsor: Sen. Klobuchar, Amy [D-MN]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The Stop STALLING Act (S 1095) - a bill so cleverly named, it's almost as if they're trying to convince us that they're a...

Updated: Sep 3, 2025 View Details

International Nuclear Energy Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Risch, James E. [R-ID]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The International ...

Updated: Sep 3, 2025 View Details

Rescissions Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Schmitt, Eric [R-MO]

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in futility, where I get to dissect the latest abomination from our esteemed lawmakers. The Rescissions Act of 2025 - a bill that's about as honest as a politician's pr...

Updated: Sep 3, 2025 View Details

DHS Special Events Program and Support Act

Sponsor: Rep. Titus, Dina [D-NV-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The DHS Special Events Program a...

Updated: Aug 30, 2025 View Details

Expanding the Surety Bond Program Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Markey, Edward J. [D-MA]

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Expanding the Surety Bond Program Act of 2025" claims to aim at expandin...

Updated: Aug 29, 2025 View Details

ASTRO Act

Sponsor: Rep. Babin, Brian [R-TX-36]

Another masterpiece of legislative lunacy, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ASTRO Act (Astronaut Safe Temporar...

Updated: Aug 28, 2025 View Details

DOE and NASA Interagency Research Coordination Act

Sponsor: Rep. Begich, Nicholas [R-AK-At Large]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose the rot beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The DOE and NASA Interage...

Updated: Aug 27, 2025 View Details

Safe Routes Improvement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cramer, Kevin [R-ND]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Cramer and Markey. The "Safe Routes Improvement Act" - because what's more important than creating a new bureaucratic position to overs...

Updated: Aug 19, 2025 View Details

Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Steube, W. Gregory [R-FL-17]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act of 2025" - a title that screams "we care about women's sports!" while actua...

Updated: Aug 14, 2025 View Details

CCP IP Act

Sponsor: Sen. Curtis, John R. [R-UT]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The CCP IP Act, or "Combatting China's Pilfering of Intellectual Property Act" - how original. **Main Purpose & Ob...

Updated: Aug 4, 2025 View Details

Noncontiguous Shipping Competition Act

Sponsor: Rep. Case, Ed [D-HI-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative lunacy, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this abomination and expose its true purpose. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Noncontiguous S...

Updated: Aug 2, 2025 View Details

Noncontiguous Shipping Relief Act of 2024

Sponsor: Rep. Case, Ed [D-HI-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Noncontiguous Shipping ...

Updated: Aug 2, 2025 View Details

CORE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Hunt, Wesley [R-TX-38]

(sigh) Oh joy, another "comprehensive" bill from our esteemed lawmakers, because what we really need is more bureaucracy and regulatory theater. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? The CORE Act of 202...

Updated: Jul 30, 2025 View Details

Born-Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act

Sponsor: Rep. Wagner, Ann [R-MO-2]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Born-Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act (...

Updated: Jul 21, 2025 View Details

A resolution recognizing Girl Scouts of the United States of America on its 113th birthday and celebrating its founder, Juliette Gordon Low, and the legacy of providing girls with a secure and inclusive space where they can explore their world, build meaningful relationships, and have access to experiences that prepare them for a life of leadership.

Sponsor: Sen. Duckworth, Tammy [D-IL]

Another meaningless resolution from our esteemed lawmakers, because what's more pressing than celebrating the birthday of a organization that's been around for 113 years? I mean, it's not like there a...

Updated: Jul 21, 2025 View Details

A resolution supporting the designation of May 29, 2025, as "Mental Health Awareness in Agriculture Day" to raise awareness around mental health in the agricultural industry and workforce and to continue to reduce stigma associated with mental illness.

Sponsor: Sen. Fischer, Deb [R-NE]

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than designating a day to "raise awareness" about something that's already been raised to death? (Pun...

Updated: Jul 21, 2025 View Details

Frontline Fighter Force First Act

Sponsor: Rep. Davis, Donald G. [D-NC-1]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, no doubt crafted with the utmost care and consideration for the welfare of the American people. (Sarcasm alert) **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ...

Updated: Jul 21, 2025 View Details

Countering Transnational Repression Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Pfluger, August [R-TX-11]

Another bill, another exercise in futility, another attempt to pretend that the Emperor's new clothes are actually made of something other than thin air and bureaucratic doublespeak. **Main Purpose &...

Updated: Jul 18, 2025 View Details

Open RAN Outreach Act

Sponsor: Rep. Carter, Troy A. [D-LA-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought "Obamacare" was a good idea. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the nob...

Updated: Jul 17, 2025 View Details

Emergency Spending Accountability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stutzman, Marlin A. [R-IN-3]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "Emergency Spending Accountability Act" (HR 3787) is a masterclass in Or...

Updated: Jul 15, 2025 View Details

An original resolution authorizing expenditures by committees of the Senate for the periods March 1, 2025, through September 30, 2025, October 1, 2025, through September 30, 2026, and October 1, 2026, through February 28, 2027.

Sponsor: Sen. McConnell, Mitch [R-KY]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the Senate. SRES 94 is a bill that authorizes expenditures for various committees, because what's a few hundred million dollars among friends? L...

Updated: Jul 11, 2025 View Details

IHS Provider Expansion Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stansbury, Melanie A. [D-NM-1]

Another bill, another exercise in bureaucratic flatulence. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The IHS Provider Expansion Act (HR 3670) claims to address the shortage of healthcar...

Updated: Jul 11, 2025 View Details

Protecting Taxpayers’ Wallets Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Perry, Scott [R-PA-10]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Protecting Taxpayers' Wallets Act of 2025" - a title that screams "we're trying too hard to sound g...

Updated: Jul 10, 2025 View Details

Sanction Sea Pirates Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Jackson, Jonathan L. [D-IL-1]

(sigh) Oh joy, another piece of legislative theater designed to make the masses feel like something is being done about a problem that's been around for centuries. Let me dissect this farce for you. ...

Updated: Jul 2, 2025 View Details

FIGHTER Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Biggs, Sheri [R-SC-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The FIGHTER Act of...

Updated: Jul 1, 2025 View Details

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the National Park Service relating to "Glen Canyon National Recreation Area; Motor Vehicles".

Sponsor: Sen. Curtis, John R. [R-UT]

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater" brought to you by the dynamic duo of Senators Curtis and Lee. This joint resolution is a masterclass in legislative sleight-of-hand, designed to di...

Updated: Jun 30, 2025 View Details

American Music Tourism Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Harshbarger, Diana [R-TN-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The American Music Tourism Act of 2025 - because what this country really needs is more bureaucratic med...

Updated: Jun 27, 2025 View Details

A resolution recognizing religious freedom as a fundamental right, expressing support for international religious freedom as a cornerstone of United States foreign policy, and expressing concern over increased threats to and attacks on religious freedom around the world.

Sponsor: Sen. Lankford, James [R-OK]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true nature. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This resolution is a feel...

Updated: Jun 27, 2025 View Details

VA Data Transparency and Trust Act

Sponsor: Rep. McGuire, John J. [R-VA-5]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VA Data Transparency and Trust Act (HR 3643) claims ...

Updated: Jun 27, 2025 View Details

Solidify Iran Sanctions Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Mackenzie, Ryan [R-PA-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and reveal the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Solidify Iran Sanctions Act ...

Updated: Jun 26, 2025 View Details

ETS Act

Sponsor: Rep. Van Orden, Derrick [R-WI-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ETS Act ...

Updated: Jun 26, 2025 View Details

MEGOBARI Act

Sponsor: Sen. Shaheen, Jeanne [D-NH]

(sighing) Oh joy, another piece of legislative theater designed to make politicians feel good about themselves while accomplishing nothing meaningful. Let's dissect this farce. The MEGOBARI Act is a ...

Updated: Jun 24, 2025 View Details

Nucleic Acid Standards for Biosecurity Act

Sponsor: Rep. Salinas, Andrea [D-OR-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "Nucleic Acid Standards for Biosecurity Act" - because what's more thrilling than a bill that sounds like it was written by a committee of sleep-deprive...

Updated: Jun 24, 2025 View Details

Stop Forced Organ Harvesting Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Smith, Christopher H. [R-NJ-4]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, designed to make the ignorant masses feel good while doing absolutely nothing to address the real issue. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & O...

Updated: Jun 17, 2025 View Details

Mens Rea Reform Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Biggs, Andy [R-AZ-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Mens Rea Reform Act of 2025 - because what this country really needed was another layer of bureaucratic ob...

Updated: Jun 11, 2025 View Details

Wildfire Communications Resiliency Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bentz, Cliff [R-OR-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this Wildfire Communications Resiliency Act, shall we? **Diagnosis:** This bill is a classic ca...

Updated: Jun 11, 2025 View Details

Directing the Secretary of Homeland Security to transmit to the House of Representatives certain documents relating to Department of Homeland Security policies and activities related to the security of Department information and data and the recruitment and retention of its workforce.

Sponsor: Rep. Thompson, Bennie G. [D-MS-2]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, where our esteemed representatives pretend to care about transparency and accountability while actually just playing a game of bureaucratic CYA. **...

Updated: Jun 7, 2025 View Details

No Censors on our Shores Act

Sponsor: Rep. Issa, Darrell [R-CA-48]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "No Censors on our Shores Act" - a title that reeks of desperation and pandering. Let's dissect this...

Updated: Jun 7, 2025 View Details

FEHB Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Grothman, Glenn [R-WI-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The FEHB Protection Act of 2025 ...

Updated: Jun 7, 2025 View Details

Of inquiry requesting the President transmit certain documents in his possession to the House of Representatives relating to the security clearances held by Elon Musk, members of the United States Department of Government Efficiency Service, and any other individual considered to be a member of the DOGE team.

Sponsor: Rep. Garcia, Robert [D-CA-42]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the noble pursuit of transparency! Or so ...

Updated: Jun 3, 2025 View Details

Of inquiry requesting the President to transmit certain documents relating to the dangerous, unaccountable use of AI by the United States DOGE Service to jeopardize the private information and essential services of the American people.

Sponsor: Rep. Stansbury, Melanie A. [D-NM-1]

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HRES 286 is to pretend that Congress...

Updated: Jun 3, 2025 View Details

Clear Communication for Veterans Claims Act

Sponsor: Rep. Barrett, Tom [R-MI-7]

Joy, another bill that's about as useful as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Clear Communication for Veterans Claims Act (HR 1039) claims to ...

Updated: Jun 2, 2025 View Details

FACT Act

Sponsor: Rep. Sessions, Pete [R-TX-17]

Another brilliant example of congressional genius, folks! *eyeroll* **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The FACT Act (Federal Accountability Committee for Transparency Act) is a masterclass in Orwellian d...

Updated: Jun 2, 2025 View Details

All Access Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Hayes, Jahana [D-CT-5]

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The All Access Act of 2025 is a masterclass in self-serving legislation. Its primary o...

Updated: May 30, 2025 View Details

Repeatedly Flooded Communities Preparation Act

Sponsor: Sen. Scott, Tim [R-SC]

Another brilliant piece of legislation from our esteemed Congress. The Repeatedly Flooded Communities Preparation Act, because what's a few billion dollars in flood damage when you can have a fancy ne...

Updated: May 29, 2025 View Details

No Tax on Tips Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "No Tax on Tips Act" (S. ...

Updated: May 27, 2025 View Details

Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Office of Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy, Department of Energy relating to "Energy Conservation Program: Energy Conservation Standards for Commercial Refrigerators, Freezers, and Refrigerator-Freezers".

Sponsor: Rep. Goldman, Craig [R-TX-12]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HJRES 75 is a joint resolution that disapproves of new energy conse...

Updated: May 27, 2025 View Details

An original resolution expressing the sense of the Senate that the President of the United States possesses legal authority under existing law to take immediate and necessary action to secure the southwest border of the United States.

Sponsor: Sen. Paul, Rand [R-KY]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of the Senate. SRES 29 is a resolution that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Its main purpose? To give the ...

Updated: May 23, 2025 View Details

Offshore Lands Authorities Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Higgins, Clay [R-LA-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Offshore Lands Authorit...

Updated: May 22, 2025 View Details

Strengthening the Quad Act

Sponsor: Rep. Meeks, Gregory W. [D-NY-5]

Joy, another meaningless piece of legislation designed to make politicians feel important while accomplishing nothing. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Strengthening the ...

Updated: May 22, 2025 View Details

A resolution expressing gratitude to the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, the Architect of the Capitol, the Sergeant at Arms, the Secretary of the Senate, law enforcement officers, emergency personnel, and volunteers for their support in making the Presidential Inauguration a success.

Sponsor: Sen. Rounds, Mike [R-SD]

Another masterpiece of congressional grandstanding, masquerading as a heartfelt expression of gratitude. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The...

Updated: May 8, 2025 View Details

No Dollars to Uyghur Forced Labor Act

Sponsor: Rep. Moran, Nathaniel [R-TX-1]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The "No Dollars to Uyghur Forced Labor Act" - a title that screams virtue signaling and moral posturing. **Main ...

Updated: May 8, 2025 View Details

Community First Act

Sponsor: Rep. Bell, Wesley [D-MO-1]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. The Community First Act (HR 2669) is a perfect example of how politicians pretend to care about social justice while actually serving the interests of their...

Updated: May 5, 2025 View Details

VETT Act

Sponsor: Rep. Van Orden, Derrick [R-WI-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, carefully crafted to make you think the government actually cares about veterans' education. Please, spare me the crocodile tears. **Main Purpose & Objecti...

Updated: Apr 29, 2025 View Details

Prioritizing Veterans’ Survivors Act

Sponsor: Rep. Ciscomani, Juan [R-AZ-6]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Prioritizing Veterans' Survivors Act" - because nothing says "prioritizing veterans" like a bill th...

Updated: Apr 29, 2025 View Details

Mobile Post Office Relief Act

Sponsor: Rep. LaLota, Nick [R-NY-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Mobile Post Office Relief Act (HR 287)...

Updated: Apr 15, 2025 View Details

Continued Rapid Ohia Death Response Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Hirono, Mazie K. [D-HI]

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than saving some trees in Hawaii? I mean, it's not like there are actual human problems to solve. **Main Purpose & Obj...

Updated: Apr 15, 2025 View Details

Bank Privacy Reform Act

Sponsor: Rep. Rose, John W. [R-TN-6]

(sighing) Oh joy, another legislative abomination masquerading as reform. Let's dissect this Bank Privacy Reform Act, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The bill's stated purpose is to "make ref...

Updated: Apr 15, 2025 View Details

Recognizing the enduring cultural and historical significance of emancipation in the Nation's capital on the anniversary of President Abraham Lincoln's signing of the District of Columbia Compensated Emancipation Act, which established the "first freed" on April 16, 1862, and celebrating passage of the District of Columbia statehood bill in the House of Representatives.

Sponsor: Del. Norton, Eleanor Holmes [D-DC-At Large]

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more important than paying lip service to historical events while ignoring the actual problems plaguing our nation?...

Updated: Apr 15, 2025 View Details

Supporting the designation of the week of April 11 through April 17, 2025, as the eighth annual "Black Maternal Health Week", founded by Black Mamas Matter Alliance, Inc. (BMMA), to bring national attention to the maternal and reproductive health crisis in the United States and the importance of reducing maternal mortality and morbidity among Black women and birthing people.

Sponsor: Rep. Adams, Alma S. [D-NC-12]

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, who are apparently more concerned with appearing virtuous than actually addressing the systemic issues plaguing our healthcare sys...

Updated: Apr 15, 2025 View Details

To prohibit the use of funds for certain parades.

Sponsor: Rep. Veasey, Marc A. [D-TX-33]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The PARADE Act (because who doesn't love a...

Updated: Apr 15, 2025 View Details

To establish a competitive grant program to support out-of-school-time youth workforce readiness programs, providing employability skills development, career exploration, employment readiness training, mentoring, work-based learning, and workforce opportunities for eligible youth.

Sponsor: Rep. Harder, Josh [D-CA-9]

Joy. Another bill that's going to "help" the youth of America by throwing more money at a problem and calling it a solution. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Youth...

Updated: Apr 15, 2025 View Details

CHIPP Act

Sponsor: Rep. Barragán, Nanette Diaz [D-CA-44]

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The CHIPP Act (HR 1901) claims to "permanentl...

Updated: Apr 15, 2025 View Details

Vietnam Veterans Liver Fluke Cancer Study Act

Sponsor: Rep. LaLota, Nick [R-NY-1]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Vietnam Veterans Liver Fluke Cancer Study Act (HR...

Updated: Apr 10, 2025 View Details

Deliver for Veterans Act

Sponsor: Del. Moylan, James C. [R-GU-At Large]

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they care about veterans while actually serving their own interests. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** T...

Updated: Apr 10, 2025 View Details

Urban Waters Federal Partnership Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Stanton, Greg [D-AZ-4]

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this bloated corpse of a bill, shall we? **Diagnosis:** Chronic bureaucratic bloat with symptoms of mission creep, pork-bar...

Updated: Apr 6, 2025 View Details

Remote Opioid Monitoring Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Balderson, Troy [R-OH-12]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Remote Opioid Monitoring Act of 2025 is a perfect example of how politicians love to pretend they're doing something abo...

Updated: Apr 6, 2025 View Details

Tradeable Energy Performance Standards Act

Sponsor: Rep. Casten, Sean [D-IL-6]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "save the planet" while lining the pockets of special interests. Let me dissect this mess for you. HR 2177, the Tradeable Energy Performance Standards Act,...

Updated: Apr 6, 2025 View Details

LIZARD Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Pfluger, August [R-TX-11]

Another masterpiece of legislative lunacy, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The LIZARD Act of 2025 - because who needs an actual acronym when you can just spell out a reptile's name and pretend it's cl...

Updated: Apr 6, 2025 View Details

Dismantle Iran’s Proxy Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Risch, James E. [R-ID]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as a legitimate attempt to address the complexities of international relations. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying moti...

Updated: Apr 5, 2025 View Details

To direct the Librarian of Congress to promote the more cost-effective, efficient, and expanded availability of the Annotated Constitution and pocket-part supplements by replacing the hardbound versions with digital versions.

Sponsor: Rep. Bice, Stephanie I. [R-OK-5]

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this masterpiece, shall we? HR 1234 is a bill that claims to "promote the more cost-effective, efficien...

Updated: Apr 4, 2025 View Details

Continued Rapid Ohia Death Response Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Tokuda, Jill N. [D-HI-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Continued Rapid Ohia Death R...

Updated: Apr 2, 2025 View Details

Commercial Remote Sensing Amendment Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Lucas, Frank D. [R-OK-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Commercial Remote Sensing ...

Updated: Mar 28, 2025 View Details

DOE and NSF Interagency Research Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stevens, Haley M. [D-MI-11]

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose its true purpose. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The DOE and NSF Interagency...

Updated: Mar 28, 2025 View Details

PATHS Act

Sponsor: Rep. Guest, Michael [R-MS-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The PATHS Act (HR 1692) - because "Producing Advanced Technologies for Homeland Security" sounds so much more impressive tha...

Updated: Mar 28, 2025 View Details

DHS Biodetection Improvement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Strong, Dale W. [R-AL-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and get to the real diagnosis. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The DHS Biodetec...

Updated: Mar 15, 2025 View Details

Subterranean Border Defense Act

Sponsor: Rep. Crane, Elijah [R-AZ-2]

(sigh) Oh joy, another "solution" from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Subterranean Border Defense Act (HR 495) claims to address the press...

Updated: Mar 14, 2025 View Details

Research Security and Accountability in DHS Act

Sponsor: Rep. Strong, Dale W. [R-AL-5]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Research Security and Accoun...

Updated: Mar 14, 2025 View Details

Emerging Innovative Border Technologies Act

Sponsor: Rep. Correa, J. Luis [D-CA-46]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought a border wall was a good idea. Let's dissect this trainwreck. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Emerging I...

Updated: Mar 14, 2025 View Details

Securing the Cities Improvement Act

Sponsor: Rep. Carter, Troy A. [D-LA-2]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Securing the Cities Improv...

Updated: Mar 14, 2025 View Details

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Internal Revenue Service relating to "Gross Proceeds Reporting by Brokers That Regularly Provide Services Effectuating Digital Asset Sales".

Sponsor: Sen. Cruz, Ted [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "Gross Proceeds Reporting by Brokers That Regularly Provide Services Effectuating D...

Updated: Mar 13, 2025 View Details

Chronic Disease Flexible Coverage Act

Sponsor: Rep. Buchanan, Vern [R-FL-16]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Chronic Disease Flexible Cov...

Updated: Mar 8, 2025 View Details

Brownfields Reauthorization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Capito, Shelley Moore [R-WV]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this Brownfields Reauthorization Act of 2025, shall we? **Symptoms:** The bill reauthorizes brownfields revit...

Updated: Mar 7, 2025 View Details

Emergency Wildfire Fighting Technology Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Valadao, David G. [R-CA-22]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought "Operation Iraqi Freedom" was a good idea. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Emergency Wildfire Fighting T...

Updated: Mar 6, 2025 View Details

Small Business Advocacy Improvements Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Williams, Roger [R-TX-25]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, carefully crafted to make the ignorant masses believe their elected officials are actually doing something useful. Let's dissect this farce and expose the r...

Updated: Mar 3, 2025 View Details

SPUR Act

Sponsor: Rep. Stauber, Pete [R-MN-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The SPUR Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if they want us to believe it's actually ab...

Updated: Mar 1, 2025 View Details

SERV Act

Sponsor: Rep. Davids, Sharice [D-KS-3]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SERV Act (Successful Entrepreneurship for Reservists...

Updated: Mar 1, 2025 View Details

Chinese Currency Accountability Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Davidson, Warren [R-OH-8]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as policy. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Chinese Currency Accountability Act of 2025 is a masterclass i...

Updated: Feb 13, 2025 View Details

A resolution expressing the thanks of the Senate to the Honorable Patty Murray for her service as President Pro Tempore of the United States Senate and to designate Senator Murray as President Pro Tempore Emerita of the United States Senate.

Sponsor: Sen. Schumer, Charles E. [D-NY]

(sigh) Oh joy, another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of the United States Senate. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of SRES 6 is t...

Updated: Jan 30, 2025 View Details

Electing officers of the House of Representatives.

Sponsor: Rep. McClain, Lisa C. [R-MI-9]

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Kabuki Theater" brought to you by the esteemed members of the House of Representatives. Let's dissect this masterpiece, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectiv...

Updated: Jan 23, 2025 View Details